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How I Lost The Snake * 2
    #27906378 - 08/17/22 06:47 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

"Seventeen feet long" the vendor said "And only a golf ball in width. That's rare" he said coiling it back into the pickle jar and replacing the perforated lid.

The snake was a buff colored python. "OK, I'll take it" I said and carried it home and released it in the spare bedroom where we kept the birds.

"What does it eat?" asked my roommate. "Well, we won't have a mouse problem, and we can fill the room with budgies." I said.

The following day I let the
snake loose outside and a passing car threw out an hor dourve which the snake attempted to eat but couldn't because of the toothpick, which I removed from the little fish and the snake gobbled it with relish.

I looked around with a smile and returning my attention to the snake noticed it dashing towards a stream, looking for more fish I guess. I chased after it but lost it in the bog and murky undergrowth.

The End


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Re: How I Lost The Snake [Re: Buster_Brown]
    #27906437 - 08/17/22 07:50 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Delectable!! This I just what I needed this morning! Do you have any more?


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