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Anonymous #1
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Did Jesus say anything about social media?
#27959856 - 09/20/22 10:06 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#27959916 - 09/20/22 11:07 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Matthew 5:27 - 29
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#27959957 - 09/20/22 11:53 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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nope, fictional characters rarely have real opinions.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#27959958 - 09/20/22 11:54 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Jesus existed he just didn't have magic powers.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#27959975 - 09/21/22 12:24 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Mathew 7
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Anonymous #3 said: nope, fictional characters rarely have real opinions.
Isn't it great that Jesus still loves you anyway?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #5]
#27959978 - 09/21/22 12:30 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #5 said: Mathew 7
Isn't it great that Jesus still loves you anyway?
Barney the purple dinosaur is more real.... he dont love me either.... hes a fictional character too....
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#27959981 - 09/21/22 12:33 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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But Jesus does love you, and he wants you to love yourself.
Its going to be ok man.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #5]
#27959982 - 09/21/22 12:34 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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I think number 3 is a homosexual, does Jesus love the homos?
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#27959983 - 09/21/22 12:34 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said: nope, fictional characters rarely have real opinions.
Fictional characters have opinions all the time. I know you really want to deny Jesus but you need to try at least making sense while doing it.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#27959995 - 09/21/22 12:43 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #6 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #3 said: nope, fictional characters rarely have real opinions.
Fictional characters have opinions all the time. I know you really want to deny Jesus but you need to try at least making sense while doing it.
notice the word "real"....
ye gods , i give up..... cannae be fucked arguing whose imaginary friend is better.
All Hail Barney!
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#27960035 - 09/21/22 01:55 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah this is probably all just coincidence anyways.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#27960350 - 09/21/22 09:00 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Yes, millions of years ago the first microchip evolved from an old school television tube into a calculator and then from there, well you know the theory of evolution, after the calculator evolved into pong it cut off its power cord and identified as a high speed wireless computer, changed its name to Dominion and moved to Tennessee, where it had three children, Motorola, Android & iPhone that all other computers are descended from.
I know that mainstream science accepted this as "settled science" years ago, but what I want to know is just how that tv tube formed from cosmic gas without any help or direction from a being that had some type of intellect?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #5]
#27960472 - 09/21/22 10:35 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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That being was Science.
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george castanza
Lord Of The Idiots!

Registered: 10/21/02
Posts: 8,721
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Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#27965328 - 09/21/22 10:35 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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