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Blood Sucking Ping Vampire Attacks Mj as he Shrooms on Samui
    #2786702 - 06/12/04 01:20 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Shit,

Talk about a bad friggin day.

I go downt he road yesterday to go check a small field. Very dry and not much rain.

So I find this little basket of shrooms. I photographed them in situ and they all blurred. With the ruller and no good. So I place them in the basket. HEre is their picture of the first of the trip.




Okay so I put the mushroom basket onto the basket into the motorcycle basket and tie a plastic bag to hold them down. Doing thirty kms down the road the friggin basket flies upsidedown tossing the shrooms onto highway 4169 and they get run over by about ten cars and a few motorcycles.

Shit. Anyway, went downthe road a few more kms and into another field. I found cubies there, Another few specimens of a new unidntified non-active Psilocybe which was identified as unidentified last year by Roy atling of the royal Botanic Gardens in Edinburgh.

And there were some Bufflao, so here is a picture.


This next buffalo was cropped from a similar area inthe same field. This was a bigun.



Okay, NOw about the friggin Ping, the Blood Sucking Vampire of Southeast asia. And luckily for me this one was a baby one.

While treking around inthe filed above, I accidently tripped and did a complete summersault landing holding my camera so as not to hit the ground with it.

Scraped the shit out of my left knee, while landing upside down on my back and moaning like a bitch cat inhet. It fucking hurt.

I lay there abot ten minutes gasping over and over, "Oh Shit!" said it sevral times.

So I leave the field and get on my motor bike and head to Ban nathon, the port village of Samui. I stop at a stop light and someoneon a motor bike next to mine starts to gesticulate towards m that I should look down at my left ankle and foot.

Here is what i saw.

The Dreaded Thai Ping Vampire and my blood gushing. I guess it gushed the 15 kms to Ban Nathon wiothout me noticing it was gushing blood out.



A cropped close up of the Ping.



and a teaser.

A 20 minute collection form another rice padie just down the road. MY assistant formthe University crammed these shrooms into the newspaper in a plastic container and smahed most of them making them not good for prints. hese will go to the university herbarioum for whatever they want them for. Other countries asked for specimens all of the time.


And one nice cube, cropped from a larger image with blue sky nthe cackground.



So this is just day one of a new adventure in Shroom Hunting. I am having focus problems with this digital. I take better photos indoors. But I am learning about the scene modes.

mj

See my other new post for a pictu eof the unidentified new Psilocybe species.

mj


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Re: Blood Sucking Ping Vampire Attacks Mj as he Shrooms on Samui [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2786831 - 06/12/04 02:21 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

OhhhMmgah Thats horrible... Looks so gross !!!!!  :projectile:


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Re: Blood Sucking Ping Vampire Attacks Mj as he Shrooms on Samui [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2786840 - 06/12/04 02:23 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Nice finds MJ. God damn those leeches! I've had to pick a few off in my day as well (was hunting for reptiles/amphibians in swamp lands).


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Re: Blood Sucking Ping Vampire Attacks Mj as he Shrooms on Samui [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2786897 - 06/12/04 02:42 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Awesome work. You're definently keeping yourself busy there. Have fun.


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Re: Blood Sucking Ping Vampire Attacks Mj as he Shrooms on Samui [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2786968 - 06/12/04 03:22 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Man, that leach is a nasty little fucker. I notice you took pictures, and didn't imediately freak out like an average person. good job
try not to bore yourself to death traveling around asia, hunting mushrooms, and scoring with buetiful asian women


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Re: Blood Sucking Ping Vampire Attacks Mj as he Shrooms on Samui [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2787150 - 06/12/04 07:55 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

ahh those damn blood suckers!


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Re: Blood Sucking Ping Vampire Attacks Mj as he Shrooms on S [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2787289 - 06/12/04 10:46 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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mjshroomer said:
a bad friggin day




Nah... Looks like You're having a great and interesting time. :laugh:


I have a stupid question for You, mj. What do You do with those large amounts of psilocybean mushrooms? Some time ago You posted that You trip only couple of times a year, but it seems you collect tons of them every time You leave Your home...  It looks to me that You can supply more herbariums than there are on this planet :crazy:


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Re: Blood Sucking Ping Vampire Attacks Mj as he Shrooms on S [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2787920 - 06/12/04 04:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh shit.

:grin:


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Re: Blood Sucking Ping Vampire Attacks Mj as he Shrooms on S [Re: daba]
    #2787978 - 06/12/04 04:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Little sally walker, sittin in a saucer,
Oh, how I tossed that ass up
Like a mission in the woods, woody woodpecker would if he could,
But I didn?t want to pass it up
To the next man had my walkman bumpin on
The fifty yard line and my adrenoline pumpin
Like a kill thriller driller tiller out with the miller brew
Filler up, took it ?til the damn dutch puked (? ? )
Luke skywalker ain?t a sweettalker so I got ill
With my light saber that came in one fancy flavor
My strange behavior led to an outburst
The night felt good but the day got worse
I thought I was alone slim trade the stowaway
With a brown-eyed bombshell that was dope enough to pay
I looked over my shoulder and my cover was peeled
By my whole school sayin "ooh" and I?m busted for real

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit

What to say the least
I?m so slick that they need to call me grease
Cuz I slips and I slides when I rides on the beast
Imani and your mom sittin in a tree,
K-i-s-s-i-n-g
Yo first comes the tounge
And then come the she my homey?s m-o-m what (m-i-e)
Yo, and to think from day one in my eyes I show fear cuz
I stepped into his house his
Mom?s grinnin ear to ear
Gigglin and winks for weeks
I would encounter from this female
She?s sizin me up for the kill
Oh what the hell is what I said to myself so that I wouldn?t worry
I?m sittin on the couch and wish greg would please hurry up
She offered me a cup of ripple broke out the titty
Squezed her nipple said suck it if you like but please don?t bite it
I had an urge to say fuck it but I knew I had to fight it
Before I could say alakazam (? ? ? )
I took this old bitch in a doggie style
Greg walked in the room that nigga cold had a fit
But all this numbskull could say was oh shit!

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh
Sh-
Son-of-a bitch, son-of-a bitch, come on!

One fine summertime sunday evening
Crenshaw boulevard was in full swing
Perfect example of how looks can be deceiving
Rolled up to what I thought was a pretty young thing
Rollin in a purple samuri suzuki dookie braids was an aid to her sex appeal

Dude she was dope man real dope on the wheel
Well anyway I went toot toot she said hey a beep beep
The next day rolled down to the beach
Tuesday me and my new crenshaw cutie
Coolin on the beach and now she?s rubbin on my booty
Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula
But it wasn?t all that spectacular (why? )
Cuz everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
She would be like quit b
Bitch was frontin but I didn?t say nothin
Then all of the sudden after someone pushed the button
I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
Then it hit me oh please God no
Don?t let this ho turn out to be a john doe
He pulled a fast one on me yo
I guess that?s one of those things that make you go: shit!

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh
Shit
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit....


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Re: Blood Sucking Ping Vampire Attacks Mj as he Shrooms on S [Re: ivi]
    #2788876 - 06/13/04 12:54 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Ivy Said,
Quote:

I have a stupid question for You, mj. What do You do with those large amounts of psilocybean mushrooms?




AS noted in dozens of posts. What I do with my shrooms is none of your business.

However, as I also noted more than a few dozen times, the mushrooms are deposited invarious Univesity herbariums.

The Southeast Asian shrooms gop to Chulalongkorn University in Bangkok, Some go to Switzerland, some to the Instituto de Ecologia in Mexico, some go the Bernice P. Bishop Herbarium in Honiolulu, Some go tot he University of Leipzig in Germany and so forth.

mj

And no I am not mad about your silly question.

And yes I also eat a few every now t and then.

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Re: Blood Sucking Ping Vampire Attacks Mj as he Shrooms on S [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2789484 - 06/13/04 08:38 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Thanks.


ivi


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Re: Blood Sucking Ping Vampire Attacks Mj as he Shrooms on S [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2789517 - 06/13/04 09:25 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Have you tried using a mini tripod to aid focus mj...? Cool leach btw... I think, like mozzies, they anaesthetise the bite-site somewhat, which is probably why he ended up going for a 15 kay ride with you...

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Re: Blood Sucking Ping Vampire Attacks Mj as he Shrooms on Samui [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2794502 - 06/15/04 11:32 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:
You should try to settle down a little bit out there Mj!~
Take things a little slower.. :lol:

Good tale


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