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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #27999688 - 10/14/22 11:07 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

His favorite movie was the rocky horror picture show ever since he was a kid

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InvisibleWinston Smith
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Registered: 09/03/22
Posts: 237
Loc: Over there!
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #27999693 - 10/14/22 11:13 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Has something on his shirt

*Points to chest area of TheDirtFarmer's shirt*

*TheDirtFarmer looks down at shirt*

*I quickly swipe TheDirtFarmer's nose as I raise my hand*

*TheDirtFarmer gets visibly upset*

Ha! Fell for the oldest trick in the book! Poor sucker!

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OfflineNichrome
I'm a torso!
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 12/17/18
Posts: 6,728
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Winston Smith] * 1
    #27999695 - 10/14/22 11:15 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Doesn't have a single skeleton in his closet.


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Once you've got something figured out completely, you're stupid.

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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 3 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nichrome] * 1
    #27999706 - 10/14/22 11:23 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Is mandark from dexters laboratory

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OfflineSmellyhobbit
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Posts: 11,602
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #27999716 - 10/14/22 11:37 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Prefers their spaghetti to be uncooked.


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A Guide for New Growers
Growth 2023 - A Year In Review

Grow more shrooms. Eat more ass. :mushroom:


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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 3 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #27999721 - 10/14/22 11:42 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Enjoys the taste and texture of dog treats.

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OfflineSmellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #27999725 - 10/14/22 11:47 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

I have unironically eaten dog treats to see if the box was serious about there being 5 flavors. Total lie.

Will shake your hand with soft, clammy fingers. Will then blame you for your weak handshake.


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A Love Letter to New Growers
A Guide for New Growers
Growth 2023 - A Year In Review

Grow more shrooms. Eat more ass. :mushroom:


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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 3 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #27999728 - 10/14/22 11:51 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh:

Thats fuckin hilarious.

Enjoys the smell of incredibly dirty socks. Tried to make a cologne from it.

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OfflineSmellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #27999729 - 10/14/22 11:53 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Eats cricket eyes. Just the eyes.


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A Love Letter to New Growers
A Guide for New Growers
Growth 2023 - A Year In Review

Grow more shrooms. Eat more ass. :mushroom:


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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 3 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #27999753 - 10/15/22 12:25 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Sneaks into the old folks home at night and tries out every pair of dentures he can find.

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OfflineNorthernerM
splelling chceker
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
    #27999762 - 10/15/22 12:32 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Buys only half price items from the dollar store for Christmas.


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The nearest we ever come to knowing truth is when we are witness to paradox.

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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 3 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #27999767 - 10/15/22 12:39 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Is a member of a secret cabal who controls the world through an enormous network of nanobots

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OfflineSmellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #27999768 - 10/15/22 12:39 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Thinks sperm whales are the size of actual sperm


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A Love Letter to New Growers
A Guide for New Growers
Growth 2023 - A Year In Review

Grow more shrooms. Eat more ass. :mushroom:


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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 3 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #27999770 - 10/15/22 12:40 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Has a strange fetish for transvestites who resemble woody harrelson

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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
    #27999790 - 10/15/22 01:06 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

gently cleans and reuses toilet paper that wasnt too soiled


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hpoo or die

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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
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Loc: Mexican Canada
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #28000109 - 10/15/22 09:35 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Buys dirty uniforms from fast food workers because he thoroughly enjoys the smell of sweat, grease, and despair.

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OfflineSmellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28000133 - 10/15/22 09:54 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Let’s his hotdogs dry out before eating them.


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A Love Letter to New Growers
A Guide for New Growers
Growth 2023 - A Year In Review

Grow more shrooms. Eat more ass. :mushroom:


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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 3 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28000141 - 10/15/22 10:03 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Keeps one of those dried out sausages they sell at gas station counters behind his ear like a black n' mild.

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InvisibleWinston Smith
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Registered: 09/03/22
Posts: 237
Loc: Over there!
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28000331 - 10/15/22 12:41 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

^ is a wet blanket

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28000355 - 10/15/22 01:00 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Wets his blanket


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A Love Letter to New Growers
A Guide for New Growers
Growth 2023 - A Year In Review

Grow more shrooms. Eat more ass. :mushroom:


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