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Shakespearean insult thread
    #27790869 - 05/24/22 06:42 PM (1 month, 6 days ago)

Shakespeare's insult of the day:


"Sblood, you starveling, you elfskin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stockfish!"


(Henry IV, Part I, Act 2, Scene 4)


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Heaven, n. Copulation without culmination.

                                                                    --A. Bierce


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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #27793853 - 05/26/22 05:22 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

My favorite is calling somebody an egg.


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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: ToadWizard]
    #27793981 - 05/26/22 06:44 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

"Thou elvish-marked, abortive, rooting hog..."


(Richard III, Act 1, Scene 3)


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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #27793983 - 05/26/22 06:44 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

"Out, you mad-headed ape!
A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen
As you are tossed with."


(Henry IV, Part 1, Act 2, Scene 3)


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Heaven, n. Copulation without culmination.

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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #27795038 - 05/27/22 01:56 PM (1 month, 3 days ago)

"here is the babe, as loathsome as a toad..."


(Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2)


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Heaven, n. Copulation without culmination.

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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #27796485 - 05/28/22 03:43 PM (1 month, 2 days ago)

"Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile."


(Cymbeline, Act 3, Scene 4)


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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #27797620 - 05/29/22 01:58 PM (1 month, 1 day ago)

"Away, thou issue of a mangy dog!"


(Timon of Athens, Act 4, Scene 3)


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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #27797628 - 05/29/22 02:04 PM (1 month, 1 day ago)

“I am sick when I do look on thee “

A midsummer night’s dream


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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: Pluviophile]
    #27797632 - 05/29/22 02:06 PM (1 month, 1 day ago)

“Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.”

Timon of Athens


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Re: Shakespearean insult thread [Re: Pluviophile]
    #27797639 - 05/29/22 02:09 PM (1 month, 1 day ago)

“More of your conversation would infect my brain.”

Coriolanus


“My wife’s a hobby horse!”

The Winter’s Tale


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