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InvisibleGourmetGod
Purveyor of Oysters


Registered: 05/09/22
Posts: 69
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27786118 - 05/20/22 06:58 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Paid to have “Unpacked, A Glimpse Into The Eloquent World Of Fudge Packers In America” dissertation published and donated copies to elementary schools across the nation...

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OfflineCrazyeyebobby
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Registered: 02/22/22
Posts: 66
Loc: Mountains
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: GourmetGod]
    #27786154 - 05/20/22 07:51 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Where are the aforementioned bantus?


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27786163 - 05/20/22 08:07 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Favorite autobiographical novel is Hermann Patel's, Cataracts of the Nile, 1843.

An emphatic and sly second person narrative account of one biracial man's spiritual transformation in the course of a felucca journey down the Nile, in the mid 1700s.

Traditionally, chapters devoted to the second and fourth cataracts are considered part of German literary canon.

Edited by HomelessSorcerer (05/20/22 08:09 PM)

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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: GourmetGod]
    #27786180 - 05/20/22 08:33 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

GourmetGod said:
Paid to have “Unpacked, A Glimpse Into The Eloquent World Of Fudge Packers In America” dissertation published and donated copies to elementary schools across the nation...



Favorite non fiction book is an old Ku Klux Klan falconry manual.

Favorite work of autobiographical fiction is Hermann Patel's, Mouth of the Amazon, 1852.

A brutal recounting, in glittering fourth person narrative, of one wealthy biracial man's ego death on the river, Amazon.

Considered the work that put Remarque in checkmate.

The greatest pro war novel of all time.

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InvisibleHunter hunter
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Registered: 04/02/14
Posts: 2,845
Loc: Pickin yer patch
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27786210 - 05/20/22 09:08 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Ate poop once


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InvisibleGourmetGod
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Registered: 05/09/22
Posts: 69
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27786214 - 05/20/22 09:11 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Got kicked out of a library for public masturbation when he found they built a new 19th century literature section. Prefers to read only because they lost 90% of their hearing blasting garbage meme metal. Still can't figure out how to read lips even though they have read over a dozen novels on the subject.

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InvisibleGourmetGod
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Registered: 05/09/22
Posts: 69
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
    #27786217 - 05/20/22 09:12 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Hunter hunter said:
Ate poop once




And you have proof because it is still in your scat porn folder on your computer.

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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: GourmetGod]
    #27786260 - 05/20/22 10:17 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Hermann Patel was raised by his maternal grandfather, Andreas Pfeiffer - a fervid falconer best known for writing, Mustafa.

The German language novel about the river, Congo.

Of course, the story ends famously, with the first person narrator floating on his back in the river, enjoying the night stars.

Waiting for the end.

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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
    #27786288 - 05/20/22 11:12 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Hunter hunter said:
Ate poop once



Plays Mahjong with the devil and a Bantu god of war .

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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: Crazyeyebobby]
    #27786291 - 05/20/22 11:14 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Crazyeyebobby said:
Where are the aforementioned bantus?




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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #27786294 - 05/20/22 11:17 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

T-Funkadelic said:
Should be forced to spend his entire summer working 12hr days with no compensation at the fudge packing company in Milwaukee.



Fundamentalist Jedi.

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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27786310 - 05/20/22 11:32 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
:ilold:



Holds a PhD in bio-mechanical engineering from Rikers Island Tech.

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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Asante]
    #27786315 - 05/20/22 11:37 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Wizard in the biblical sense :shocked:



Plays Strip Risk with the devil and Ernest Hemingway.

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OfflineVibetyme
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Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,766
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27786319 - 05/20/22 11:45 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Once gave Ernest from Ernest goes to jail a handy behind his trailer on the set of one of his lesser known films in trade for an autograph.


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
    #27786322 - 05/20/22 11:49 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Born and raised in southern England.

From a loving and supportive family.

Experiencing psychosis for the first time.

Inexplicably, an auditory hallucination of the Devil speaking in a thick Louisiana bayou accent.

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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27786329 - 05/20/22 11:55 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

never called me after exchanging numbers


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hpoo or die

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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27787128 - 05/21/22 04:29 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Peddles crack cocaine in the African interior.

Paid a local leather worker to make him a man sized falconry hood.

Walks naked and hooded upon the savannah at deepest night.

Cannot see the stars.

Smells them.

--

^From a well to do Virginia family. Developed a meth addiction in late teens. Prone to enduring meth-induced psychosis.

Relapsed recently, bought a ticket to the Democratic Republic of the Congo by way of Milan, convinced he would become a famous central African hip hop artist..

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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Registered: 08/16/16
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27787143 - 05/21/22 04:42 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Once permanently sterilized an entire wing of sickly patients at his local hospital.
Severely misunderstood his job description.

Upon being called to testify on his actions before a jury composed of his peers, he offered to do penance by donating his fertile sperm to all those effected, should they ever have need or want of children in the future.


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Offlinegopher
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I'm a teapot

Registered: 11/22/17
Posts: 13,294
Loc: Canada Flag
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27787151 - 05/21/22 04:48 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Inspector of the butticus


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

:kratom:

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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: gopher]
    #27787163 - 05/21/22 04:57 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Mistreats his snakes. Raises them to be easily startled and aggressive.

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