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InvisibleEgon_Spengler
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 2
    #28046183 - 11/11/22 09:49 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Got “up high, down low, too slow”d one too many times as a kid.
Has serious trust issues now, really interferes with his ability to have healthy interpersonal relationships.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler] * 1
    #28046214 - 11/11/22 10:06 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Shorted his own company and then deliberately ran it into the ground.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #28046217 - 11/11/22 10:08 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Has never even actually been up North.

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: ElVatoFirme]
    #28046746 - 11/12/22 10:08 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Breath smells like low tide


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28046748 - 11/12/22 10:12 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Breath smells like Tide Pod.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28046750 - 11/12/22 10:13 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Won't make an effort to imagine and write a proper insult


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28046760 - 11/12/22 10:18 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Is a raw peanut piloting a humanoid robot like those guys from Men in Black.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28046765 - 11/12/22 10:22 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Never had an healthy bm, is either chronically constipated or diarrheal


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28046773 - 11/12/22 10:28 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Paid an artist 🎨 to spray pain a canopy on his monotub walls because he can't manage to get a nice flush.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28046777 - 11/12/22 10:31 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Habitually demands to speak to the manager


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28046779 - 11/12/22 10:34 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Pretends to be the manager then to rape him in the backoffice


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Shrimps]
    #28046780 - 11/12/22 10:36 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shrimps said:
Pretends to be the manager then to rape him in the backoffice



I feel like the essence of this insult was lost in translation :shrug:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28046784 - 11/12/22 10:38 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Maybe, I am not good with insulting such friendly people xD


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Shrimps] * 1
    #28046812 - 11/12/22 11:03 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28046819 - 11/12/22 11:10 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Pees in the water cooler at work


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28046964 - 11/12/22 12:36 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Sits to pee :lol:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28046975 - 11/12/22 12:40 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Sexist, bro…:goodmorning:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28046978 - 11/12/22 12:41 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Yeah and my toilet stays clean AF.

Steals from the elderly on fixed incomes and donates it to local Scientology church.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28047318 - 11/12/22 04:06 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Slams every door he walks through to ward off evil spirits


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #28047331 - 11/12/22 04:11 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

When the steakhouse waiter asked him if he wanted a side of mushrooms, he asked if they had cubensis :shrug:


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