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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: NotSheekle] * 2
    #28232207 - 03/16/23 03:10 PM (10 months, 8 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: morrowasted]
    #28232212 - 03/16/23 03:12 PM (10 months, 8 days ago)

:ohwow:
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: morrowasted]
    #28232229 - 03/16/23 03:27 PM (10 months, 8 days ago)

These writings could be blended into a wall mural.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: durian_2008]
    #28232254 - 03/16/23 03:50 PM (10 months, 8 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: NotSheekle] * 2
    #28232374 - 03/16/23 05:40 PM (10 months, 7 days ago)

you won't fucking believe this. Granted, the prompt was fairly elaborate but holy shit

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TOO GRANDE TO MY TASTE
by Hunter S Thompson GPT-4 AI


It was a sweltering, hazy afternoon in the bowels of Mexico, and I, Raoul Duke, had grown tired of the overwhelming fiesta that was life south of the border. The time had come, I decided, to return to the land of the free and the home of the depraved. With a suitcase full of memories and a big bag of dried wild mushrooms, I embarked on my journey back to the United States.

The Rio Grande, that treacherous river, stood between me and my mad destiny. But like all good drug-fueled escapades, mine had a twist. I had procured an old wooden rowing boat, the kind pirates might have used to smuggle contraband onto the shores of the New World. "A worthy vessel," I thought, "for such a twisted adventure."

But as I set sail, I quickly realized that my trusty craft was not as seaworthy as I had hoped. Holes! Holes everywhere! The accursed boat was starting to resemble a giant sieve, and water was pouring in faster than a degenerate gambler losing his life savings on the slots.

As I floundered helplessly in the middle of the river, I suddenly had an epiphany: The mushrooms! Surely, these fungal wonders could be used to plug the holes and save my sinking ship! And so, with the desperation of a thousand doomed sailors, I began stuffing mushrooms into the gaping wounds of my vessel.

But alas, the mushrooms, though they held the water at bay for a time, were no match for the relentless torrent of the Rio Grande. And halfway across the river, as the last of the mushrooms succumbed to the watery onslaught, I found myself with a sinking boat and no means to repair it.

As the water level in the boat reached my ankles, I made a fateful decision: "To hell with it," I muttered, "I might as well turn back and party on in Mexico." And so, I did an about-face and rowed my leaky vessel back toward the debauchery and chaos that I had left behind.

Upon my return, I dove headfirst into the swirling abyss of Mexico's vibrant nightlife, fueled by the knowledge that my mushrooms had been sacrificed to the merciless Rio Grande. It was a bittersweet homecoming, but a fitting end to a mad journey.

And so, I remained south of the border, embracing the wild, unbridled freedom that only a madman with a story to tell could truly appreciate.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Asante]
    #28232379 - 03/16/23 05:48 PM (10 months, 7 days ago)

Does chatgpt work for writing a resume?


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Tonydanzawillpay]
    #28232395 - 03/16/23 06:01 PM (10 months, 7 days ago)

Java Programming Resume


Me:
Craft a prestigious resume for a Java programming position.

GPT:
[Your Name]
[Address]
[Phone Number]
[Email Address]

Objective:
To obtain a challenging Java programming position in a reputable organization where I can utilize my programming skills and experience to contribute to the success of the company.

Education:

Bachelor of Science in Computer Science, [University Name], [Graduation Date]
Master of Science in Computer Science, [University Name], [Graduation Date]
Skills:

Proficient in Java programming language, with over [Number of Years] years of experience
Experience with popular Java frameworks such as Spring, Hibernate, and Struts
Familiarity with agile software development methodologies
Strong understanding of object-oriented programming principles and design patterns
Experience with database technologies such as SQL, Oracle, and MySQL
Familiarity with front-end technologies such as HTML, CSS, and JavaScript
Excellent problem-solving and analytical skills
Strong written and verbal communication skills
Ability to work independently and as part of a team
Work Experience:

[Job Title], [Company Name], [Employment Dates]

Designed and developed web applications using Java and related technologies
Implemented various modules using Spring, Hibernate, and Struts frameworks
Worked with databases such as SQL, Oracle, and MySQL to manage data storage and retrieval
Collaborated with cross-functional teams to design and develop software solutions
Troubleshot and resolved issues in a timely and efficient manner
Maintained and updated existing codebase to ensure code quality and efficiency
Participated in code reviews and provided constructive feedback to team members
[Job Title], [Company Name], [Employment Dates]

Developed and maintained software applications using Java and related technologies
Utilized various design patterns and object-oriented principles to improve code quality and maintainability
Worked with front-end technologies such as HTML, CSS, and JavaScript to develop user interfaces
Conducted unit testing to ensure the functionality and accuracy of the software
Documented software features, functionality, and processes
Collaborated with cross-functional teams to ensure project success
Participated in code reviews and provided feedback to team members
Certifications:

Oracle Certified Professional, Java SE 11 Developer
References:
Available upon request.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Asante]
    #28232397 - 03/16/23 06:01 PM (10 months, 7 days ago)

Hahaha wow his spirit is trying to be channeled through the bot! Wonder if Raoul Duke ever escapes the eternal party of Mexico‽

Edit: I need a chatbot to make me a list of potentially psychoactive plants native to California and arrange them by ease of preparation.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: NotSheekle] * 1
    #28232411 - 03/16/23 06:10 PM (10 months, 7 days ago)

Me:
make me a list of potentially psychoactive plants native to California and arrange them by ease of preparation

GPT:
It is important to note that the use of psychoactive plants should be approached with caution and with proper research and education. Many psychoactive plants can be dangerous if consumed or prepared incorrectly. It is illegal to consume or prepare psychoactive plants in many jurisdictions, so it is important to consult local laws and regulations before attempting to prepare or consume any of the plants listed below.

With that said, here is a list of potentially psychoactive plants native to California, arranged by ease of preparation:

Wild lettuce (Lactuca virosa) - Wild lettuce is a native plant to California and is known for its mild sedative effects. It can be brewed as a tea, smoked, or chewed for its psychoactive properties. Wild lettuce is relatively easy to prepare and can be found growing wild in many parts of California.

Salvia (Salvia spp.) - Salvia is a type of mint plant native to California that is known for its strong psychoactive effects. It can be brewed as a tea or smoked for its psychoactive properties. Preparing salvia can be more difficult than wild lettuce, as it requires a certain level of expertise and care to ensure its psychoactive compounds are properly extracted.

Peyote (Lophophora williamsii) - Peyote is a cactus plant that grows natively in the deserts of California and is known for its powerful hallucinogenic effects. It can be consumed raw, dried, or brewed into a tea. However, it is important to note that the use of peyote is illegal in many jurisdictions and can be dangerous if consumed or prepared improperly.

Morning glory (Ipomoea tricolor) - Morning glory is a flowering vine native to California that contains psychoactive compounds known as lysergamides. The seeds of the plant can be consumed raw or prepared in a tea for their psychoactive effects. However, it is important to note that consuming morning glory seeds can be dangerous if consumed in high doses.

Datura (Datura spp.) - Datura is a group of flowering plants native to California that contains powerful psychoactive compounds known as tropane alkaloids. The plant can be brewed as a tea or smoked for its psychoactive effects. However, it is important to note that datura is extremely toxic and can be deadly if consumed or prepared improperly.


Probably less exhaustive than you were hoping for


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: morrowasted]
    #28232416 - 03/16/23 06:13 PM (10 months, 7 days ago)

It helps me understand how the information forms.. I could formulate better questions though!
Thanks for entertaining my prompts ill stop derailing the thread now.

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: NotSheekle] * 5
    #28233341 - 03/17/23 08:02 AM (10 months, 7 days ago)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Patlal] * 7
    #28233397 - 03/17/23 08:38 AM (10 months, 7 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Patlal]
    #28233635 - 03/17/23 12:04 PM (10 months, 7 days ago)

Espresso depresso


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: MonoVision] * 4
    #28233638 - 03/17/23 12:07 PM (10 months, 7 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: dowodenum]
    #28233658 - 03/17/23 12:17 PM (10 months, 7 days ago)

NExt level shit, I like it !


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: InnerWisdom]
    #28233872 - 03/17/23 03:01 PM (10 months, 7 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Tonydanzawillpay] * 1
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: RJ Tubs 202]
    #28233964 - 03/17/23 04:16 PM (10 months, 6 days ago)

:soproud:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: NotSheekle]
    #28234076 - 03/17/23 05:56 PM (10 months, 6 days ago)

:mushroom2:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: MonoVision] * 2
    #28235134 - 03/18/23 02:10 PM (10 months, 6 days ago)
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^^^ press the Play button for an instant diagnosis by Dr Ekberg! :awecid:


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