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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096] * 1
    #28060830 - 11/19/22 10:00 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Studied all week for a urine test


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28060843 - 11/19/22 10:06 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

:lol:

^A Newfie had caught two lobsters and was walking home along the coast ...
... when Egon, a filthy cop, drove by and saw him. Egon pulled over and stopped the man.

"Sir, are you aware it's not lobster season, and it's illegal to fish lobsters?"

"Me son," the Newfie said. "I didn't fish 'em. Deez lobsters are me pets."

"Sir, no one keeps lobsters as pets. I'll have to issue a fine unless you can prove your claim."

"Well, I's had 'em since they was babes. Trained 'em meself, I did. I can lets 'em go play, and when I calls 'em they comes right back to me."

The cop, Egon, disbelieving the man, allowed him to demonstrate. The Newfie put the lobsters on the sand and said "Go 'n play, me b'ys".

The lobsters immediately turned and crawled down into the water. Amazed, the cop blinked in amazement.

"That's incredible! I've never seen anything like it! Now call them back."

The Newfie turned with a sly smile and said, "Call what back?


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28060846 - 11/19/22 10:08 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Writes a story instead of a burn (actually didn't read it & salty because I had to change who my burn was directed to & what it was about)

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28060857 - 11/19/22 10:13 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Got sand in their vagina


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: CJD]
    #28060858 - 11/19/22 10:13 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Puts ice in his condom to keep the swelling down


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28060866 - 11/19/22 10:18 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Always buys magnum condoms to make his guys think his dick is big... ends up falling off & passes on stds

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28060870 - 11/19/22 10:23 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Needs a bucket loader to remove all that sand in their :vag:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: CJD]
    #28060871 - 11/19/22 10:25 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

CJD walked into the neighborhood bar and Rusty loudly yelled out, "CJD, you stupid asshole! You gotta pull down the shades when you're humping your disgusting old lady... I could see everything last night!"

CJD got a big grin on his face. "The joke's on you Rusty, you fucking idiot. I wasn't even home last night!"


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28060875 - 11/19/22 10:33 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Lives by the motto “smoke grass, eat ass.”

As a result, there has been an outbreak of wildfires and gruesome donkey deaths in his area. Police say the donkeys appear to have had their necks torn out by human teeth, but they’re not sure how that could be possible.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28060896 - 11/19/22 10:47 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Read a statistic that 95% of accidents happened within 5 miles of home, so he moved.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28060904 - 11/19/22 10:54 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

makes me tired :sleep:

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28060910 - 11/19/22 11:03 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Eats oatmeal with a fork.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28060912 - 11/19/22 11:05 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Adds white sugar instead of brown sugar to his oatmeal

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: cubedryeguy]
    #28060916 - 11/19/22 11:10 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Still jerks it to GirlS Gone Wild commercials he finds on internet archives.  Censored and everything.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #28060919 - 11/19/22 11:13 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

is really Joe Francis

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: nuclearagar] * 1
    #28060937 - 11/19/22 11:31 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Was going to make a public speech. A friend told him "sometimes if you get stage fright and way too shy to make your speech in front of a large crowd just picture everyone in their underwear." So he went to make a speech and started getting scared and started picturing everyone in their underwear.

Instead of being less shy when he saw everyone standing there in their underwear at least in his imagination all that really did was make him realize he was really gay. That night 15 dudes banged him in his ass. Including the friend they gave him the advice. That guy just wanted to turn him gay and it would work because he was half out of the closet already.


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28060941 - 11/19/22 11:37 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Spies on people :spy:

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: nuclearagar]
    #28060944 - 11/19/22 11:39 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Knows that I spy on people. But doesn't stop jacking off when he notices I'm looking at him through the window. I guess he likes it when people watch.

But now I can't stop taking Gay Thoughts. I realize something about myself that day that I didn't want to know. Spying :shrug: did not work out how I thought it would


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 3
    #28060953 - 11/19/22 11:48 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Collects fine antiquities; with an especially enthusiastic passion for early ceramics



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28060957 - 11/19/22 11:51 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Lmao, is the dude kneeling on the bottom pot peering into the other dudes rectum, while shading his eyes with his non-dick hand for a better view?

His house has some interesting decor


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