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Anonymous #1

Former fat man talkin bout fewd. * 1
    #27913868 - 08/22/22 04:01 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

I love muffins. I love cake. I love all the baked sweet goods.


I havent had a single bite of any of them in years. Literally years. Probably 4 years.


I want a god damn blue berry muffin. One of the big sexy ones from costco or sams club. Or maybe one of the other ones. Banana nut? Or is there an orange one maybe? Hmmm....


I want a god damn fucking MUFFIN. WHORES.


But I like not being a fat loser.



I'm here to randomly complain about not getting muffins. Fuck muffins for having calories. I love muffins. Especially big sexy fresh sweet ones.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #27914138 - 08/22/22 07:08 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Muffins are pretty cool.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #27914388 - 08/22/22 09:31 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Food addiction is no joke. I try to cut out at least a few trashy food items a year, but I'd never completely deprive myself. You can be healthy and active and still look good without being at some target minimum %. Even if so, 1 muffin won't kill you. Look at that Matt Stonie guy. If he's not fat then you can eat a muffin. Or is this a "humble brag" as the tik tok kids say?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #27914467 - 08/22/22 11:43 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

1 muffin leads to 2 muffins, as the old saying goes.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #27914512 - 08/23/22 01:01 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

So pick one day a month and eat all the shit food you want. I do it regularly and don't gain a pound.  I'm over 40 as well.  Metabolism is awesome.  The more muscle you have, the more calories you'll burn while doing nothing.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #27914790 - 08/23/22 07:45 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

I would probably become complacent and get fat again if I didn't have to continually work toward being healthy. In that way every time I fuck up and eat the wrong things I'm, in a way, motivating myself. That motivation then becomes a routine where I do whatever makes me happy, instead of sulking and bragging about my diet.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #27915562 - 08/23/22 06:36 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

you will feel like a whore if you eat that dumn muffin.

its not worth it.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #27915720 - 08/23/22 09:15 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
I would probably become complacent and get fat again if I didn't have to continually work toward being healthy. In that way every time I fuck up and eat the wrong things I'm, in a way, motivating myself. That motivation then becomes a routine where I do whatever makes me happy, instead of sulking and bragging about my diet.



You try to hate me sir.


You try to say im humble bragging.


I just wish I could eat the muffins I see. Saw some gorgeous muffins at costco. With that sexy white powder layer on top. Fuck. Yum. Give me your fuckin muffin bitch/


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Anonymous #6

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #27915830 - 08/23/22 11:10 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Costco muffins are no good, terrible muffins.

If you’re going to break your diet, do it with a little style and class. Go to an actual bakery for Christsakes


Edited by Anonymous (08/23/22 11:10 PM)


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Anonymous #1

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #27915965 - 08/24/22 03:19 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
Costco muffins are no good, terrible muffins.

If you’re going to break your diet, do it with a little style and class. Go to an actual bakery for Christsakes




You TAKE THAT BACK!

How dare you besmirch the good name of Costco Muffins.


You should be put in jail sir!


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Anonymous #7

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #27915973 - 08/24/22 03:35 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Fuck Costco muffins. If you're going to eat something bad, get the pizza. Costco pizza is the shit 🍕


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Anonymous #6

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #27916112 - 08/24/22 07:21 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Costco pizza is also terrible and no good. You people need to up your food game.

Fuck Costco!


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Anonymous #7

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #27916119 - 08/24/22 07:24 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
You people need to up your food game.





What do you mean by "you people"

:thatsracist:


for anyone who takes that too seriously,
I'm 100% joking :lol:


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Anonymous #2

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #27916137 - 08/24/22 07:35 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Do you know the Muffin Man?  :awesketch:


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Anonymous #6

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #27916145 - 08/24/22 07:42 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Fucking Costco...

What’s the world coming to?


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Anonymous #4

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #27916250 - 08/24/22 09:09 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Yeah fuck muffins too... If I'm eating sugary shitfood I'm going donuts all the way.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #27916255 - 08/24/22 09:14 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
Do you know the Muffin Man?  :awesketch:





the serial killer of children that operated a baked goods shop at Drury lane?

I do, and you better steer clear of the guy laddie, he ain't right.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
    #27916529 - 08/24/22 11:57 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

I think anon 2 might secretly be a moderator who can see my username. Cuz it's muffinman.

Lol.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #27916546 - 08/24/22 12:05 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I think anon 2 might secretly be a moderator who can see my username. Cuz it's muffinman.

Lol.




:laugh2:

How funny would it be if it was just a coincidence


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Anonymous #4

Re: Former fat man talkin bout fewd. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #27916730 - 08/24/22 02:14 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Even moderators can't see your username in the anon forum, at least not me.  Maybe the big guys can idk :lol:


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