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Post your dumb jokes here!
    #2772615 - 06/07/04 07:55 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I'll start it off to whet your appetites of hilarity :shocked:

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
  The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer



Edited by Mycomancer (06/08/04 11:25 AM)

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Re: Post your dumb jokes here! [Re: Mycomancer]
    #2772755 - 06/07/04 08:50 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Do you know why niggs an Messkins wont marry?
They are afraid their children will be to lazy to steal!

So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty

You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:

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Re: Post your dumb jokes here! [Re: OldSpice]
    #2773539 - 06/08/04 01:42 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I told this joke in OTD the other day but I'll tell it again....

What's the opposite of christopher reeves?

Christopher Walkin


Without love in the dream
It will never come true

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Re: Post your dumb jokes here! [Re: Mycomancer]
    #2773651 - 06/08/04 02:14 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

what's big, yellow and eats rocks?
-a big yellow rock eater

what green and fuzzy, has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree, would probably kill u?
-a pool table

what's blue and smells like red paint?
-blue paint

when is a car not a car?

when it turns into a driveway.

A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says, "No charge for you."

Says the proton to the electron, "I'm a proton."
Says the electron back, "Are you positive?"

What's big and yellow and doesn't swim?
A bulldozer

What do you call a chicken crossing a road?
Poultry in motion.

A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"
The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"
He says, "No! This is her husband!"

wanna hear a long joke?


Q. What do you call a Gay Jew?
A. A heblew

Paddy and Murphy are walking through a graveyard seeing who can find the oldest persons grave. Paddy says "Here! Ninety - John from County Down"
Murphy says "Dats nothin' - t'ree hundred"
Paddy says "T'ree Hundred?! Who's that then?"
Murphy says "Miles, from Dublin"


"Little racoons and old possums 'n' stuff all live up in here. They've got to have a little place to sit." Bob Ross.

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Re: Post your dumb jokes here! [Re: Mycomancer]
    #2774115 - 06/08/04 10:05 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

what to do call a prostitute when her nose is runny??


What do you call a fly with out wings?

A walk


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Re: Post your dumb jokes here! [Re: Mycomancer]
    #2774753 - 06/08/04 02:52 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Why did Gwyneth Paltrow call her baby Apple?

'Cos she had it in cider for 9 months!


Bad I know!


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