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Egon_Spengler
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
#28037606 - 11/07/22 03:44 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Canโt bring a date back to his place, cause none will stay dtf after seeing how he lives.
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Northerner
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
#28037608 - 11/07/22 03:47 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, a wife and 3 teenagers isn't exactly conducive to unplanned sexy times with new women. 
Shaves his eyebrows and pretends to be deranged so he can just walk out of stores without paying
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
#28037609 - 11/07/22 03:48 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Doesn't like brokkoli
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Northerner
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Shrimps]
#28037610 - 11/07/22 03:50 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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That cut me to the bone man. I feel a DEA raid coming on.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
#28037611 - 11/07/22 03:55 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Northerner said: That cut me to the bone man. I feel a DEA raid coming on.

Thinks Shrimps can be raided they live under water!
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Egon_Spengler
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
#28037615 - 11/07/22 03:59 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Even though his family has made peace with his unfortunate appearance, theyโve still come to resent the way he ruins every group photo heโs in: is either moving, or has his eyes closed, or mouth open or looking the wrong place, generally dopey expression etc
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
#28037618 - 11/07/22 04:07 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Had his first sexual experience with a shrimp
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Shrimps]
#28037622 - 11/07/22 04:08 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shrimps said: Had his first sexual experience with a shrimp

(Crunching sounds)
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
#28037627 - 11/07/22 04:22 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Steps on Ant's to feel stronger
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Egon_Spengler
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Shrimps]
#28037628 - 11/07/22 04:23 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Doesnโt understand arithmetic order of operations
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Shrimps
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
#28037630 - 11/07/22 04:26 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Egon_Spengler said: Doesnโt understand arithmetic order of operations
It's actually the truth^^ I have no Idea what you're talking about 
"uses big words to feel intelligent"
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Egon_Spengler
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Shrimps]
#28037635 - 11/07/22 04:35 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Turns up the heat, instead of putting on a sweater
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Rusty2096
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28037650 - 11/07/22 05:09 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Each time he has diarrhea, eats tons of beets then goes outside and "spray paint" people red with his ass
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] 1
#28037652 - 11/07/22 05:10 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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When he meets someone who speaks a different language than he does, he simply speaks English louder and slower, both patronizing them and embarrassing himself.
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Egon_Spengler
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096] 1
#28037653 - 11/07/22 05:10 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Hahaha
Born with a face only a mother could love, then was orphaned
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Syntex
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler] 1
#28037685 - 11/07/22 05:47 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Wishes he could take anal beads.
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Egon_Spengler
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Syntex] 1
#28037693 - 11/07/22 05:56 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Wishes his parents could afford name brand breakfast cereal.
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28037732 - 11/07/22 06:54 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Sucks on magnets.
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Egon_Spengler
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28037734 - 11/07/22 06:55 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Is the real life historical inspiration for the nursery rhyme โPeter Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife and couldnโt keep her.โ
โโ Can you imagine being in the 1700โs such a legendary cuckold that the children of your village compose songs to taunt you with every time you walk by? Truly brutal.
Anyway, thatโs you. Youโre that peter
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] 1
#28037745 - 11/07/22 07:09 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Congrats on 1k posts 
Licks so many balls that he needs to stay extra hydrated so his tongue doesn't dry out
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