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S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu.
    #27786055 - 05/20/22 05:49 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

God, in my early years I used to masturbate to these models as my late father was a sports fan and ordered S.I. and when the annual swimsuit issue came out my mother would do her best to hide it and throw it away if she could.

Thing is, my late father was a hypocritical seminary teacher for the LDS church and he wanted to see it to.  We knew way back when where is playboy stash was, my brother and I, and is so strange to me what he taught and what his life was actually like. 

Anyway just watching a talking heads show about this years cover model and last years was a cover model with a dick that identified as a female so why not.  No one buys magazines anymore.  Not my thing. 

So hearing that Jorden Peterson was getting off Twitter, such bullshit that corp. for three weeks for calling her ugly made me laugh.  Another talking head said yes it is America but to lose 10-20 pounds isn't a bad idea and is healthy and the woke went off on all this.

Anyway, jack off and enjoy. Lol.  Glad to see woke is broke is not paying dividends.  Or trying to get an erection to this.  But that is just me, to each their own.  God bless America.  These will be flying off the shelves.:shrug:  Your welcome.:toiletduk:



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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Barnaby] * 1
    #27786625 - 05/21/22 08:35 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

This seems fine to me, so long as we don't start messaging that "being overweight is physically healthy", I don't see this as a problem. We can say she is both beautiful and at risk for medical complications.


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Roflspammer]
    #27786729 - 05/21/22 10:33 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

America likes heavier SI models when the economy is about to go to shit. Skinny girls when things are going boom buster. It's a phenomenon.


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #27786831 - 05/21/22 12:29 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

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America likes heavier SI models when the economy is about to go to shit. Skinny girls when things are going boom buster. It's a phenomenon.




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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Barnaby]
    #27787354 - 05/21/22 07:38 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

I would slam my cock into that anus for sure


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #27787365 - 05/21/22 07:46 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

My brother anon # 1, simple though he is, speaks of a remarkable and timeless truth in a time when there is great need of such things of that nature. 
Not only that, but after hearing anon # 1’s brave words of wisdom, I too now feel safe enough to admit what i know to be true in the core of my heart - that I also would slam my cock directly into her anus.


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Roflspammer] * 1
    #27787526 - 05/21/22 09:44 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

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This seems fine to me, so long as we don't start messaging that "being overweight is physically healthy", I don't see this as a problem. We can say she is both beautiful and at risk for medical complications.




This is my whole problem with the “body acceptance” movement. Yes people should be allowed to feel good in their bodies, and feel sexy at any size, but I know a few of these people and they pour 2000 calories of nutrient devoid food into themselves 3 times per day.

Fat shaming is bad. Should not happen.

Treating your body like a dumpster is bad. Should not happen.


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: BlueAndOrange]
    #27787684 - 05/22/22 01:11 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

I agree.  Wow, an intelligent and mature post.

Anon 1

Anon 2

Is afraid of their sexuality.:shrug:


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Barnaby]
    #27788106 - 05/22/22 12:00 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

I’m a bit of a chubby chaser myself but there is also objective reality and that is being lost in this “healthy at every size” propaganda we see everywhere now. This idea that men who find thin women hot are somehow bigots or phobic is also getting pretty tired. Seems like preferences are fine for everyone until someone isn’t being lavished as a queen. People need to get over themselves.

That all being said I would probably do terrible things to Yumi if she asked me to and I would enjoy it.


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #27788635 - 05/22/22 07:11 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

No judgement.  To each their own with who they find attractive.  Health reasons as you posted are a concern yet she is still young.  Adele changed and people skinny shamed her with no regard to health benefits of her decisions to do so.  BE FAT AND PROUD! 

It is simple.  Being overweight is not healthy and causes more than a short life span but one feels the extra weight and I suppose one just gets used to it.  One said it feels like a tire in my stomach while eating donuts and so to me is more a question of will power and just giving in to gluttony.  And wow does the fast food joints and system and marketing play into that.  But eat at Carl's Jr.'s and you will look like these models.

I have have hugged and kissed a fat woman.  Was just out of jail way back when for lsd but, just not for me.  Doesn't make me superior to anyone.


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #27788845 - 05/22/22 10:46 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
My brother anon # 1, simple though he is, speaks of a remarkable and timeless truth in a time when there is great need of such things of that nature. 
Not only that, but after hearing anon # 1’s brave words of wisdom, I too now feel safe enough to admit what i know to be true in the core of my heart - that I also would slam my cock directly into her anus.




Damn right

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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #27789683 - 05/23/22 04:54 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

What about a sheep, goat, or horse?:coaster:

We miss you Coaster.  Seriously I think he is making over 100k in some tech firm somewhere.

Decypher got into heroin and, who the fuck knows?  He posted it, don't blame anyone.  Think Ketamine and Coaster and a education is a better path.  But once again, just say no to heroin.  And now Fent. 

Can see Decypher on the streets in L.A. in a tent.  Just a joke, I loved his posts.  He is to intelligent for that.

K-holes have my upright approval!  Maybe Coaster becomes a politician.  Wouldn't surprise me.

Shit, got off track.  I will ever buy a S.I. swimsuit magazine, god I can't even remember the last time I bought a magazine again.  And once again, to each their own.  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and beauty is on the inside and all that garbage.  I DON"T GIVE A SHIT!


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Barnaby]
    #27793487 - 05/26/22 09:28 AM (1 year, 7 months ago)

At least half of America is overweight.  I see genuine utility in showing that population what they are actually going to look like in clothing.  The rest is politics and stupid.


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Mojo]
    #27793883 - 05/26/22 03:46 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Even if they don't sell or get viewed?  Because it reflects a 1/3rd?  Is not a half.  People watch this and buy the magazines for a reason.  What people actually look like is not the ideal and not why people buy or watch these things.  Really? 

Does the news and beauty standards reflect what people want to see or what it is.  And half is really overstating it.  Look it up on google if you want to see numbers.  Go to a beach if you want to see reality.  It isn't half. 

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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Barnaby]
    #27794339 - 05/26/22 08:29 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

From a business perspective, it doesn’t matter if it’s half, one third, or a quarter of the population. Demonstrating accurate clothing depictions for a consumer base makes sense to me.


Edited by Mojo (05/26/22 09:18 PM)


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Mojo]
    #27795977 - 05/28/22 01:56 AM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Enjoy your magazine.  Or Digital.  Most people are not as woke as you and it shows financially.  Facts.  To each their own.:shrug::beer:

More important things in life.  Enjoy the holiday weekend.  I am going to and masterbate to hot fat chicks.  We all have what we prefer in life. Her face is amazing.  :wonka:  Rubbing cellulite, and when people see her on the beach, they think, now that is a model I would love to fuck.  None can debate that in woke culture.  We all define beauty and who am I or anyone to say what is attractive in society?  What one buys tells a lot for the market so buy them up, show her your support and love.



And may I recommend SHE-HULK.  Seems like a good fit for what you might find attractive and get off to.  Plus a great superhero show! 





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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Barnaby] * 1
    #27798827 - 05/30/22 09:35 AM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Lmfao


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Barnaby]
    #27802056 - 06/01/22 09:55 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

She’s cute.


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: lowbrow]
    #27802177 - 06/02/22 12:48 AM (1 year, 7 months ago)

You guys, I just got off the phone with Yumi, she invited me over to watch her and She-Hulk mud wrestle she says they got pizza and a 2 liter of pepsi


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: jack_straw2208]
    #27802347 - 06/02/22 07:08 AM (1 year, 7 months ago)

The times of slamming cock directly in the anus are upon us


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Barnaby]
    #27989515 - 10/09/22 03:56 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Yeah just no.  Like when one has masterbated to beautiful women and I want to look at this years swimsuit edition.  Yeah.  My penis is limp and I wish I got the older ones. 

I don't care if it is Chrty Brinkley in her late 50's.  Just no.

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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Barnaby]
    #28004162 - 10/18/22 04:36 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

I don't know.  She and the other models in that mag still does it for me.:rocket::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::chillpill:k-pin, :chillpill: Viagra.  AM SO FUCKING LIMP!  I don't get it. :wonka:

Am in a quandry of how this could be.  Maybe the black fat woman dwarf from that epic series Rings of Power will do it for me.

Don't judge me.

One woman to another.  MAY YOU GET FUCKED BY A LIMP DICK!  When in a heated argument.  That was amusing to me.


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: Barnaby]
    #28006096 - 10/19/22 09:12 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Is your prenis limp cause ya just got done beating it to Yumi?


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Re: S.I. swimsuit cover model Yumi Nu. [Re: jack_straw2208]
    #28008231 - 10/20/22 05:58 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

My Prius is doing just fine Indian call center scammer.


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