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Sex grosses me out
    #27847199 - 07/03/22 01:21 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

I just guess some people actually enjoy working for the establishment, with their traditional values, but it doesn't work for me.
Anuses are gross. I can't be like the people I work for and put my tongue, nose, or other delicate information up other people's backsides. It's only good for maybe a few minuets to hours, and afterwords, the nastier the things you did, the longer you'll shudder about it.

Vaginas? Same thing, sometimes, some ways. Even my favorite, most cherished sexual memories carry some disgusting weight to them; yeasty discharge and small tracer urine going down my throat and face and chest and thighs and towel.

Still gross, at the end of the day. Am I just a prude? What happened to me, since the last time you saw me, SHROOMERY? Too much to say; admin PM me if that's a real question in your minds.

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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: 999] * 1
    #27847635 - 07/03/22 11:43 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

There are people out there that take care of themselves by practicing good hygiene.  Hook up with them to avoid extraneous grossness. . .

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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27847785 - 07/03/22 02:20 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Eat more ass.


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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: 999] * 1
    #27847819 - 07/03/22 02:50 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Looks like you enjoy that "clean sex" :lol:

I remember watching some of my friend's favorite porns when I was a young teen and thinking "damn, this is gross, this is too much".

Proper hygiene is a must for me :sadyes:


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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #27847930 - 07/03/22 05:12 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

...hehehehehe... you guys.. wow.. oh man.. I'm so tired. Need to get laid, mi huevos estas mucho gordo


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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: 999] * 2
    #27848316 - 07/03/22 09:30 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Maybe it's not the sex that you consider gross but the stigma of feeling like it's not about the way you feel about the person but the way you feel about yourself as a person that has to fit in some sort of category. Like you must be a straight male that penetrates vagina with penis. Or a straight female that gets penetrated in her vagina with penis. Or you have to be a gay guy doing gay stuff with another man's penis. Or a gay girl touching another girl's vagina shaving your head and looking like GI Jane but just don't say that to Will Smith or you might get slapped the fuck out of yourself.

Maybe you want to fuck. To feel a person's energy. To feel like the universe is rushing through you and you are channeling the energy of the Galaxy. On or off mushrooms either way. And you just don't feel the vibe anymore of the fun of sex because no matter and what category you're doing it you don't feel like you're doing it for the sake of merging with a person's soul but more so A fitting in to some politically correct socially acceptable value that someone out there saying "yes you are important because you are having sex"

Who cares what they think? I think truly when you can do something for the purpose of doing it because you really want to do it and you feel it in your spirit and you feel it in your soul and you feel the power in you you will do it and really believe in it but when you only want to do it to gain someone's acceptance even if you think you're not doing it for acceptance but really it's socially acceptable thing people won't approve of you if you don't do it in that way and therefore you're doing it for approval then you can never enjoy it and will only think it's gross. After all what is a vagina? but a hole to bleed out of every month a few inches away from the anus. What is a penis? well who cares

It's the soul you want to have sex with. And some people will fuck and fuck and fuck their whole lives and will never truly have sex with the soul. So when you can have sex with a soul you will probably start enjoying having sex again.

The irony of the body and its functions.


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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: Anonymous #1] * 4
    #27848934 - 07/04/22 10:47 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Shower is a must if oral sex is going to happen. :crazy2:


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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: 999]
    #27852912 - 07/06/22 10:43 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

999 said:
I just guess some people actually enjoy working for the establishment, with their traditional values, but it doesn't work for me.
Anuses are gross. I can't be like the people I work for and put my tongue, nose, or other delicate information up other people's backsides. It's only good for maybe a few minuets to hours, and afterwords, the nastier the things you did, the longer you'll shudder about it.

Vaginas? Same thing, sometimes, some ways. Even my favorite, most cherished sexual memories carry some disgusting weight to them; yeasty discharge and small tracer urine going down my throat and face and chest and thighs and towel.

Still gross, at the end of the day. Am I just a prude? What happened to me, since the last time you saw me, SHROOMERY? Too much to say; admin PM me if that's a real question in your minds.

R/S

XX9

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Gotta go brush my teeth. later gator




You registered on my birthday the year I graduated college.


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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: Jewstress]
    #27853939 - 07/07/22 06:50 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Jewstress said:
Quote:

999 said:
I just guess some people actually enjoy working for the establishment, with their traditional values, but it doesn't work for me.
Anuses are gross. I can't be like the people I work for and put my tongue, nose, or other delicate information up other people's backsides. It's only good for maybe a few minuets to hours, and afterwords, the nastier the things you did, the longer you'll shudder about it.

Vaginas? Same thing, sometimes, some ways. Even my favorite, most cherished sexual memories carry some disgusting weight to them; yeasty discharge and small tracer urine going down my throat and face and chest and thighs and towel.

Still gross, at the end of the day. Am I just a prude? What happened to me, since the last time you saw me, SHROOMERY? Too much to say; admin PM me if that's a real question in your minds.

R/S

XX9

Secret Agent X-9 X'D

Gotta go brush my teeth. later gator




You registered on my birthday the year I graduated college.




Wow, were you on here back then? Maybe you knew me? I was just 13 or so at the time. Don't do the math, that's just a guess. I've had other accounts, but uh, I don't have time to dig for them. I'm a sucker for user names, I might have even been 16 or so when I made this one. Oink Oink.

Respectfully,


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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: 999]
    #27886263 - 08/01/22 11:49 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Put a layer of saran wrap between asshole and tongue.


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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: ManianFH]
    #27886610 - 08/02/22 08:27 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

The layer of saran Wrap between asshole and tongue indeed helps with the sexual act that needs to happen but also to remove the flavor and then unpleasant but still allows the sexualization of the asshole with the tongue to take place. Indeed


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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: 999]
    #27887711 - 08/03/22 06:46 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Quote:

999 said:
Quote:

Jewstress said:
Quote:

999 said:
I just guess some people actually enjoy working for the establishment, with their traditional values, but it doesn't work for me.
Anuses are gross. I can't be like the people I work for and put my tongue, nose, or other delicate information up other people's backsides. It's only good for maybe a few minuets to hours, and afterwords, the nastier the things you did, the longer you'll shudder about it.

Vaginas? Same thing, sometimes, some ways. Even my favorite, most cherished sexual memories carry some disgusting weight to them; yeasty discharge and small tracer urine going down my throat and face and chest and thighs and towel.

Still gross, at the end of the day. Am I just a prude? What happened to me, since the last time you saw me, SHROOMERY? Too much to say; admin PM me if that's a real question in your minds.

R/S

XX9

Secret Agent X-9 X'D

Gotta go brush my teeth. later gator




You registered on my birthday the year I graduated college.




Wow, were you on here back then? Maybe you knew me? I was just 13 or so at the time. Don't do the math, that's just a guess. I've had other accounts, but uh, I don't have time to dig for them. I'm a sucker for user names, I might have even been 16 or so when I made this one. Oink Oink.

Respectfully,





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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: 999] * 1
    #27888018 - 08/03/22 10:57 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

I always find it weird that people don't like sex

Like...you can always take a shower with your partner if you think it's "dirty"

There's only been one time that it was bad enough that I said nope, no oral for you lol

Otherwise I love to eat pussy and to be honest I love getting a girl off before we even start. Nothing better than putting my dick into a wet ass pussssyyyyyyyy


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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: TrancedOutBrah] * 1
    #27888027 - 08/03/22 11:02 AM (1 year, 5 months ago)

I work for the pope and only fuck those worthy of this poontang


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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: Jewstress]
    #27888096 - 08/03/22 12:04 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Well the pope is a fucking weirdo so you are probably one too

:lol:


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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: TrancedOutBrah]
    #27888875 - 08/03/22 09:45 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

I gotta agree but i did think sex was weird as a teen.


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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #27893690 - 08/07/22 02:08 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Saran WRAP!?!?!?!?

THATS WAY GROSSER THAN JUST LICKING AN ASS! IF IT'S THAT DIRTY THAT YOU ARE USING SARAN WRAP YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT ALL WORSE!!

What is this, Antz the movie?



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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: 999]
    #27904347 - 08/15/22 01:38 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Sex is definitely gross when you think about it enough, even just plain missionary intercourse. Saliva, semen, vaginal fluids, sweat. It's all kinda gross, but i mean life is pretty gross in general. Baby poop/vomit, dog/cat poop/vomit, cuts and blood, people that don't wash their hands, or put chewed gum under the table, snot flying everywhere from people sneezing. Life is gross, thank god for soap! :shrug:


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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: MLPismyOPSEC]
    #27904378 - 08/15/22 01:59 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

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MLPismyOPSEC said:
Sex is definitely gross when you think about it enough, even just plain missionary intercourse. Saliva, semen, vaginal fluids, sweat. It's all kinda gross, but i mean life is pretty gross in general. Baby poop/vomit, dog/cat poop/vomit, cuts and blood, people that don't wash their hands, or put chewed gum under the table, snot flying everywhere from people sneezing. Life is gross, thank god for soap! :shrug:





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Re: Sex grosses me out [Re: 999]
    #27905968 - 08/16/22 07:29 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

I think it's super hot someone else wants to swallow my secretions, and I want to eat the lubrication from between her lips. Only gross if you're out of touch with your wild side.


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