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LizardWizard
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
#28546461 - 11/17/23 12:23 PM (2 months, 9 days ago) |
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Northerner, the only cures for other people's animals are earplugs or moving vans.
There's other people with roos in the hood here too, but I only hear mine loudest, the others are further away.
My neighbor wants to get chickens too, I think he'll get them next spring, and he wants a rooster too.
I'm already dreading the fact I'm not allowed to kill his rooster should he become an obnoxious night crower.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LizardWizard] 3
#28546530 - 11/17/23 01:58 PM (2 months, 9 days ago) |
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I reckon it'll be easier to shoot it with a bow than run over it with a van, probably attract less attention at 3am as well.
Jokes aside, these neighbours are new. They haven't done a summer here yet so likely don't understand the environment. If they leave it out at night to make a racket like that when it warms up the snakes will take it. It's just a matter of time.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Northerner]
#28546547 - 11/17/23 02:13 PM (2 months, 9 days ago) |
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We have chickens the rooster crows in the morning
Someone on the other street mine crosses also has at least a rooster, I hear it crow when I'm out early in the morning
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LizardWizard
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: gopher] 2
#28546768 - 11/17/23 04:32 PM (2 months, 9 days ago) |
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There's roosters all around here really. In spring and summertime you can start to hear them crow between 3 and 4 AM and if you're awake with the window cracked you'll hear them from miles away coming closer each crow until it reaches your own coop, then away it goes again the other side until it starts all over again. Not always in the same direction either.
I don't usually have an issue with it but when there's 2 of em constantly egging each other on it can be a real menace.
When I was 6 I accidentally chased a chicken out of a pasture under a speeding tractor. I thought if I ran faster I could catch it, but had I been a little faster, or the tractor 2 seconds later, it would have been me that went from tall to small in a glitch.
I've never again seen a chicken that flat, neither before nor after.
And I was also scared of tractors for about a year afterwards.
The same pasture I chased that chicken out of housed a horse a year before. When I was playing outside with an umbrella on a sunny day opening and closing it, the horse, a prized animal belonging to a national champion horse rider that lived on our street, well, it basically got spooked by my repeated opening and closing of the umbrella (I had no idea I was spooking him) and he jolted off, got his hind leg stuck in the fencing wire (though not really wire, it's this type of strong woven band with electrical wires in it that's used for horse pastures, with electricity on it), making him panic even more, so he just kept running, breaking off fence pole after fence pole dragging the whole fence behind him as he took off running onto the street and into town.
That horse had a loooong revalidation period.
My dad saw it happening and he immediately told me to never tell anyone I was playing with that umbrella.
And until now I never did.
Oh wait, this is the funnies thread. This ain't meant as a joke nor do I think it's funny. Just a true story I wanted to share.
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Edited by LizardWizard (11/17/23 04:49 PM)
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LizardWizard] 2
#28546790 - 11/17/23 04:48 PM (2 months, 9 days ago) |
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I bought some noise cancelling headphones. One of the best purchases I've ever made. Can't hear West neighbor's chickens. Can't hear East neighbor's dogs. Highly recommend
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GenesisCorrupted
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: GenericHero]
#28546979 - 11/17/23 07:20 PM (2 months, 9 days ago) |
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Bose?
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Patlal] 6
#28548310 - 11/18/23 06:29 PM (2 months, 8 days ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Patlal] 12
#28548621 - 11/18/23 11:18 PM (2 months, 7 days ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: viraldrome]
#28548624 - 11/18/23 11:20 PM (2 months, 7 days ago) |
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Second pic got me so fucking bad. Omg Lol(laughs harder)
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Asante
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#FF0000 are red #0000FF are blue everything has a hexcode so seriously, #FFFFFF you
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Asante] 5
#28551864 - 11/21/23 05:34 PM (2 months, 5 days ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: doolhoofd] 1
#28552340 - 11/22/23 01:36 AM (2 months, 4 days ago) |
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That's such a boomer comic
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: mongo lloyd] 3
#28552346 - 11/22/23 01:48 AM (2 months, 4 days ago) |
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Asante
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#28552382 - 11/22/23 04:28 AM (2 months, 4 days ago) |
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I wish europe did that with our rupees.
On our bills are european monuments that dont exist so no country feels left out. Seriously.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Asante] 1
#28552552 - 11/22/23 08:29 AM (2 months, 4 days ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: Asante] 4
#28553184 - 11/22/23 07:18 PM (2 months, 4 days ago) |
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"I understand that I been driving under the motherfuckin influence but I understand that i wasn't also driving"
"What pryscical maformance test?"
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LizardWizard
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If you ain't closin yo eyes why do I gotta close mine? Are you gonna close you eyes?
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 8 [Re: LizardWizard] 3
#28553624 - 11/23/23 07:26 AM (2 months, 3 days ago) |
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