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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: 336]
    #28049754 - 11/13/22 09:45 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Unloads weeks of pent up anger and irrationally directs it all at their server if their beverage doesn’t come with free re-fills.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28049785 - 11/13/22 10:19 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Only orders water with extra lemons so he can make his own lemonade to avoid the $2 extra. 

Shame!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
    #28049907 - 11/14/22 02:25 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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Vibetyme said:
Only orders water with extra lemons so he can make his own lemonade to avoid the $2 extra. 





Actually very intelligent move!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler] * 1
    #28051278 - 11/14/22 05:18 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Egon_Spengler said:
Unloads weeks of pent up anger and irrationally directs it all at their server if their beverage doesn’t come with free re-fills.




Tells his boyfriend to unload weeks of anger and irrationally  direct it with his cock towards his asshole.

Makes a pun when his boyfriend ejaculates as well "you call this a diplomatic solution?" To which his boyfriend replies "no I call it aggressive negotiations."


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28051280 - 11/14/22 05:20 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

:lol: that’s hilarious.

Gives away his mushrooms and eats the substrate


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28051312 - 11/14/22 05:29 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Doesn't have the intelligent quotients to understand that you can get just as high as or not more high off the substrate with all the mycelia in it as long as it has the same mass in the same weight as all the mushrooms you just gave away.

Has a real drug problem. Can't stop basing the world and his perception of life off how other people consume their mind-bending drug abusing mushrooms all day. Needs to go to serious rehab so he can pass his drug test and then get back into his middle management office position where he's constantly pre-rated by an old bald guy who is 72 who hates him because he has more hair than the bald guy and it's making more money than that bald guy wasn't his age but still doesn't enjoy his job and hates life so much wishes he had more exciting work instead of some boring office even though he makes a pretty good salary and income takes home and easy five figures can maybe work his way up to six figures has a good mortgage but has a boring wife and kids and dog that does not please him very much and therefore needs to abuse massive amounts of drugs and go to a mushroom growing for him and it's all other people for giving away their mushrooms and eating their Mycelia.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28051346 - 11/14/22 05:43 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

:tldr:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: 336]
    #28051377 - 11/14/22 06:07 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Quote:

336 said:
Thinks that banning marijuana is a crime against humanity.
Simultaneously supports the banning of tobacco.
Claims he's not a hypocrite and somehow, it's not the same thing.



Can't tell the difference between a plant and a plastic packet, thinks it's a capitalist conspiracy.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28051378 - 11/14/22 06:08 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Thinks Hershey’s Chocolate is the best money can buy.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28051382 - 11/14/22 06:10 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Doesn't know Nestley has shares in the Hershey Trust Company.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28051388 - 11/14/22 06:14 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Has been heard in public one too many times starting sentences with β€œI’m not racist, but…”


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28051426 - 11/14/22 06:38 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Doesn't seem to think racism matters when buying shares of Hershey's chocolate. Should buy because the stock values. Not because of the Southern views of who shouldn't shouldn't work on the plantation when buying from a factory that owns many post slavery Farms employing farmers to farm the cocao trees


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28051428 - 11/14/22 06:38 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Pours milk in the bowl first thus never reaching perfect cereal field capacity


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: psilly the kid]
    #28051434 - 11/14/22 06:42 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Quote:

psilly the kid said:
is a set of gooey flappin pussylips. with trump sauce on the side




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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nonagon]
    #28051435 - 11/14/22 06:42 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Doesn't appreciate that I never put cereal in the bowl and then try to overflow the milk and then there's never enough milk to match the cereal and I have to pour milk in later. Does not understand that I measure it differently I need the serial how I want pouring the milk first. Not a good judge of pouring cereal.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nonagon]
    #28051451 - 11/14/22 06:51 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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Pours milk in the bowl first thus never reaching perfect cereal field capacity



:ducklol:

^^^Gargles used kitty litter


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28051516 - 11/14/22 07:40 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Claims to make dank grilled cheese but burns the first side and turns the heat down out of fear and pulls it prematurely with side B all pale and buttery


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28051519 - 11/14/22 07:41 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Shines powerful lasers at passing planes for the lulz


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28051531 - 11/14/22 07:49 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Loved the trial verdict at the end of To Kill a Mockingbird.
Swears he’d come to the same conclusion.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28051557 - 11/14/22 08:07 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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Loved the trial verdict at the end of To Kill a Mockingbird.
Swears he’d come to the same conclusion.



:jimmies:

When asked for a dollar to help Black Lives Matter, he only gave 3/5 of a dollar. As a compromise.


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