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Offline336
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28064830 - 11/22/22 02:21 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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Smellyhobbit said:
Same.





it's okay bro! one day we'll stop being lazy and apply for food aid or some shit! :lol:


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Offlineimachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28064841 - 11/22/22 02:24 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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336 said:
is loud as fuck in the middle of the night when everyone is sleeping, doesn't give a fuck if he wakes everyone up in the process




Is also considerably loud at night while everyone is sleeping. He's usually making Extremely Loud Noises. Which usually consists of him moaning as he's getting banged in the ass by another man.

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Smellyhobbit said:
Always complains about there being nothing to eat after buying $300+ in food at the grocery store.




Also complains about there being nothing to eat after buying $300 plus in food at the grocery store. Which is however usually true. Because his boyfriend eats it all. His boyfriend is extremely overweight and is also the same guy the banks 336 in his ass in the middle of the night and wakes everybody up in the house. In this house there's no food and there's no escape from the noise and there's no escape from the gay sex no matter what time of day or night it is


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28064843 - 11/22/22 02:25 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Named his pet zebra Spot


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OfflineNorthernerM
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler] * 1
    #28064857 - 11/22/22 02:30 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Ate all the shrimp at the buffet.


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OfflineSmellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28064859 - 11/22/22 02:31 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Pushes kids into the water at the pier


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28064862 - 11/22/22 02:33 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

The kid needed to go he was fully retSarded and there was no way he could function in society. However it seems he grew up and survived nonetheless even after being pushed in the water. His name is Sheekle. And you are seemingly his best friend


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Offline336
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28064865 - 11/22/22 02:34 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Quote:

imachavel said:
a lot of gay shit



has gay sexual fantasies about most the posters on the shroomery, and likely most men in his real life


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Offlineimachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: 336]
    #28064873 - 11/22/22 02:40 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Thinks Barbera Streisand is awesome


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28064878 - 11/22/22 02:44 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Couldnt alphabetize a bag of M&M’s


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Offlineimachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28064890 - 11/22/22 02:51 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Only insults others to make himself feel better


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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OfflineRusty2096
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28064974 - 11/22/22 04:15 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Someone said tomahawk steak?


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28065179 - 11/22/22 07:30 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Misses the taste of the short bus windows

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28065268 - 11/22/22 09:03 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Likes pizza rolls frozen in the middle


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OfflineNorthernerM
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28065284 - 11/22/22 09:25 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Butt chugs red creaming soda then walks around the mall barefoot with it leaking out.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner] * 1
    #28065293 - 11/22/22 09:52 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Instead of shopping at the Men's Warehouse he goes with the homeless people on the street and steals their clothes. He steals the clothes off disease ridden alcohol smelling who knows how many months since they last took a shower drug addicted homeless people so you can rip their pants off and see their bare naked hanging testicles and wears their clothes. He likes to look and feel like a bum.

He's going to like the way he looks I guarantee it.


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28065299 - 11/22/22 09:57 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Geez dude.... :uhoh:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #28065315 - 11/22/22 10:15 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Is gay. Oh wait I can't say that because it's been mentioned that the only reason I mention it is because I'm so gay myself and I hide it and that's why I'm so obsessed with calling everybody gay.

Okay let me rephrase: is the kind of person that started out heterosexual and inserting their penis into the hole of the opposite sex. But sometimes is but doesn't like females. On those days it would seem like the other person's genitals are inserted into him instead of the way he started inserting his genitals and other people.

I mean to eat their own but I just got to say this guy goes to the Proctologist like every week. He has serious Rectal Surgery on a weekly basis. Racks up serious hospital bills and really doesn't have very good insurance.

Very often times had the idea of getting penis much much more than planning out a good health insurance strategy. His wife left him.

But not because other men were having sex with him. That was only part of it it was much more so because she was paying all of his medical bills while he kept getting sewed up every week. She got tired of working all the time just to pay for his trips to the hospital. Finally left him and decided he could have his own Financial Independence


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

Edited by imachavel (11/22/22 10:16 PM)

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28065334 - 11/22/22 10:32 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Writes a 3 page essay when signing his name.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #28065348 - 11/22/22 10:41 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Mastered the art of the crying squat cobbler


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #28065359 - 11/22/22 10:53 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Beats off with McDonald’s mayonnaise packets


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