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Psatellite
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The joys and Oddities of childbirth
#28022454 - 10/29/22 06:52 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Watching my kids born has to be one of the most disgusting, yet beautiful things I've ever seen in my life. It really takes your breath away.
When I watched my daughter being born, I was watching her crown and it made sense to me. They call it crowning because it looks like a crown is on their head. They pulled her out and while she was coming out her elbow got my wife and they had to give her a few stitches. That was a trip.
I cut the umbilical cord and it felt so dense and crunchy. Took a lot of force to cut. I watched them pull out the placenta and place it on a metal tray. The nurse told me that it was one of the most amazing organs in the human body.
Finally I was in awe, standing there with a million different thoughts going through my head. She was laying there, cute as a button, crying her eyes out and I asked the doctor "is she ok?" He looks at me and says look at her! She's perfect! That's when my heart melted and it was love at first sight.
Scary story. They put an electronic collar on her leg and we had to wear electronic collars that linked with her collar. That way nobody could steal her.
Childbirth is the most beautiful thing in the world. From pregnancy to delivery I loved every second. Plus, during pregnancy their boobies get really big. π
Women are just like chickens. They lay eggs, just smaller and during their period. A placenta is a yolk. The baby and placenta are inside the egg and when their water breaks the egg cracks open. I'm not a doctor, so I could be wrong
I know I've done a lot of posts. This is my last one for a while. Thanks for reading!
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Re: The joys and Oddities of childbirth [Re: Psatellite]
#28022471 - 10/29/22 07:18 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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I'm never having kids, in fact I might get the vasectomy at some point, my doctor was rude about it when I asked, she told me it wasnt necessary cause I dont have sex and if I did just wear a condom, I thought that was pretty cold, but I found out I can self refer so I'm going to get around to that, just the clinics are in toronto and I dont drive, I should find a place in barrie
Reddit downvoted me when I say I'm into eugenics, they were like dude your just child free, but I think lots of people have kids who shouldn't, and lots of people could probably squeeze in an adoption with thier dumb brats but dont
I hang around on the antinatalist sub reddit a lot but I'm not really antinatalist either, I think some people should have kids
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Re: The joys and Oddities of childbirth [Re: gopher]
#28022473 - 10/29/22 07:21 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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gopher said: I'm never having kids, in fact I might get the vasectomy at some point, my doctor was rude about it when I asked, she told me it wasnt necessary cause I dont have sex and if I did just wear a condom, I thought that was pretty cold, but I found out I can self refer so I'm going to get around to that, just the clinics are in toronto and I dont drive, I should find a place in barrie
Reddit downvoted me when I say I'm into eugenics, they were like dude your just child free, but I think lots of people have kids who shouldn't, and lots of people could probably squeeze in an adoption with thier dumb brats but dont
I hang around on the antinatalist sub reddit a lot but I'm not really antinatalist either, I think some people should have kids
Have you ever seen that movie "Idiocracy?" π
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Re: The joys and Oddities of childbirth [Re: Psatellite]
#28022486 - 10/29/22 07:35 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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I told my self I was never going to have kids, that I would make a bad father, that I wasn't Worthy.
Looking into their little eyes and little baby hands changes the game. All you want to do is love them, protect them and teach them not to make the mistakes that you made.
Every parent starts the same way. There's no difference
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Re: The joys and Oddities of childbirth [Re: Psatellite]
#28022488 - 10/29/22 07:39 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Welcome to Costco, I love you...
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Psatellite
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Psatellite
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Re: The joys and Oddities of childbirth [Re: Psatellite]
#28022511 - 10/29/22 08:29 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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When we were out of creamer, my wife used to squirt a few drops of milk into my coffee. Sweet tasting nectar of the gods!
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Re: The joys and Oddities of childbirth [Re: gopher]
#28022515 - 10/29/22 08:38 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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gopher said: I'm never having kids, in fact I might get the vasectomy at some point, my doctor was rude about it when I asked, she told me it wasnt necessary cause I dont have sex and if I did just wear a condom, I thought that was pretty cold, but I found out I can self refer so I'm going to get around to that, just the clinics are in toronto and I dont drive, I should find a place in barrie
Reddit downvoted me when I say I'm into eugenics, they were like dude your just child free, but I think lots of people have kids who shouldn't, and lots of people could probably squeeze in an adoption with thier dumb brats but dont
I hang around on the antinatalist sub reddit a lot but I'm not really antinatalist either, I think some people should have kids
She probably didn't want to refer you for a vasectomy because you have mental health issues and make dumb decisions.
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Psatellite
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Re: The joys and Oddities of childbirth [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#28022530 - 10/29/22 08:53 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Re: The joys and Oddities of childbirth [Re: Anonymous #1]
#28022578 - 10/29/22 09:44 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said:
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gopher said: I'm never having kids, in fact I might get the vasectomy at some point, my doctor was rude about it when I asked, she told me it wasnt necessary cause I dont have sex and if I did just wear a condom, I thought that was pretty cold, but I found out I can self refer so I'm going to get around to that, just the clinics are in toronto and I dont drive, I should find a place in barrie
Reddit downvoted me when I say I'm into eugenics, they were like dude your just child free, but I think lots of people have kids who shouldn't, and lots of people could probably squeeze in an adoption with thier dumb brats but dont
I hang around on the antinatalist sub reddit a lot but I'm not really antinatalist either, I think some people should have kids
She probably didn't want to refer you for a vasectomy because you have mental health issues and make dumb decisions.
Yeah passing on mental health issues is really the way to go
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Re: The joys and Oddities of childbirth [Re: gopher]
#28022581 - 10/29/22 09:46 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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There are no bad eggs
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Re: The joys and Oddities of childbirth [Re: Psatellite]
#28022619 - 10/29/22 10:23 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Just retarded sperm
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Re: The joys and Oddities of childbirth [Re: gopher]
#28022862 - 10/29/22 01:39 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Besides having down syndrome, being retarded or other birth defects, and there's nothing wrong with being special, I firmly believe there's no such thing as bad eggs. We're all products of our environment
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