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Papaver
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I Spent All My Money...

#945392 - 10/09/02 10:38 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Mr. Siegal :cool:

by Tom Waits

i spent all my money in a mexican whorehouse, across the street from a
catholic church, and then i wiped off my revolver, and i buttoned up my
burgundy shirt, i shot the morning in the back, with my red wings on, i told
the sun he'd better go back down, and if i can find a book of matches, i'm
goin' to burn this hotel down.

you got to tell me brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how do the
angels get to sleep, when the devil leaves the porchlight on.

well i dropped thirty grand on the nugget slots, i had to sell my ass on
fremont street, and the drummer said there's sanctuary, over at the bagdad
room, and now it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready,
and go man go, i said tell me mr. siegel, how do i get out of here.

well willard's knocked out on a bottle of heat, drivin' dangerous curves
across the dirty sheets, he said man you ought to see her, when her parents
are gone, man you ought to hear her when the siren's on.

you got to tell me brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how do the
angels get to sleep, when the devil leaves the porchlight on.

don't you know that ain't no broken bottle, that i picked up in my
headlights, on the other side of the nevada line, where they live hard die
young, and have a good lookin' corpse every time, well the pit-boss said i
should keep movin', this is where you go when you die, and so i shot a black
beauty, and i kissed her right between the eyes.

well willard's knocked out on a bottle of heat, drivin' dangerous curves
across the dirty sheets, he said when the bitch is wound up, and her parents
are gone, man you ought to hear her with the siren on.

you got to tell me brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how do the
angels get to sleep, when the devil leaves the porchlight on.

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bivalve
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Registered: 07/21/00
Posts: 3,121

Re: I Spent All My Money...

[Re: Papaver]
#945568 - 10/09/02 12:01 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Still Fly :smile:

by Big Tymers

What?s up, Fresh
It?s our turn, baby

Gator boots (Gator boots!)
With the pimped out Gucci suits (With them Gucci suits!)
Ain?t got no job (Eh-eh)
But I stay shine (I stay shine)

Can?t pay my rent (I can?t pay my rent)
?Cause all my money?s spent
But that?s okay
?Cause I?m still fly (Damn, I?m so fly)

Got a quarter tank of gas
In my new E-Class (In my E-Class Benz!)
But that?s alright (Mm-hmm)
?Cause I?m gon? ride

Got everything (Got everything)
In my mama name (In my mama name)
But I?m hood rich (Uh-huh)
Da-da-da-da

Get your car cleaned, gems gone shine
Instead mama get a bling, baby girl let?s ride (Let?s
ride)
You a number one stunna and we gon? glide
And go straight to the mall and tear down the inside
Do that Prada, Gucci, full length leather
Bourbon?s cool or Coogi sweater (Sweater)
20 inches pop my feather
The Birdman Daddy, I fly in any weather
Alligator seats with the head in the inside
Swine on the dash, G-wagon is So Fly
Number one don?t tangle and twist it
When it come to these cars I am that nigga
The Coogi with a matchin? interior
3-wheel ride with the tire in the middle
It?s Fresh and Stunna and we like brothers
We shine like paint, daddy, it?s our summer

Gator boots
With the pimped out Gucci suits
Ain?t got no job
But I stay shine

Can?t pay my rent
?Cause all my money?s spent
But that?s okay
?Cause I?m still fly

Got a quarter tank of gas
In my new E-Class
But that?s alright
?Cause I?m gon? ride

Got everything
In my mama name
But I?m hood rich
Da-da-da-da

Have you ever seen a crocodile seats in the truck
Turn around sit it down and let ?em bite your butt
See, the steeling is Fendi, dashboard Armani
With your baby mama, player, is where you can find me
Cruisin? through the parking lot on 24's
Cadillac Escalade with the chromed-out nose
With the navigation arrow headed straight to your spot
Well, your wife really love me cause sex is so hot
Put the Caddy up, start the three wheel Benz
Hyper white lights, ultraviolet lens
Suma-tuma tires and they gotta be run flat
TV where the Horn go, boy, you count that
I?mma show you some shit, rookie press that button
The trunk went uh-uh and all of a sudden
Four 15's, didn?t see no wires
And then I heard boom from the amplifiers

Gator boots
With the pimped out Gucci suits
Ain?t got no job
But I stay shine

Can?t pay my rent
?Cause all my money?s spent
But that?s okay
?Cause I?m still fly

Got a quarter tank of gas
In my new E-Class
But that?s alright
?Cause I?m gon? ride

Got everything
In my mama?s name
But I?m hood rich
Da-da-da-da

Hey, hey, hey
Let me slide in the Benz with the fished-out fins
And Prowler loud pipes, drinkin the Henn?
It?s the Birdie-Birdie Man, I?ll do it again
In a Cadillac Trucks, 24's with 10's

Looking at my Gucci, it?s about that time
Six bad broads flyin? in that 9
New Suburban truck with the porno showin?
Up and down and up they go and

Bodies on a Roadster Lexus, you know what
That hard-top Beama, mama, that?s your truck
I?m comin? up the hood, been lovely
New shoes on the whip and I wake up to bubbly

430 Lex with the convertible top
And the rims keeps spinnin? every time I stop
Got a superman Benz that I scored from Shaq
With a ol? school Caddy with diamond in the back

Gator boots
With the pimped out Gucci suits
Ain?t got no job
But I stay shine

Can?t pay my rent
?Cause all my money?s spent
But that?s okay
?Cause I?m still fly

Got a quarter tank of gas
In my new E-Class
But that?s alright
?Cause I?m gon? ride

Got everything
In my mama?s name
But I?m hood rich
Da-da-da-da

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rosewoodpete
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Re: I Spent All My Money...

[Re: bivalve]
#945600 - 10/09/02 12:15 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

How the fuck could you follow up such a good poem with some rap bull shit by the "big tymers" ???!

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Papaver
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Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
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Re: I Spent All My Money...

[Re: rosewoodpete]
#945669 - 10/09/02 12:38 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Heartattack and Vine
by Tom Waits

liar liar with your pants on fire, white spades hangin' on the telephone
wire, gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line, you'll never recognize
yourself on heartattack and vine.

doctor lawyer beggar man thief, philly joe remarkable looks on in disbelief,
if you want a taste of madness, you'll have to wait in line, you'll probably
see someone you know on heartattack and vine.

boney's high on china white, shorty found a punk, don't you know there ain't
no devil, there's just god when he's drunk, well this stuff will probably kill
you, let's do another line, what you say you meet me down on heartattack and
vine.

see that little jersey girl in the see-through top, with the peddle pushers
sucking on a soda pop, well i bet she's still a virgin but it's only twenty-
five 'til nine, you can see a million of 'em on heartattack and vine.

better off in iowa against your scrambled eggs, than crawling down cahuenga
on a broken pair of legs, you'll find your ignorance is blissful every goddamn
time, your're waitin' for the rtd on heartattack and vine.

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bivalve
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Registered: 07/21/00
Posts: 3,121

Re: I Spent All My Money...

[Re: Papaver]
#946637 - 10/09/02 06:14 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Number One Stunna
by Big Tymers

Nigga can't out-stunt me when I come in these fuckin' cars, nigga
Believe dat!

You know me, I don't need no introduction and shit
Ride Bentley's 'round the city on buttons, ya bitch
Arm hangin', wrist blangin', just stunnin' and shit
Drop the top, block is hot
Stay bumpin', ya bitch
B. Atrice get it right, don't tangle and twist it
Hit the club every night, drunk, drinkin' that Crissy
Niggas mad, don't like it 'cause I'm bangin' they bitches
When the light hit the ice, it twinkle and glisten
Baby, Brian, B, Bubble, you can call me what you feel
Hoppin' out the platinum Hummer with the platinum grill
With the platinum pieces, and the platinum chains
With the platinum watches, and the platinum rings (platinum rings!)
Last shit ain't changed
Still doin' my thing
Still do it for the block, nuts hang and swang
You don't know another nigga that can stunt like me (stunt like me)
Big Tymer representin', nigga, the U.P.T.

I'ma a hard stuntin' nigga like Evil Knievel
(Jumpin' out Lex's and Hummers, showin' off for my people)
I'm the numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)
The numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)

James Bond, Jackie Chan, and that bitch McGuyver
(Private planes, Jaguars, Bentley's, and Prowlers)
I'm the numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)
The numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)

I put dubs on cars, when I ride, I'm fly
We thugs, not stars, bitch, ride or die
Put bricks on blocks, nigga, cooked and cut
Juvy 'bout to hold the rocks, nigga, hook it up
Diamonds on my hoes' feet, when they walk, they spark
Diamonds in my fuckin' teeth, when I talk, I spark
Don't fuck around with beef, when it start, I spark
Me and my Hot Boy creeps, when it's dark, we spark
Just bought a new car, and I was thinkin' 'bout a million
The motherfuckin' driver seat sittin' in the middle
Me and my son, Wheezy, got a house by the water
I be fuckin' bad bitches (bad bitches, bad bitches)
(I be hittin' they daughters)
I like my dick sucked fast
(I like to play with them rookies)
I like to fuck 'em in they ass while he beat up the pussy
I'm the number one stunna, you don't want my shit
I'ma stunt 'til I die, bitch, the shit don't quit

I'ma a hard stuntin' nigga like Evil Knievel
(Jumpin' out Lex's and Hummers, showin' off for my people)
I'm the numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)
The numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)

James Bond, Jackie Chan, and that bitch McGuyver
(Private planes, Jaguars, Bentley's, and Prowlers)
I'm the numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)
The numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)

Baby, pop the Cristal, and shine the jewels
Get the Cadillac with twenty-inch L's

Boss B,
Slow down in the Jag, you lost me

Slow down, Wayne, you know that's all on me

But you know how slow the new Rolls Royce be
Come on! You know how slow the new Rolls Royce be

Baby, give me the keys, give me the weed,
Give me the G's, give me the Mack-10
Let me see what's happenin'
To me, these niggas last in

What's up, Boss B.
You ever got beef with a busta, you can call me
You know I keep a blucka-blucka
Hit 'em all week
Give me the keys to the bubble
I'm on y'all street
Juvenile (Juvenile)

Baby, let me get the keys to the Rover Truck
Man, let me get this beef shit over, bro'

But wait,
My nigga, Baby, he live on chrome
My nigga, Baby, he get his shine on

I'ma a hard stuntin' nigga like Evil Knievel
(Jumpin' out Lex's and Hummers, showin' off for my people)
I'm the numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)
The numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)

James Bond, Jackie Chan, and that bitch McGuyver
(Private planes, Jaguars, Bentley's, and Prowlers)
I'm the numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)
The numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)

I'ma a hard stuntin' nigga like Evil Knievel
(Jumpin' out Lex's and Hummers, showin' off for my people)
I'm the numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)
The numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)

James Bond, Jackie Chan, and that bitch McGuyver
(Private planes, Jaguars, Bentley's, and Prowlers)
I'm the numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)
The numba one stunna!
(Wh-what, wh-what, what?)

Now, it's plain and simple, nigga
I ain't met a nigga yet could fuck with these Cash Money Hot Boys with these cars, nigga
See that new Monte Carlo, that's hot and on fire that my dog, Fresh, had first
We got 'em on dubs
That Lexus, the new one that come out in 2001 with the frog eyes
I got that bitch on dubs
And that Yu- the new Yukon that's bubble-eye
I got that bitch on dubs
And that Mercedes Wagon, with the kit that's kitted out
Look like it got frog eyes
That bitch on dubs
And I got that Benz that me and my dog bought for our bitches
We got this shit here on dubs
We all drive Bentley's on dubs
I'm tryin' to put platinum eyebrows on these hoes
I just bought me a platinum football field, nigga
You understand?
Don't fuck with me with these cars, nigga (at all, playboy)
We the number-one stunnas, nigga (nigga, we don't give a fuck)
Got that Viper with them rattlin stripes, with that kit
You understand?
We ain't playin'
TV's in all our shit
Believe dat, playboy
(Fuck your whole hood up)

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Papaver
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Re: I Spent All My Money...

[Re: bivalve]
#946711 - 10/09/02 06:30 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Chocolate Jesus
Tom Waits and Kathleen Brennan

Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
Bit I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more

I fall on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I don't want no Anna Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul

(Solo)
When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

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Anonymous

Re: I Spent All My Money...

[Re: Papaver]
#948040 - 10/09/02 11:58 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

This was my 'Song ' back in the day
It Ain't Easy off Ziggy Stardust

When you climb to the top of the mountain
Look out over the sea,
Think about the places perhaps,
Where a young man could be
Then you jump back down to the rooftops,
Look out over the town,
Think about all of the strange things
Circulating round.

It ain't easy, it ain't easy,
It ain't easy to get to heaven
When you're going down.

Well all the people have got their problems
That ain't nothing new,
With the help of the good Lord
We can all pull on through
We can all pull on through,
Get there in the end.
Sometimes it'll take you right up
And sometimes down again.

It ain't easy, it ain't easy,
It ain't easy to get to heaven
When you're going down.

Satisfaction, satisfaction,
Keep me satisfied.
I've got the love of a hoochi-coochi woman,
She calling from inside
She's a-calling from inside,
Trying to get to you.
All the woman really wants,
You can give her something too.

It ain't easy, it ain't easy,
It ain't easy to get to heaven
When you're going down.

Edited by OracleOfDelphi (10/09/02 11:58 PM)

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Papaver
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Re: I Spent All My Money...

[Re: Anonymous]
#948057 - 10/10/02 12:17 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

That was a good album! :cool:

...Now Ziggy played guitar...

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Re: I Spent All My Money...

[Re: Papaver]
#27829601 - 06/21/22 12:05 AM (9 months, 4 days ago)

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