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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28055254 - 11/16/22 09:17 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Plays with a ball of yarn on his back making kitten noises by the elementary school playground fence. While not outright illegal, it gives teachers and parents a deep sense of unease.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28055255 - 11/16/22 09:17 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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Would absolutely eat trans ass like it was a ripe peach and he was starving if not for a deeply repressed internalized fear of being considered gay





He's in love with R3volution.gurl. Asked her to marry him. She said yes. But she also said yes to 20 other people.



She’s alright in my book.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28055256 - 11/16/22 09:17 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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Thinks Smirnoff Ice is the manliest drink there is




Was just talking about how dumb OTD is. I think he wanted a little taste. Now he got it.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28055259 - 11/16/22 09:19 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Wipes from back to front


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28055261 - 11/16/22 09:19 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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is attracted to limp trans penis




After spamming and shit posting 700 times in this thread in the last 3 days has now gotten very light on the insults to the point where I have to triple post constantly.



wishes I was there to cuddle him in the early morning hours when its most cold and he's shivering


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28055262 - 11/16/22 09:19 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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Plays with a ball of yarn on his back making kitten noises by the elementary school playground fence. While not outright illegal, it gives teachers and parents a deep sense of unease.




Sue the elementary school. Doesn't give a crap what gives them a deep sense of unease. The parents would prefer the weirdo playing with the ball of yarn in his back making kitten noises around their children. Then this weird guy. Can't walk by the elementary school without his lawyers. Those kids are going to grow up in a sad world.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28055264 - 11/16/22 09:19 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Lives in a refrigerator box by the Arby’s


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick] * 1
    #28055267 - 11/16/22 09:21 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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is attracted to limp trans penis




After spamming and shit posting 700 times in this thread in the last 3 days has now gotten very light on the insults to the point where I have to triple post constantly.



wishes I was there to cuddle him in the early morning hours when its most cold and he's shivering




Is never there for the cuddling. Just teases a dude. A real asshole.

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Wipes from back to front




Wipes from front to back. But that's to move the balls over a little bit and work around the shaft that's up his ass at the same time. Back to front would give the guy a little bit of time to reposition


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28055271 - 11/16/22 09:22 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Uses his extra long scrotum to dab the tarry poop from his butt to save on paper.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28055273 - 11/16/22 09:22 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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Lives in a refrigerator box by the Arby’s




Keeps robbing the Arby's at gun point. The FBI keeps turning off the power like in that Die Hard movie to try to get him to freak out and make a mistake while they shoot him. Instead of the synchronous locks going off and me getting into the Vault though the refrigerator box just keeps losing power and the cool ice cubes melt and it's hot as fuck in this little box. Who robs an Arby's anyway? Just because they have the meats?


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28055275 - 11/16/22 09:23 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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Uses his extra long scrotum to dab the tarry poop from his butt to save on paper.




Won't spend any extra money on any extra toilet paper


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28055276 - 11/16/22 09:23 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Is upset Koods never asked him out.

:sexymeow:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28055282 - 11/16/22 09:24 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Prefers Mexican brick weed


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: 336] * 1
    #28055285 - 11/16/22 09:26 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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:sexymeow:

Is upset Koods never asked him out.




Asked Koods out. Koods agreed. They had really good sex all night.

Then in the morning Koods being the jealous Little Queen he is decided to go to his job and rat him out for having a drug problem for posting on shroomery.org.

His job is big on drug testing and decide to pop a random test on him. In the Panic this idiot decided to smoke out his boss and everyone in the office with blunts rolled up with weed and crack. He had already been sober for 4 Years anyway and would have passed a drug test.

After using the drugs with his employees and his boss they decide the drug test them anyway and now he's without a job. But he's decided to go back out with Koods tonight anyway.

Sometimes love is bitter but love is love


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28055290 - 11/16/22 09:27 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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Prefers Mexican brick weed




Run some Mexican cartel and makes hundreds of millions of dollars a year off the drugs they sell for him. After all the murders and executions on video and all the drugs they sell for him he won't even smoke the brickweed that they grow for him. Goes to a state where it's legal to buy weed and smokes in and post videos on Instagram to show what a prick he is that he won't even use his own drugs.

Not a cool cartel boss 1/10 I would totally ran out to the FBI


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28055293 - 11/16/22 09:28 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

wishes he was bad enough to be a demon. registered to shroomery a whole year too late.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28055298 - 11/16/22 09:29 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Pees about a teaspoon of pee every time he sneezes


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28055310 - 11/16/22 09:35 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

screams 'fuck me!' every time he sneezes


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28055313 - 11/16/22 09:36 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Uses just way too much detergent on his clothes. Smells sickeningly like Tide.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28055320 - 11/16/22 09:39 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

cleans his clothes by hanging them out to dry; leaves them out too long to the point where they start to get moldy.


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