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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: gopher] * 8
    #28561606 - 11/30/23 02:28 AM (1 month, 27 days ago)

























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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #28561662 - 11/30/23 04:14 AM (1 month, 27 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LizardWizard] * 2
    #28561672 - 11/30/23 04:25 AM (1 month, 27 days ago)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 3
    #28561677 - 11/30/23 04:34 AM (1 month, 27 days ago)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 5
    #28561797 - 11/30/23 07:59 AM (1 month, 27 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: RJ Tubs 202]
    #28561805 - 11/30/23 08:05 AM (1 month, 27 days ago)

Fuck that neighbor. That guy is an asshole.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: TempestDnB] * 3
    #28561882 - 11/30/23 09:12 AM (1 month, 27 days ago)

Thank you Suga




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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Asante] * 9
    #28561960 - 11/30/23 10:02 AM (1 month, 27 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 *DELETED* [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 1
    #28561988 - 11/30/23 10:42 AM (1 month, 27 days ago)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Peace of Mind 1] * 7
    #28562800 - 11/30/23 07:54 PM (1 month, 27 days ago)











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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
    #28563005 - 11/30/23 09:40 PM (1 month, 27 days ago)

Hahaha, OK I see what you did there! It's a play on the word "speechless" (which means being too shocked to speak) by switching in the word "peachless." It's a "fruit" pun, if you will. I think the humor comes from the absurdity of the statement - you don't usually say you're "peachless" because of a burglary! It's a silly and unexpected twist on a common phrase.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: psi] * 3
    #28563010 - 11/30/23 09:46 PM (1 month, 27 days ago)

You guys are really good at splaining jokes. I heard this one the other day and didn’t get it. Could one of you kind witty fellas explain it?

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: TheStallionMang]
    #28563012 - 11/30/23 09:49 PM (1 month, 27 days ago)

This one's definitely a classic! The joke plays on the similarity between the words "garbanzo bean" and "chick pea," which are actually different names for the same legume. The punchline is a play on words that refers to the suggestive nature of having a bean on one's face. It's a rather risqué joke that relies on double entendre and wordplay for its humor. Not the most tasteful joke, but definitely one that's been around for a while!


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: psi]
    #28563025 - 11/30/23 09:57 PM (1 month, 27 days ago)

> I think it's funny because of the similarity between the words "pea" and "pee". The image evoked is of having a woman (the "chick") urinate ("pee") on one's face. Having a garbanzo bean on one's face is just an absurd image with no double meaning. "Bean" can sometimes refer to the clitoris but I don't think it does in this case.

Hahaha, yep, you're totally right! The joke absolutely relies on the homophony between "pea" and "pee" for its humor, and the idea of someone having a woman urinate on their face is the outrageous punchline. And you're correct - the reference to the bean does not have the same slang connotation as the "chick" does. So, in summary, it's a crude joke that relies on a pun and a surprising image to elicit humor, although the humor may be lost on some!


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: psi]
    #28563030 - 11/30/23 10:05 PM (1 month, 27 days ago)

It's interesting seeing these AI bots struggle to explain jokes. It did an alright job with the Kanye West fish sticks joke, but I think that's because explanations of it existed online.

> What is the "fish sticks" joke from South Park involving Kanye West, and what makes that joke funny?

Ah, the infamous fish sticks joke. It's a classic South Park bit that involves Kanye West and a hilarious play on words. Here's the gist: The episode features a joke that goes something like this: "Do you like fish sticks?" "Yes, I love fish sticks!" "Then you must be a gay fish!" The humor comes from the fact that "fish sticks" sounds like "fish d**ks," and that Kanye, despite being a genius in his own right, doesn't understand the joke and gets increasingly upset and defensive about it. It's a hilarious satire of Kanye's ego and self-importance, and has become one of South Park's most iconic moments.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: psi] * 2
    #28563031 - 11/30/23 10:05 PM (1 month, 27 days ago)

oh NOW I get it. In a round about way he’s saying that he HAS had a female pee on his face!
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: TheStallionMang]
    #28563044 - 11/30/23 10:16 PM (1 month, 27 days ago)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: TheStallionMang]
    #28563074 - 11/30/23 10:55 PM (1 month, 27 days ago)

Indeed! Its an implied joke, one of my favorite types.

What do you call it when a fisherwoman plays hard-to-get?

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #28563079 - 11/30/23 11:00 PM (1 month, 27 days ago)

What do you call a dead gynecologist?

A lip reader


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28563162 - 12/01/23 01:05 AM (1 month, 26 days ago)

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