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Powdered_Toastman



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Janus62] 2
#28558042 - 11/27/23 07:30 AM (1 month, 30 days ago) |
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I listen to this song whenever I jerk it to Shrek
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: viraldrome] 7
#28558698 - 11/27/23 06:21 PM (1 month, 30 days ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: trees] 9
#28558756 - 11/27/23 07:13 PM (1 month, 30 days ago) |
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What do you think about the movie Constipation?
Ah wait, it hasn't come out yet
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Janus62
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: huey.bluey] 1
#28558965 - 11/27/23 10:52 PM (1 month, 30 days ago) |
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I laughed so hard I farted. https://files.shroomery.org/files/23-48/108757782-lmao.jpg (First pic from Huey - cheers man, greatstart to the day.
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imachavel
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Janus62]
#28559142 - 11/28/23 06:52 AM (1 month, 29 days ago) |
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I remember the day I was studying quantum physics and decided to quit. I was up there doing math and suddenly was just like "fuck this shit I'm gonna be a stripper"
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imachavel
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: imachavel]
#28559144 - 11/28/23 06:54 AM (1 month, 29 days ago) |
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Oh wait did I just admit that shit?
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birdeatingspider
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: imachavel] 6
#28559342 - 11/28/23 11:16 AM (1 month, 29 days ago) |
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Will move my corny jokes here.
I cannot believe someone broke in and stole all of my fruit last night.. I'm absolutely peachless!
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Powdered_Toastman



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Lmao The phrase "I'm absolutely peachless" sounds like "I'm absolutely speechless," which is a common expression used when someone is shocked or surprised. In this case, the humor comes from the pun on "peachless," making it seem like the person is without peaches (a type of fruit) instead of being without words due to the shocking incident of a break-in.
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For a minute there, I thought that joke couldn't get any more lame, but in came Powdered_Toastman and proved me wrong.
The grounded kid one was good though.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LizardWizard]
#28559637 - 11/28/23 03:43 PM (1 month, 29 days ago) |
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the best things in life can be fingerd with your smeller
Edited by huey.bluey (11/28/23 03:44 PM)
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Powdered_Toastman



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LizardWizard] 1
#28559697 - 11/28/23 04:14 PM (1 month, 29 days ago) |
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LizardWizard said: For a minute there, I thought that joke couldn't get any more lame, but in came Powdered_Toastman and proved me wrong.
-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: TheStallionMang] 11
#28560242 - 11/29/23 01:15 AM (1 month, 28 days ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Yahra] 3
#28560243 - 11/29/23 01:18 AM (1 month, 28 days ago) |
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What do you call a dude that spanks his dolphin after a dank bong rip?
A weed wacker.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#28560367 - 11/29/23 06:31 AM (1 month, 28 days ago) |
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Why didnβt princess Leia reveal where the rebel base was?
Because if she did. She would be baseless.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Patlal] 8
#28560415 - 11/29/23 07:25 AM (1 month, 28 days ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: viraldrome] 4
#28560426 - 11/29/23 07:34 AM (1 month, 28 days ago) |
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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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