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OfflinePatlal
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Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies.
    #27896270 - 08/09/22 06:32 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Here's a concept most people don't know.  Both ideologies need to work together to form a better society.  This makes sense to most of us but this thread is for Americans that don't what the hell I'm talking about.

Liberals:

Liberals are very creative.  They have all sorts of ideas on how to improve society.

The problem is that they try to make all of these ideas happen too fast and end up too disorganized to work.  Can't have that


Conservatives

Conservatives are builders and managers.  They can build and manage anything.

The problem is that they are too slow to move forward enough which means they will get stuck in the past and solidify. Can't have that


[sup]Working together

If the Liberals can choose the idea that is most pressing and pass it on to the Conservative; they will manage to build it.

Its a symbiotic relationship.


Conclusion

You're all fucking idiots for not believing me.


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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: Patlal]
    #27896348 - 08/09/22 07:01 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

If only the world were actually a simple dichotomy.


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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #27896468 - 08/09/22 07:58 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

I dunno, Balls, but I recall once upon a time, a highly esteemed member of our little club made a bit of bipartisan noise, which produced a stank that could be enjoyed by all. That noise, was FARTS, and it's linked in my sig.

The world is complex, and finding solutions that appeal to all of both sides of the multichotomous American dichotomy is a difficult challenge, but clearly one that can be overcome using innovative new approaches, like FARTS, to get all sides of this coin flipping to the same drumbeat, making the same noise, and smelling the same stank.

You smell that? I smell progress.

I don't know why this thread reminded me of FARTS, but it did. I suppose it's because it really is a potential solution that would have a variety of downstream positive effects, and couldn't easily be hijacked and punditrized to a premature partisan death.


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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #27896889 - 08/10/22 05:26 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

The U.S. doesn't have universal access to medical care because the liberals pushed it too fast?


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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: Brian Jones]
    #27896913 - 08/10/22 06:13 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

It's because they aren't managers and builders like conservatives .


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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: Psilynut2] * 5
    #27896954 - 08/10/22 07:13 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Folks I got a brand new idea.

America is a bird, okay? To fly it needs a left wing and a right wing.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.


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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: The Ecstatic] * 7
    #27896956 - 08/10/22 07:16 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

we are really right of center tho in this country so its more like we have one center wing and one right wing which explains why we keep going in circles over the dumbest shit.

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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: mushboy]
    #27896959 - 08/10/22 07:19 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

:lol: indeed


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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #27897000 - 08/10/22 07:50 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

The Ecstatic said:
Folks I got a brand new idea.

America is a bird, okay? To fly it needs a left wing and a right wing.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.




:laugh2:

I like to think of America more like a badass DRAGON! Not the serpent kind though... That's China..

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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: Bigbadwooof] * 1
    #27901206 - 08/12/22 06:55 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

I think we're an ancient elf that was born 5000 years ago and changed its form to look like a human, it bonked its head competing in the coliseum a few times but it still has all of its drive and vigor, it also is capable of deploying lasers out of its wrists, and has extremely high capacity for snorting substances. Her name is Magolf, and she's perfect.


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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: twighead]
    #27901266 - 08/12/22 07:58 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Salman Rushdie just got stabbed in the eye and is on a respirator . Been a long time coming I guess .


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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: Psilynut2]
    #27901285 - 08/12/22 08:09 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

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Salman Rushdie just got stabbed in the eye and is on a respirator . Been a long time coming I guess .



Depends what you mean by that...

I knew about it, because my chess nickname is Salmon Rushdie :howdy:


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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: twighead]
    #27901317 - 08/12/22 08:31 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

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twighead said:
I think we're an ancient elf that was born 5000 years ago and changed its form to look like a human, it bonked its head competing in the coliseum a few times but it still has all of its drive and vigor, it also is capable of deploying lasers out of its wrists, and has extremely high capacity for snorting substances. Her name is Magolf, and she's perfect.




It's hard to deny the very specificness of your claim. Certainly stranger than fiction. I can't really argue, though I hate admitting I am wrong, so...

Dragon elf. That's what America must be.

America was only born a little over 200 years ago, though, but I like 5,000, so... let's do it.

I sense a premature death for this thread.

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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: Psilynut2]
    #27901590 - 08/13/22 05:02 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Psilynut2 said:
Salman Rushdie just got stabbed in the eye and is on a respirator . Been a long time coming I guess .




Some of the other stab injuries, particularly to his liver may be more severe. I lost an eye to the strap buckle on a Fender Stratocaster. It's not that bad.


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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: Brian Jones]
    #27901727 - 08/13/22 08:28 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

Psilynut2 said:
Salman Rushdie just got stabbed in the eye and is on a respirator . Been a long time coming I guess .




Some of the other stab injuries, particularly to his liver may be more severe. I lost an eye to the strap buckle on a Fender Stratocaster. It's not that bad.




That sounds pretty bad.


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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: Bigbadwooof] * 2
    #27901961 - 08/13/22 12:34 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

America is going insane. liberalism should be about enabling peoples freedom but at the campuses all free thought is stifled by pc censorship, so your progressives actually end progress.

your conservative party has abandoned all semblance of decency and rationality, core conservative principles by letting the racists run amok, by lying and whitewashing morally unacceptable scandals, stor,ming the capitol to incite a coup d'etat


there must be fantastic, level headed, intelligent, charismatic democrats anbd republicans because you got a hundred million of each, but they are completely kept away from the freakshow that factually leads your parties.

its a circus side show of a rather sad circus, and the mascot animals reflect it.

overtly lying and whoremongering in office arent conservative values and shutting down all progress isnt a progressive value.

your grandparents when they were young would never have voted on parties as deranged like this.

i say this nonpartisanly, in boith parties the inmates run the asylum.

a puffed up egotist and an alzheimer patient is NOT the best either of you can do and where is that third party? :chancla:


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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: Asante]
    #27901966 - 08/13/22 12:39 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Not grandma!?:lol:

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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: mushboy]
    #27901972 - 08/13/22 12:44 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

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Not grandma!?:lol:





well, maybe grandma..




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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: Asante] * 2
    #27901975 - 08/13/22 12:46 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

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America is going insane. liberalism should be about enabling peoples freedom but at the campuses all free thought is stifled by pc censorship, so your progressives actually end progress.

your conservative party has abandoned all semblance of decency and rationality, core conservative principles by letting the racists run amok, by lying and whitewashing morally unacceptable scandals, stor,ming the capitol to incite a coup d'etat


there must be fantastic, level headed, intelligent, charismatic democrats anbd republicans because you got a hundred million of each, but they are completely kept away from the freakshow that factually leads your parties.

its a circus side show of a rather sad circus, and the mascot animals reflect it.

overtly lying and whoremongering in office arent conservative values and shutting down all progress isnt a progressive value.

your grandparents when they were young would never have voted on parties as deranged like this.

i say this nonpartisanly, in boith parties the inmates run the asylum.

a puffed up egotist and an alzheimer patient is NOT the best either of you can do and where is that third party? :chancla:



Bernie Sanders is the most popular dem candidate since 2016 and most favorably viewed politician in the US

Without inner party manipulation, Hillary and the corporate sponsors complaining he would've won - his platform was never 'something something PC' - as people love to boil the left down to these days because of what the media endlessly reports on (OMG A BOY PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL WON THE OLYMPICS, OMG THEY FORCING BOYS TO BECOME TRANS... omg cancel culture etc) , it makes for an easy to hate dichotomy - and you essentially fall into the same trap that the opposition falls into on both sides


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Re: Liberals and Conservatives. A tale of two ideologies. [Re: twighead] * 1
    #27902112 - 08/13/22 03:20 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

There is only one party in the U.S.  It isn't anything like the parliamentary systems most Europeans are used to with many factions having to join coalitions to form a government.


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