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Shrooms4menow
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I need a hookup 1
#27754524 - 04/28/22 05:12 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I tried tinder, adult friend finder, flirt, zoosk, and many others but they all either cost money or require a phone number (which I do not have and which do not even exist) so Im fucked basically. I need to get laid but I cant. I cant do a single damn thng that there is FOR ME TO DO. I hate this entire fucking species and life itself why cant we just go extinct yet?
Edited by Shrooms4menow (05/29/22 02:03 PM)
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


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"I can't get laid so the world is fucked up, maaaaan."
Maybe that kind of attitude is the problem 
Care less.
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Shrooms4menow
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Do you have any idea how many times I was advertised a free service only for them to ask for money? They know damn well I would never have wasted any time with them if they SAID it cost money from the outset, so they LIED to get me to WASTE MY TIME so that I would give them money out of sunk costs. All of which lends credibility to my suspicion that most of these accounts ARENT EVEN REAL but fakes put there to pretend as if actual people actually use it when in reality its nothing but a money extractor
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Shrooms4menow
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Thats kind of THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT. They KNOw DAMN WELL that no one would waste a single second on them otherwise thats why they ADVERTISED THEMSELVES AS FREE, thats why they put in bigf capital letters "100% FREE" because its THE ONLY WAY to get anyone to click, so thwy baited me reeatedly in a convoluded attempt to get MONEY FOR NOTHING
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QM33
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Calm down, rub one out, learn how to treat a lady. You'll b aite.
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If you can't get a lady it's because you're unfunny and your attitude sucks and you feel entitled to shit
And it's pretty much showing with your posts how pathetic this shit is lol
grow up bud nobody owes you shit, learn how to treat people with respect and love and maybe they will do the same back to you
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Shrooms4menow
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We all owe the idiots who created these websites a bullet in the head
Do you realise I havent communicated with a single man or woman (im bisexual) in all my attempts to get on these sites? I have no idea which people would fuck me or not, and I sure as hell am not getting mad at anyone for not wanting to have sex with more. Im submissive so it would kind of defeat the purpose
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Lynnch
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You don't have a phone? How are you gonna say "Hey baby can I get yo numba?"
Try Plenty of Fish
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Re: I need a hookup [Re: Lynnch] 2
#27759381 - 05/01/22 10:54 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I say this without judgement, but your autism seems to be a pretty big impediment here. Maybe you need to find a friend or therapist to help you with some strategies for developing behaviors that are more likely to find you a mate.
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Shrooms4menow
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No
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Anonymous #1
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Your call.
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TheDirtFarmer
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Shrooms4menow said: WAAH WAAH WAAH poor me why cant i get laid using the internet. Talking to women irl? Woah no way then its not immediate sex with a rando.
Theres yer problem guy. Get off the internet and talk to women. Your not gunna immediately be guaranteed to get sex after a 3 word conversation. Get over it. Women are regular people. Behave like it and you might make some progress.
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Shrooms4menow
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What women?
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TheDirtFarmer
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Shrooms4menow said: What women?
Take your pick. The worlds full of them. You gotta actually go out and meet them. Its not really that hard. They tend to do regular people shit so pick something you like to do outside the internet and make conversation. It might require you even talk to some women for reasons other than sex. Mindblowing idea right?
Or you can go the other direction. Find a sketch ass strip club. Bring like $500. Pay for a private dance when you see one you like. Ask for extras at the end of the dance. Eventually you'll get one that will do it. It ain't gunna be cheap.
I recommend the first way but second way works if your that type o' guy.
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CookieCrumbs
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You can use an app like textme to get a phone number. I think Skype still does that too.
Or you could probably just do it the old fashioned way.
But it sounds like a hookup isn't really what you need. But you probably know that.
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Maybe work on yourself, counseling or therapy of some kind. Things tend to work out when you’re holistically healthy. 👍
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theRealrollforever
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Shrooms4menow said: Do you have any idea how many times I was advertised a free service only for them to ask for money? They know damn well I would never have wasted any time with them if they SAID it cost money from the outset, so they LIED to get me to WASTE MY TIME so that I would give them money out of sunk costs. All of which lends credibility to my suspicion that most of these accounts ARENT EVEN REAL but fakes put there to pretend as if actual people actually use it when in reality its nothing but a money extractor
Dating sites! Another fuckin money machine! And that's not even including The Godfather angle which they got. Rules of success for things like this, ya gotta stop with the fear of being uncool. You are already pushing the envelope, you don't wanna end up getting mailed first class.
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I’m no fan of online dating. It’s profoundly dehumanizing, draining and soul sucking.
That said, I pay for the service. It’s worth every penny. I know that every woman I approach is available and open to being approached. Most of the accounts are real. I have met some lovely people online, including a long term girlfriend. If you really are serious about finding someone, maybe it’s worth the money and time investment in the service to help you find them. Unless there are no people at all in your area, there will be people online waiting to meet you.
Recently single again. Currently online dating again. Have had some recent dates with nice women. Haven’t found the match I’m looking for yet. Have made a couple good friends through this process though. Plus I had a lovely pandemic love affair that just finished running it’s course. She’s the one that got me into mushrooms as well.
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Newbie
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What I don't understand is, when did it become taboo to ask someone you very recently met out to lunch? Or coffee?
Now it's all, take it slow! Yeah no shit, but isn't sitting down to a meal with someone a great way to learn more about them? Nowadays you gotta text with them for like a month before it's socially acceptable to even mention a date.
It's annoying.
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Re: I need a hookup [Re: Newbie] 3
#27784168 - 05/19/22 11:22 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Naw, fuck that noise, it is a numbers game, I assure you there is nothing wrong with asking someone if they want to get dinner sometime, and anybody who gets offended by an invitation is not worth your time.
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