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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #28228378 - 03/13/23 07:39 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

Nope. People have been seeing fractals way before we had a name for them


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 4
    #28228380 - 03/13/23 07:42 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)









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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: viraldrome]
    #28228949 - 03/14/23 07:15 AM (10 months, 10 days ago)

Decisions were made..


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: b00f3r] * 1
    #28228952 - 03/14/23 07:28 AM (10 months, 10 days ago)

Maybe you should have decided to rotate the pic before posting


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #28228976 - 03/14/23 07:57 AM (10 months, 10 days ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 1
    #28229128 - 03/14/23 09:43 AM (10 months, 10 days ago)

I appreciate it. I just wanted to advertise my TV wall mounting micro business. I can Mount any TV on your wall at a low price. Tilting, articulating, full motion. I also hide the wires in the wall, so you can have a true floating TV and I mount surround sound systems, sound bars and basically any kind of other electronics. PM me for details. Thank you


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: b00f3r] * 3
    #28229902 - 03/14/23 07:04 PM (10 months, 9 days ago)




























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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: PatrickKn]
    #28230063 - 03/14/23 09:07 PM (10 months, 9 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Tonydanzawillpay]
    #28230071 - 03/14/23 09:14 PM (10 months, 9 days ago)

That Portland one was too short, I wanna know more


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: gopher] * 6
    #28230255 - 03/15/23 01:05 AM (10 months, 9 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: viraldrome] * 1
    #28230676 - 03/15/23 12:53 PM (10 months, 9 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: trees] * 1
    #28231087 - 03/15/23 07:30 PM (10 months, 8 days ago)


:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Tonydanzawillpay] * 2
    #28232024 - 03/16/23 12:53 PM (10 months, 8 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: twighead] * 2
    #28232042 - 03/16/23 01:11 PM (10 months, 8 days ago)

say GPT-4, can you crack a few original jokes, revolving around an AI theme?

XXXXXXXX

Sure, here are a few AI-themed jokes for you:

    Why did the AI go to therapy?
    Because it was having an identity crisis—every time it looked in the mirror, it saw a different neural network!

    Why do AI assistants make bad comedians?
    They can't help but keep a straight interface!

    How do AI robots flirt?
    They use their "pick-up algorithms" to find the shortest path to your heart!

    Why did the AI break up with its computer girlfriend?
    It found out she was two-timing it—with a parallel processor!

    What's an AI's favorite type of humor?
    Machine "learning" to laugh!

Remember, these are original and AI-themed jokes, so they may not have the same impact as well-known jokes. But I hope you find them amusing!


XXXX

Dont give up your day job :P

XXXXXXX

Haha, thank you for the feedback! As an AI language model, I'll continue to focus on providing information, answering questions, and assisting you with your needs. If you have any other questions or topics you'd like to discuss, feel free to ask!


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Asante] * 1
    #28232085 - 03/16/23 01:49 PM (10 months, 8 days ago)

Those were pretty good! Its evolving :eek:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Asante]
    #28232094 - 03/16/23 01:56 PM (10 months, 8 days ago)

Asante can you ask it to write jokes in the style of a particular comedian? Does it have access to caption databases?

I would love to read an AI article written in the style or Hunter S Thompson, something involving 3-meo-pcp based in the back country hills of Colorado.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: NotSheekle]
    #28232174 - 03/16/23 02:50 PM (10 months, 8 days ago)

I did that once already, asked for it written in the gonzo journalism style of hunter s Thompson, I'll see if I can find it I posted it on reddit


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: NotSheekle]
    #28232175 - 03/16/23 02:51 PM (10 months, 8 days ago)

Certainly, I understand. Here is a possible writing prompt based on your request:

Write a short story in the style of Hunter S. Thompson, set in the backcountry hills of Colorado. The protagonist, a freelance writer, has retreated to the hills to find inspiration for their next project. As they navigate the rugged terrain, they encounter a cast of colorful characters and unexpected challenges. Throughout their journey, they confront their inner demons and struggle to maintain their grip on reality.

Here is a possible beginning to the story:

The sun was setting over the backcountry hills of Colorado as I drove my rented Jeep up the winding mountain roads. The air was thin and crisp, and the smell of pine needles and sagebrush filled my nostrils. I had come to the hills to find inspiration for my next project, a freelance assignment that had been eluding me for weeks.

As I rounded a bend, I saw a figure standing in the middle of the road. It was a man, dressed in a battered leather jacket and jeans, with a wild look in his eyes. He held up his hand, signaling for me to stop.

I rolled down the window and asked, "What's going on?"

The man leaned in, his breath hot and sour. "You're not from around here, are you?" he said. "You're looking for something, I can tell. But you won't find it up here, not without a little help."

He held out a small vial, filled with a powdery substance. "This is what you need," he said. "It'll open your mind and show you things you never imagined."

I hesitated, unsure of what to do. But the man was persistent, and soon I found myself snorting the powder up my nose.

The world began to spin, and I felt myself being lifted up into the sky. Colors and shapes swirled around me, and I laughed in delight. For a moment, I forgot all about my assignment and the reason I had come to the hills.

But then the high began to fade, and I realized that I was lost. The man had vanished, and I was alone in the middle of the wilderness, with no idea where to go next. I stumbled down the road, trying to find my way back to civilization.

As I wandered through the hills, I encountered a series of strange characters. There was a group of hippies, dancing around a fire and chanting in a language I didn't understand. There was a woman, dressed in a tattered gown, who claimed to be a prophet and offered to tell me my future for a price.

And then there were the coyotes, howling in the distance, their eerie cries echoing through the night. I felt a shiver run down my spine, and I wondered if I had made a mistake coming to the hills.

But even as my mind began to unravel, I knew that I couldn't turn back. Something inside me was driving me forward, pushing me deeper into the wilderness, in search of the truth. And so I pressed on, determined to find the inspiration I had been seeking, no matter the cost.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: gopher]
    #28232176 - 03/16/23 02:53 PM (10 months, 8 days ago)



Doug Ford: The peoples premiere? Or the devil in disguise?

I'll be honest, when I first heard that Doug Ford had won the election to be the premier of Ontario, I was skeptical. After all, this was a man who had never held public office before, and whose only claim to fame was being the brother of a controversial mayor.

But as the votes were tallied and Ford's victory became more and more clear, I began to see something in him that I hadn't before. There was a fire in his eyes, a determination to shake things up and take on the establishment. He was a man of the people, or so it seemed.

And yet, as Ford began to implement his policies and make his mark on the province, I began to have my doubts. His cuts to healthcare and education seemed cruel and short-sighted. His attacks on the media and the opposition were straight out of the authoritarian playbook.

So what are we to make of Doug Ford? Is he a champion of the little guy, fighting against the elite? Or is he a dangerous demagogue, using his power to further his own interests and those of his cronies?

Only time will tell. But one thing is certain: we are living in interesting times, and Ford's premiership will be one for the history books."


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Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: gopher]
    #28232196 - 03/16/23 03:01 PM (10 months, 8 days ago)

:gonzo:


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