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Offlinetrippysmurf
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Post yer funnies
    #2765966 - 06/05/04 01:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

We need more good jokes coming through so I started a new thread.  I'll kick it off.  Hope it doesn't offend anyone.

Adam and Eve just got done having sex for the very first time.  Adam was kickin' back relaxing, and God came down to talk to Adam.

"So Adam, how was it?" asked God.

"Oh, God, it was incredible.  It was everything you said it would be.  I couldn't ask for anything more."  Adam replied.

"hey, no problem.  But, where's Eve?"

"Oh, she's just down by the river washing up."

God says in frustration, "aw SHIT!  Now I'm NEVER gonna get that smell out of the fish!"  :thumbup:


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I like your Christ, but I do not like Christians - they are so unlike Christ. -Gandhi


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: Post yer funnies [Re: trippysmurf]
    #2766061 - 06/05/04 02:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Sorry I don't have any jokes, but yours was funny!


  :rotfl:


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.


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OfflineKingkole
im not a noob...im a a doob

Registered: 11/30/03
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Re: Post yer funnies [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #2767618 - 06/06/04 12:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Bleh im not up to typing like 3 pages worth of jokes.
hers a quickie.
What do ya call two lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.


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OfflinePanamaFred
no sense of perspective

Registered: 12/01/03
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Re: Post yer funnies [Re: trippysmurf]
    #2767704 - 06/06/04 12:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Why did the airplane crash??????
>>>>>
<<<<
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THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!!!!!!


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OfflineBubblerBoy
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Registered: 01/27/04
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Re: Post yer funnies [Re: PanamaFred]
    #2767792 - 06/06/04 01:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter, bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."


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