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Shakespearean insult thread
    #27790869 - 05/24/22 04:42 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Shakespeare's insult of the day:


"Sblood, you starveling, you elfskin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stockfish!"


(Henry IV, Part I, Act 2, Scene 4)


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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #27793853 - 05/26/22 03:22 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

My favorite is calling somebody an egg.

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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: ToadWizard]
    #27793981 - 05/26/22 04:44 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

"Thou elvish-marked, abortive, rooting hog..."


(Richard III, Act 1, Scene 3)


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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #27793983 - 05/26/22 04:44 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

"Out, you mad-headed ape!
A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen
As you are tossed with."


(Henry IV, Part 1, Act 2, Scene 3)


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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #27795038 - 05/27/22 11:56 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

"here is the babe, as loathsome as a toad..."


(Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2)


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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #27796485 - 05/28/22 01:43 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

"Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile."


(Cymbeline, Act 3, Scene 4)


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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #27797620 - 05/29/22 11:58 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

"Away, thou issue of a mangy dog!"


(Timon of Athens, Act 4, Scene 3)


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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #27797628 - 05/29/22 12:04 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

“I am sick when I do look on thee “

A midsummer night’s dream

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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: Pluviophile]
    #27797632 - 05/29/22 12:06 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

“Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.”

Timon of Athens

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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: Pluviophile]
    #27797639 - 05/29/22 12:09 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

“More of your conversation would infect my brain.”

Coriolanus


“My wife’s a hobby horse!”

The Winter’s Tale

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