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Offlineshroomening

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No more sex and woman if you want to become like Jesus Christ * 1
    #27514394 - 10/22/21 09:26 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Marriage at the Resurrection

23That same day the Sadducees, who say there is no resurrection, came to him with a question. 24“Teacher,” they said, “Moses told us that if a man dies without having children, his brother must marry the widow and raise up offspring for him. 25Now there were seven brothers among us. The first one married and died, and since he had no children, he left his wife to his brother. 26The same thing happened to the second and third brother, right on down to the seventh. 27Finally, the woman died. 28Now then, at the resurrection, whose wife will she be of the seven, since all of them were married to her?”

29Jesus replied, “You are in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God. 30At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven. 31But about the resurrection of the dead—have you not read what God said to you, 32‘I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’ b ? He is not the God of the dead but of the living.”

33When the crowds heard this, they were astonished at his teaching."

So what say you guys, are you willing to let go of the desire of the flesh in order to become fucking GOD FOR LIFE?

And even love is meaningless:
"In summary, the evolutionary theory of love proposes that love functions to attract and retain a mate for the purpose of reproducing and then caring for the resulting offspring."


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Anonymous #1

Re: No more sex and woman if you want to become like Jesus Christ [Re: shroomening]
    #27517176 - 10/25/21 08:30 AM (2 years, 3 months ago)

That’s the dumbest interpretation I think I’ve ever heard, quite possibly ever.  It says nothing about sex one way or the other whatsoever.  Way to make waves where there are none and get all excited over it.
Looks like you’re horny to become god.

Congratulations!   

You go ahead and stay celibate….”Become God”…then maybe you’ll be able to get laid. 
Oh wait, humans can already do that….interesting…

:themoreyouknow:


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Anonymous #2

Re: No more sex and woman if you want to become like Jesus Christ [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #27517181 - 10/25/21 08:36 AM (2 years, 3 months ago)

So the chick banged all 7 bros?

I feel like I saw that episode of Jerry Springer


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Anonymous #3

Re: No more sex and woman if you want to become like Jesus Christ [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #27517185 - 10/25/21 08:41 AM (2 years, 3 months ago)

if ya cant be with the one ya love, love the one ya with.. CSN :retawed:


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Re: No more sex and woman if you want to become like Jesus Christ [Re: shroomening]
    #27517203 - 10/25/21 08:56 AM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

shroomening said:
So what say you guys, are you willing to let go of the desire of the flesh in order to become fucking GOD FOR LIFE?





I'll keep my fleshy pleasures thanks!

Sorry to hear that you are so completely fooled and being made into a puppet.  I hope you can think for yourself one day


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OfflineBrian Jones
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Re: No more sex and woman if you want to become like Jesus Christ [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #27517338 - 10/25/21 11:19 AM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
if ya cant be with the one ya love, love the one ya with.. CSN :retawed:




Actually, Stephen Stills solo.


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I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

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Re: No more sex and woman if you want to become like Jesus Christ [Re: Brian Jones]
    #27517793 - 10/25/21 05:05 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Saint Stephen Stills that's even better. :stoner:


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Re: No more sex and woman if you want to become like Jesus Christ [Re: shroomening]
    #27656933 - 02/12/22 11:35 PM (1 year, 11 months ago)

Quote:

shroomening said:
Marriage at the Resurrection

23That same day the Sadducees, who say there is no resurrection, came to him with a question. 24“Teacher,” they said, “Moses told us that if a man dies without having children, his brother must marry the widow and raise up offspring for him. 25Now there were seven brothers among us. The first one married and died, and since he had no children, he left his wife to his brother. 26The same thing happened to the second and third brother, right on down to the seventh. 27Finally, the woman died. 28Now then, at the resurrection, whose wife will she be of the seven, since all of them were married to her?”

29Jesus replied, “You are in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God. 30At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven. 31But about the resurrection of the dead—have you not read what God said to you, 32‘I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’ b ? He is not the God of the dead but of the living.”

33When the crowds heard this, they were astonished at his teaching."

So what say you guys, are you willing to let go of the desire of the flesh in order to become fucking GOD FOR LIFE?

And even love is meaningless:
"In summary, the evolutionary theory of love proposes that love functions to attract and retain a mate for the purpose of reproducing and then caring for the resulting offspring."





Fuck off mate, Jesus was boning Mary Magdalene. why would he go to a whore house if not to get his carnal wiggles out?  :ass2mouth:


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Re: No more sex and woman if you want to become like Jesus Christ [Re: shroomening]
    #27664239 - 02/18/22 05:00 PM (1 year, 11 months ago)

can you tell me more good sir.


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Re: No more sex and woman if you want to become like Jesus Christ [Re: Gray Hound]
    #27664646 - 02/19/22 01:15 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

All you have to do is have the intention to be saved and you will. Has nothing to do with fucking


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Re: No more sex and woman if you want to become like Jesus Christ [Re: paradoxlost]
    #27681474 - 03/03/22 07:25 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

what the fuck was that interpretation


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Re: No more sex and woman if you want to become like Jesus Christ [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #27693789 - 03/13/22 01:07 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

What does that scripture have to do with sexual desire and whether we are willing to let go of it?

Jesus is talking about some kind of transformation of our being at the 'ressurection'.  If Jesus comes and makes me like an 'angel', I wont have to give up sexual desire.  It will just be gone.  Because I would no longer be a sexual being.

Likewise, I never chose to have sexual desire either.  It's just something that naturally goes along with being a mortal, unenlightened, sexually reproductive creature. 

Neither is Jesus saying we will be 'God for life'.  He's saying we will be like the angels.

Are you sure you quoted the right verse, maybe you had the wrong cut and paste saved by accident?

The point of that scripture has nothing to do with sexual desire anyways.  It was an attempt to trip up Jesus, the gospels record several such instances. When Jesus said "Let he who has no sin cast the first stone" is perhaps the most well known of those kinds of gospel stories.

The point of that verse was to show how people were unable to trip Jesus up and 'trap him in his words'.


Edited by asterix (03/13/22 01:43 PM)


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Re: No more sex and woman if you want to become like Jesus Christ [Re: shroomening]
    #27706796 - 03/24/22 11:01 AM (1 year, 10 months ago)

Quote:

shroomening said:

And even love is meaningless:
"In summary, the evolutionary theory of love proposes that love functions to attract and retain a mate for the purpose of reproducing and then caring for the resulting offspring."




Completely and totally wrong interpretation of evolutionary psychology.
A lone human has little chance of surviving, especially in harsh climates. We NEED the support and companionship of others. Think about building a shelter, making fishing nets, weaving cloth for clothing or making pottery. One person alone just ain't going to sustain all of those activities. Two people have a much better chance (complementary skills), four are even better.. a whole tribe? Yeah bro, we got this!

Our attachments are all about survival. The first stage in the development of the human mind is setting up those attachments because they are critical to life. An infant without attachment is a dead infant. Getting a mate is part of it, but I'd say it's far from the most important aspect.


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Re: No more sex and woman if you want to become like Jesus Christ [Re: shroomening]
    #27731491 - 04/12/22 02:09 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

im living a chaste life the past 5ish years but I have lately messed up with no-fap. im going on a date for the first time since I converted to Christianity soon and im gearing myself up to simulataneously be a good date but also not be a sodomite and being ready to decline it if she asks. confident it can go over well, but its also something I have never done. the last time I went on a date I was being a huge sodomite and its not attractive at all. if people are attracted to that they are not people to be having kids with.


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