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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Janus62] * 2
    #28558042 - 11/27/23 07:30 AM (1 month, 30 days ago)




I listen to this song whenever I jerk it to Shrek


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 5
    #28558105 - 11/27/23 08:55 AM (1 month, 30 days ago)







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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: viraldrome] * 7
    #28558698 - 11/27/23 06:21 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: trees] * 9
    #28558756 - 11/27/23 07:13 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

What do you think about the movie Constipation?


Ah wait, it hasn't come out yet :cookiemonster:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: huey.bluey] * 1
    #28558965 - 11/27/23 10:52 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

I laughed so hard I farted.
https://files.shroomery.org/files/23-48/108757782-lmao.jpg (First pic from Huey - cheers man, greatstart to the day.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Janus62]
    #28559142 - 11/28/23 06:52 AM (1 month, 29 days ago)

I remember the day I was studying quantum physics and decided to quit. I was up there doing math and suddenly was just like "fuck this shit I'm gonna be a stripper"


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: imachavel]
    #28559144 - 11/28/23 06:54 AM (1 month, 29 days ago)

Oh wait did I just admit that shit? :awesketch:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: imachavel] * 6
    #28559342 - 11/28/23 11:16 AM (1 month, 29 days ago)

Will move my corny jokes here.


I cannot believe someone broke in and stole all of my fruit last night..
I'm absolutely peachless!


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: birdeatingspider] * 5
    #28559403 - 11/28/23 12:11 PM (1 month, 29 days ago)

Lmao The phrase "I'm absolutely peachless" sounds like "I'm absolutely speechless," which is a common expression used when someone is shocked or surprised. In this case, the humor comes from the pun on "peachless," making it seem like the person is without peaches (a type of fruit) instead of being without words due to the shocking incident of a break-in.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
    #28559409 - 11/28/23 12:15 PM (1 month, 29 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: birdeatingspider] * 1
    #28559629 - 11/28/23 03:40 PM (1 month, 29 days ago)

For a minute there, I thought that joke couldn't get any more lame, but in came Powdered_Toastman and proved me wrong.

The grounded kid one was good though.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LizardWizard]
    #28559637 - 11/28/23 03:43 PM (1 month, 29 days ago)

the best things in life can be fingerd with your smeller


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LizardWizard] * 1
    #28559697 - 11/28/23 04:14 PM (1 month, 29 days ago)

LizardWizard said:
For a minute there, I thought that joke couldn't get any more lame, but in came Powdered_Toastman and proved me wrong.






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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 2
    #28560065 - 11/28/23 08:24 PM (1 month, 29 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: TheStallionMang] * 11
    #28560242 - 11/29/23 01:15 AM (1 month, 28 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Yahra] * 3
    #28560243 - 11/29/23 01:18 AM (1 month, 28 days ago)

What do you call a dude that spanks his dolphin after a dank bong rip?

A weed wacker.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #28560367 - 11/29/23 06:31 AM (1 month, 28 days ago)

Why didn’t princess Leia reveal where the rebel base was?



Because if she did. She would be baseless.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Patlal] * 8
    #28560415 - 11/29/23 07:25 AM (1 month, 28 days ago)











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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: viraldrome] * 4
    #28560426 - 11/29/23 07:34 AM (1 month, 28 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 1
    #28560877 - 11/29/23 02:30 PM (1 month, 28 days ago)



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