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OfflineShinyWartortle
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Help with signature please?
    #27776265 - 05/14/22 01:21 AM (12 days, 15 hours ago)

I was wondering how people shorten links? Like if I wanted my grow log in my signature to just say something like "first grow log" without showing the link and still be clickable and link to my log how would I go about doing that exactly? Thanks in advance!


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: ShinyWartortle]
    #27776273 - 05/14/22 01:28 AM (12 days, 15 hours ago)

When making a post, hit the globe icon next to the *** icon and you can type whatever you want for a link.

But the real help you need on your signature is how to delete that monstrosity. :puddingpop:


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OfflineShinyWartortle
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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #27776275 - 05/14/22 01:31 AM (12 days, 15 hours ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
When making a post, hit the globe icon next to the *** icon and you can type whatever you want for a link.

But the real help you need on your signature is how to delete that monstrosity. :puddingpop:



Quote:

PatrickKn said:
When making a post, hit the globe icon next to the *** icon and you can type whatever you want for a link.

But the real help you need on your signature is how to delete that monstrosity. :puddingpop:




I rated you five shrooms even with the douchebaggery. Thanks, bud. Lol which monstrosity exactly? The log or all of it?


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OfflineThe Blind Ass
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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: ShinyWartortle]
    #27776279 - 05/14/22 01:34 AM (12 days, 15 hours ago)

I presume that he’s referring to this abomination:



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OfflineShinyWartortle
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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #27776281 - 05/14/22 01:36 AM (12 days, 15 hours ago)

Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
I presume he’s referring to the following portion:






Well while I respect his opinion, he can tongue punch my shit box.


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OfflineThe Blind Ass
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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: ShinyWartortle]
    #27776288 - 05/14/22 01:39 AM (12 days, 15 hours ago)

FYI, Pat was a 1 time fartbox tongue punching World Champ in his youth…so…
Goodluck with that sesh I guess….:shrug:


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OfflineShinyWartortle
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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27776291 - 05/14/22 01:43 AM (12 days, 15 hours ago)

I'd be willing to lay down some money tongue action on that. Sooo..


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OfflineThe Blind Ass
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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: ShinyWartortle]
    #27776293 - 05/14/22 01:46 AM (12 days, 15 hours ago)

While we’re on the subject -

He also placed 5th in the 2004 International Men’s Space Docking Olympics. :sadyes:


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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27776296 - 05/14/22 01:48 AM (12 days, 15 hours ago)

i lost a lot of money on that space docking match


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OfflineShinyWartortle
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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27776298 - 05/14/22 01:50 AM (12 days, 15 hours ago)

Quote:

The Blind Ass said:

International Men’s Space Docking Olympics. :sadyes:



Is that the one where two men dock the heads of their penis's and the first to open up and enter the other wins? :confused:


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OfflineShinyWartortle
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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27776300 - 05/14/22 01:50 AM (12 days, 15 hours ago)

Quote:

split_by_nine said:
i lost a lot of money on that space docking match




I'd take that action.


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OfflineThe Blind Ass
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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: ShinyWartortle]
    #27776313 - 05/14/22 01:57 AM (12 days, 14 hours ago)

You ever seen one snake eat another snake head first?

Well, some say it’s a lot like that only much more difficult :sadyes:


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OfflineShinyWartortle
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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27776368 - 05/14/22 03:19 AM (12 days, 13 hours ago)

Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
You ever seen one snake eat another snake head first?

Well, some say it’s a lot like that only much more difficult :sadyes:




How do they know which penis is going to open up to accept the others? Is it like the snakes on the medical alert bracelet? :confused:


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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: ShinyWartortle] * 1
    #27776372 - 05/14/22 03:25 AM (12 days, 13 hours ago)

the hungriest penis wins


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OfflineThe Blind Ass
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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: ShinyWartortle]
    #27776374 - 05/14/22 03:27 AM (12 days, 13 hours ago)

It can naturally occur in many different ways. 

Ex 1:



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OfflineShinyWartortle
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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27776376 - 05/14/22 03:29 AM (12 days, 13 hours ago)

Quote:

split_by_nine said:
the hungriest penis wins



Hungry hungry peens.
Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
It occurs in myriad ways.  See below for 1 commonly used method:






Have they ever successfully had offspring in nature??


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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: ShinyWartortle]
    #27776380 - 05/14/22 03:33 AM (12 days, 13 hours ago)

:shrug:

The answer to your question remains one of life’s great mysteries.
But I’m sure you’ll be the one to figure it all out :thumbup:


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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27776513 - 05/14/22 07:40 AM (12 days, 9 hours ago)

Highlight the words you want to contain the link and click the planet and chain toolbar button to bring up the link menu.

If you play with those buttons on the bar enough you'll figure out how to send psychedelic rainbow miniaturized pictures of your member to people with ultra low shroom ratings.


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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: ShinyWartortle]
    #27777326 - 05/14/22 10:04 PM (11 days, 18 hours ago)

It was difficult for me to tell you're a pokemon fan
:douchewink:



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Re: Help with signature please? [Re: r3volution.gurl]
    #27777357 - 05/14/22 10:41 PM (11 days, 18 hours ago)

Quote:

r3volution.gurl said:
It was difficult for me to tell you're a pokemon fan
:douchewink:






Just partially. There's a lot of other things I'd choose over pokemon. I just figured I'd use something randomly. Pokemon was the first thing that popped into my head  :thumbup: lol


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