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twighead
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: viraldrome] 4
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Simisu
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: twighead] 3
#27720803 - 04/04/22 12:23 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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yes, lame meme but it'll serve for
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Psilimax
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Simisu] 2
#27720833 - 04/04/22 12:44 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe ?
Roberto
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Psilimax
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Psilimax] 2
#27720834 - 04/04/22 12:50 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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WARNING : dirty joke , don’t read !
Three dogs at the veterinary office waiting room , the big old hound dog asked a little Chihuahua what you’re here for a little buddy and he says “man I get so excited when I see my person I piss myself ‘ I guess they’re gonna help me with that here” and the little Chihuahua asked the ole’ hound dog what you’re here for he says “I got me a case of the worms “;and they both look over at the big Doberman and ask him what he’s here for and he says he got a new person and she was out there in the sun naked one day and his red rocket came out and he tried to jump on her and now he’s here they said “oooh “you’re in for it He replied “no I’m just here to get my toenails done” !
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split_by_nine
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Psilimax]
#27720902 - 04/04/22 01:49 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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i dont get it
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gopher
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: split_by_nine] 1
#27720913 - 04/04/22 01:57 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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She liked it except the claws were too sharp
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split_by_nine
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: gopher]
#27720929 - 04/04/22 02:07 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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lame
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Psilimax
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: split_by_nine]
#27721118 - 04/04/22 04:50 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Warned you not to read it . I’ve been a construction worker and dad to two grown humans and I’ve got bad dad jokes for days . Any good Chuck Norris jokes? You know , I witnessed Chuck Norris parallel park a freight train in a shipyard and I heard ghosts and spirits tell Chuck Norris stories round the camp fire . When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet , the ocean gets Chuck Norris. Now that’s lame, I thought my bad dirty joke about zoophilia was kinda funny. This is the most dangerous man in the world is the one who laughs to his own jokes Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah!
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Psilimax
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Psilimax]
#27721121 - 04/04/22 04:52 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Anyone down for a pirate joke?
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Asante
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Psilimax] 2
#27721166 - 04/04/22 05:17 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Psilimax
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Asante] 2
#27721203 - 04/04/22 05:44 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Sooo a young pirate in the crows nest yells to the captain “three merchant ships to port captain “, aye says captain were going to plunder their booty and take all they have prepare for war “fetch me my red shirt in case I should bleed the crew won’t loose confidence and faith in me “ he says to the ensign. The young pirate in the crows nest yells down “ captain, six naval vessels to starboard “ The pirate captain yells to the ensign “ fetch my brown pants “
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Psilimax
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part [Re: Psilimax]
#27721218 - 04/04/22 06:00 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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A Mariner marine and a pirate we’re getting drunk at a bar . The marine said to the pirate “ I’ve been on the sea my entire life and I’m a whole man and you , you’re missing an eye a hand and your leg . What the hell happened to you .” The old pirate responded” I’ll tell you lad , when I was a young pirate I fell into shark infested water with a cut ankle and sharks took me leg , I got me oak peg leg then and in later years we were plundering booty and I lost me hand to a cutlass in a sword fight . I got the hook placed after that tragic day . “ The marine asked “and how about your eye ? “ the old prate said “ ‘‘twas the great albatross shat upon me face “ “ how on earth did you loose an eye from birds shit “ the marine asked. “Laddy “ the pirate muttered “ ‘‘twas my first day with the hook “
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part [Re: Psilimax]
#27721233 - 04/04/22 06:07 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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A maritime mariner marine?
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Sugabearcrisp
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part [Re: Psilimax] 2
#27721235 - 04/04/22 06:08 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Shiithead
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
#27721324 - 04/04/22 07:30 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Patlal
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part [Re: Shiithead] 6
#27722178 - 04/05/22 03:05 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part [Re: Patlal] 2
#27722428 - 04/05/22 07:04 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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The only thing that literally made me LOL in a week.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Patlal] 2
#27722598 - 04/05/22 09:07 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 3
#27722786 - 04/06/22 01:42 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: viraldrome] 2
#27723504 - 04/06/22 04:36 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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