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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #27779468 - 05/15/22 10:04 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

I'll willingly eat snake only because I know I can cook it and make it a banger. Also I do not pray for any reason whatsoever.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #27779470 - 05/15/22 10:05 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Spreads butter on both sides of toast


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27779481 - 05/15/22 10:10 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Collects normal rocks that aren't even interesting to look at.

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake]
    #27779517 - 05/15/22 10:32 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Once enslaved a creature that was the last of its kind to mindlessly bounce up and down for all eternity - cruelly imprisoned within his sig space.

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27779563 - 05/15/22 11:02 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Touches himself to thoughts of Jiminy Cricket


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27779704 - 05/16/22 01:13 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Slipped on banana peels a suspicious amount of times.

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27779707 - 05/16/22 01:16 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
Once enslaved a creature that was the last of its kind to mindlessly bounce up and down for all eternity - cruelly imprisoned within his sig space.




:hereyougo:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake] * 1
    #27779889 - 05/16/22 06:51 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

is spread rather thin.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27779920 - 05/16/22 07:25 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Giggles uncontrollably every time someone says "peepee"

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake]
    #27780010 - 05/16/22 09:15 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Constructed a secret Bruce Wayne style batcave but uses it to host underground interpretive dance battles


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27780039 - 05/16/22 09:54 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Cries at flashmobs. He can't figure out why.  He is just so overjoyed!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
    #27780794 - 05/16/22 08:24 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Interpreted in dance, the Coptic Orthodox Church's, Liturgy of Saint Gregory the Illuminator, in some drunk's mom's basement.

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27780804 - 05/16/22 08:39 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Always wanted to be just like Kevin bacon  in footloose! 

Fighting against the Baptist's lack of dance skills.

He just needs to cut loose!

He is too scared of the high bar though!
Also he can't dance!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
    #27780811 - 05/16/22 08:51 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

wets the bed. on purpose


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27780813 - 05/16/22 08:54 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Paddles his dingy in the darkness of night dressed blacker than than the ace of spades, silently creeping from dock to dock, raiding everyone's crab traps of their contents, be it crustaceans or bait or both, before vanishing into the mist and feasting on the salty plunder


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27780819 - 05/16/22 08:56 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Was so high in on heroin the other day he thought he had to fart but dumped about 2lbs of poop in his shorts.

Edit:
I can't spell for shit! Because....?

Edited by Vibetyme (05/16/22 09:48 PM)

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme] * 1
    #27780877 - 05/16/22 10:08 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

All middle class American college kid from Zearing, doing a management major, with a minor in civil administration, at Iowa State.

Drove to the vulnerable part of town to buy crack and heroin. On the front porch, having paid for and received his drugs, was pistol whipped from behind.

Lost consciousness, remained breathing, began paddling a dinghy in the darkness of night, dressed blacker than the ace of spades

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27780900 - 05/16/22 10:35 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Dropped out of college in his final year because his girlfriend got pregnant. He had to pay those bills. Only to find out the baby wasn't even his.  It was actually his brother's baby. 

They really put the "fun" in dysfunctional!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme] * 1
    #27780950 - 05/16/22 11:27 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Is a talented ventriloquist - could easily have become a successful entertainer.

Instead started robbing banks with his favorite dummy, Mr. Stojkov.

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[Mr. Stojkov, brandishing miniature gun]: Everybody shut the fuck up! Next person who talks gets a headshot!

[Vibetyme, brandishing gun]:
Mr. Security Guard is going to be a hero.

[Security Guard]:
I'm not doing anything.

*Vibetyme looks at Mr. Stojkov, at which point Mr. Stojkov nods, and Vibetyme shoots the security guard in the knee*

[Mr. Stojkov]:
Now, I am by no means a religious man..

*Gestures at Vibetyme to pass him a cigarette*

..But today is Ash Wednesday, and...

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27780971 - 05/16/22 11:43 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Plays in a one man mariachi band in downtown New Orleans on the corner.

Instead of just doing it "regular" he does it with a Jamaican accent which confuses everyone even himself from time to time!

As he is obviously a white guy!


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