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Sham87
mashAllah


Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,819
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27750509 - 04/25/22 10:41 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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forces his pets to listen to his poetry
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   ...once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest places if you look at it right...
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,766
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 4 days, 7 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
#27750817 - 04/25/22 03:12 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Smokes cannabis only from his homemade aluminum foil pipe that he is so proud of!
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ModularMind
M.P.F.



Registered: 02/09/10
Posts: 7,902
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27754226 - 04/27/22 09:31 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Smokes out of a Mountain Dew can until the paint is spent and makes a fresh one from the mountain of Mountain Dew cans that contributes to his diabetes, chronic obesity and fatty liver disease. Don’t the Dew!
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,766
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 4 days, 7 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: ModularMind]
#27754281 - 04/27/22 10:06 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Hates the sugary goodness of mountain dew!
Dirty Swine Bastard!
He also smokes crack out of his signature baby flower glass tube until he doesn't have front teeth. He tried to redeem himself by saving the little flower for his lady but she left him anyway.
Hard drugs are bad yo!
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ModularMind
M.P.F.



Registered: 02/09/10
Posts: 7,902
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27754287 - 04/27/22 10:09 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Farts in loaded grain jars pre-cycle.
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,766
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 4 days, 7 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: ModularMind]
#27754317 - 04/27/22 10:42 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Uses only the sunflower seeds from his WBS for colonization.
He is sure this is the only right way to do it and will argue fiercely for this method.
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ModularMind
M.P.F.



Registered: 02/09/10
Posts: 7,902
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27754320 - 04/27/22 10:45 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Spawns hairy rye berries.
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,766
Loc: Florida
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: ModularMind]
#27754323 - 04/27/22 10:49 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Asks if he sound should spawn his clearly contaminated sunflower seed jar.
Gets 12 no's
Then spawns it anyway but can't figure out where he went wrong when mean green came knocking. What. A. Goofus!
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ModularMind
M.P.F.



Registered: 02/09/10
Posts: 7,902
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27754325 - 04/27/22 10:53 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Is holding the stipe out of frame, in his avatar, and is pushing the fruit body down on the scale.
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,766
Loc: Florida
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: ModularMind]
#27754337 - 04/27/22 11:03 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Has an extra furry unibrow and grows long nose hair on purpose.
He is just doing he part trying to bring that gross fad to fruition.

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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27756835 - 04/29/22 05:17 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Never won a game of Scrabble
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,766
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 4 days, 7 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27757109 - 04/29/22 11:07 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Usually wins at scrabble cuz he is a dictionary loving nerd goober!
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 23 days, 13 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27757125 - 04/29/22 11:38 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Eats the corn husk on tamales
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TheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman



Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 3 months, 15 days
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme] 2
#27757126 - 04/29/22 11:39 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Is the original florida man. Loves bath salts and pabst blue ribbon. Gets so high on bath salts that he hallucinated a wife, then beats her during the commercials between nascar and wrestling.
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 23 days, 13 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer] 1
#27757128 - 04/29/22 11:41 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Gets drunk on swish behind the local burger joint
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,766
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 4 days, 7 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27757134 - 04/29/22 11:52 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Loves to drink lean with the optional (but in his eyes mandatory jolly rancher) with his wanna be gangster homies while sucking on his fake gold grill. Tries to be cool but can't quite seem to get there!
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TheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman



Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 3 months, 15 days
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27757136 - 04/29/22 11:54 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Buys promethazine only lean, because the dealer told him hydrochloride was the stuff in vicodin.
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,766
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 4 days, 7 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
#27757145 - 04/30/22 12:10 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Smokes formaldehyde dipped joints cuz he likes that in da couch corpse feeling. Brings new meaning to the word dead head.
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27757147 - 04/30/22 12:12 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
MorphinTime said: Gets drunk on swish behind the local burger joint
so sassy
MorphinTime does butt stuff but only if you promise him a few cheeseburgers. store bought cheeseburgers
-------------------- 🐴 hpoo or die
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 23 days, 13 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#27757162 - 04/30/22 12:52 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Makes his own burgers. Dirty ol' blue jay burgers
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