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Anonymous #1

Did Jesus say anything about social media?
    #27959856 - 09/20/22 10:06 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #27959916 - 09/20/22 11:07 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Matthew 5:27 - 29


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Anonymous #3

Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #27959957 - 09/20/22 11:53 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

nope, fictional characters rarely have real opinions.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #27959958 - 09/20/22 11:54 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Jesus existed he just didn't have magic powers.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #27959975 - 09/21/22 12:24 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Mathew 7


Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
nope, fictional characters rarely have real opinions.




Isn't it great that Jesus still loves you anyway?


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Anonymous #3

Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #27959978 - 09/21/22 12:30 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
Mathew 7

Isn't it great that Jesus still loves you anyway?




Barney the purple dinosaur is more real.... he dont love me either.... hes a fictional character too....


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Anonymous #5

Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #27959981 - 09/21/22 12:33 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

But Jesus does love you, and he wants you to love yourself.

Its going to be ok man.

:hug:


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Anonymous #4

Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #27959982 - 09/21/22 12:34 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

I think number 3 is a homosexual, does Jesus love the homos?


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Anonymous #6

Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #27959983 - 09/21/22 12:34 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
nope, fictional characters rarely have real opinions.



Fictional characters have opinions all the time.  I know you really want to deny Jesus but you need to try at least making sense while doing it.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #27959995 - 09/21/22 12:43 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
nope, fictional characters rarely have real opinions.



Fictional characters have opinions all the time.  I know you really want to deny Jesus but you need to try at least making sense while doing it.




notice the word "real"....

ye gods , i give up..... cannae be fucked arguing whose imaginary friend is better.

All Hail Barney!


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Anonymous #6

Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #27960035 - 09/21/22 01:55 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Yeah this is probably all just coincidence anyways.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #27960350 - 09/21/22 09:00 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Yes, millions of years ago the first microchip evolved from an old school television tube into a calculator and then from there, well you know the theory of evolution, after the calculator evolved into pong it cut off its power cord and identified as a high speed wireless computer, changed its name to Dominion and moved to Tennessee, where it had three children,  Motorola, Android & iPhone that all other computers are descended from.

I know that mainstream science accepted this as "settled science" years ago, but what I want to know is just how that tv tube formed from cosmic gas without any help or direction from a being that had some type of intellect?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #27960472 - 09/21/22 10:35 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

That being was Science.


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Re: Did Jesus say anything about social media? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #27965328 - 09/21/22 10:35 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
Post in SA require content.

Please do not create post with only one character in the post body.

Thanks.


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