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 I bought an erotic massage 
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What an odd name for a prostitute, I was expecting like a mosusse with a handjob, but like I could have banged this chick for 200 dollars, and massage expert she was not, it was like rub expert
It was 50 for the base massage, and I payed 100 for thw body sliding and touching, so like 150
Thw happy ending put me on cloud nine for the rest of the day, and I hope I still feel great for the rest of the week, but what I didnt expect was how much I craved just a female touch, even if there was no happy ending, I would have left feeling better, I broke up with my ex a couple years ago, and the only physical contact we had after that was ocassional hugs
Would do again, and will be back in the area jan 14, so ill see what I do then
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It was a cis gender woman, her vagina actuaฤบly stared back at me! (Eye tattos)
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If you really crave a womans touch start dating/treat a woman to more than just sex
What we want more than to be touched is a Good meal in a calming/safe enviroment (so learn how to cook)
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If you really crave a womans touch start dating/treat a woman to more than just sex
What we want more than to be touched is a Good meal in a calming/safe enviroment (so learn how to cook)
Im in no position to date, I cant even manage my own life now, never mind trying to bring someone into it, I also rather enjoyed the business transaction aspect of it, I got my half hour of lust in, no ones feelings were hurt, theres no expectations once I walked out the door, the transaction was complete
This morning im going to communicate with Asmodeus about the appropriate use of lust
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27573184 - 12/08/21 04:59 AM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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gopher said:
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oursoulsinmotion said:
If you really crave a womans touch start dating/treat a woman to more than just sex
What we want more than to be touched is a Good meal in a calming/safe enviroment (so learn how to cook)
Im in no position to date, I cant even manage my own life now, never mind trying to bring someone into it, I also rather enjoyed the business transaction aspect of it, I got my half hour of lust in, no ones feelings were hurt, theres no expectations once I walked out the door, the transaction was complete
This morning im going to communicate with Asmodeus about the appropriate use of lust
Ive been an escort for all kinds of ppl, both man & woman alike
You cant or you just dont Want to? ๐
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27573196 - 12/08/21 05:13 AM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Then don't date. The world is ripe with people looking for irresponsible sex. Especially if you're open about your preferences.
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You cant or you just dont Want to? ๐
TLC Scrubs, im the definition, I still live in my moms basement, living off the system, Im a recovered drug addict and recovering sex,love,fantasy addict, codependant, and validation seeker
having a gf would just erase me from program, I would start trying to shove the girl in my God shaped hole, I will try spending more and more time with them ignoring everything else, having a partner is just not something I can do right now
I can cook a few meals though, I love making chicken soup from bones
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#27579428 - 12/12/21 11:24 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Body sliding, sounds like NURU. I used to watch Japanese NURU lesbian videos back in the day. Good times....
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
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gopher said:
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oursoulsinmotion said:
You cant or you just dont Want to? ๐
TLC Scrubs, im the definition, I still live in my moms basement, living off the system, Im a recovered drug addict and recovering sex,love,fantasy addict, codependant, and validation seeker
having a gf would just erase me from program, I would start trying to shove the girl in my God shaped hole, I will try spending more and more time with them ignoring everything else, having a partner is just not something I can do right now
I can cook a few meals though, I love making chicken soup from bones
Grow up
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27595429 - 12/26/21 04:58 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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gopher said:
What an odd name for a prostitute, I was expecting like a mosusse with a handjob, but like I could have banged this chick for 200 dollars, and massage expert she was not, it was like rub expert
It was 50 for the base massage, and I payed 100 for thw body sliding and touching, so like 150
Thw happy ending put me on cloud nine for the rest of the day, and I hope I still feel great for the rest of the week, but what I didnt expect was how much I craved just a female touch, even if there was no happy ending, I would have left feeling better, I broke up with my ex a couple years ago, and the only physical contact we had after that was ocassional hugs
Would do again, and will be back in the area jan 14, so ill see what I do then
You paid 150 for an old fashioned? Are you 609 lbs?
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: vandago]
#27595439 - 12/26/21 05:06 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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It was 50 for the half-hour and hj, and I played an extra 100 for the nude body sliding and touching, 180 could have gotten me a bj, 200 fucking
It was worth every penny of the 150, I liked her, and I hadnt had contact like that for 2 years prior, for various reasons
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27595440 - 12/26/21 05:08 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Iโm just saying your overpaying, not that you didnโt enjoy connecting with a hooker.
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oursoulsinmotion said:
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gopher said:
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oursoulsinmotion said:
You cant or you just dont Want to? ๐
TLC Scrubs, im the definition, I still live in my moms basement, living off the system, Im a recovered drug addict and recovering sex,love,fantasy addict, codependant, and validation seeker
having a gf would just erase me from program, I would start trying to shove the girl in my God shaped hole, I will try spending more and more time with them ignoring everything else, having a partner is just not something I can do right now
I can cook a few meals though, I love making chicken soup from bones
Grow up
Take your own advice sir ma'am.
You don't know gopher. You clearly don't have an issue with transactional sex.
There is nothing wrong with a person wanting to work on themselves and feel good about themselves before pursuing romantic involvement with another person.
They're not complaining about not being able to find anyone, they are sharing an experience they had.
Go drink a glass of water.
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oursoulsinmotion said:
You cant or you just dont Want to? ๐
TLC Scrubs, im the definition, I still live in my moms basement, living off the system, Im a recovered drug addict and recovering sex,love,fantasy addict, codependant, and validation seeker
having a gf would just erase me from program, I would start trying to shove the girl in my God shaped hole, I will try spending more and more time with them ignoring everything else, having a partner is just not something I can do right now
I can cook a few meals though, I love making chicken soup from bones
Grow up
Dude is way more honest about his issues than most adults I know. Seems fairly grown up to me.
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
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I've always kinda wanted to go to one of those ranches in nevada, mainly for the novelty, but man are they expensive. Makes what gopher got seem like a deal. I would have gone ahead and paid for the sex personally. Never banged a hooker before though, so don't know how it actually compares.
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Grow up
Dude is way more honest about his issues than most adults I know. Seems fairly grown up to me.
Hes old enough to pay to play but still milking the system by living @ his moms That is what i was refering to
Honesty is no excuse,
Any fella can dish on his situation online doesnt make them mature , If anything they come off as lazy/a chron time waster If Not Willing to Change
Not a fan of those ,
and pretty sure the lady knew this as well hence why he got hardly a touch at the goods
Canada produces A Lot of pussy ass motherfuckers , no doubt .
I had a very generous client once fly me out to Vegas to look after his Autistic son
(He had his own IT company)
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I have multiple behavioral addictions that caused me to waste the last 10 years, I am starting to slowly change, starting with upgrading to a full license so I can drive, my first day of driving school is on the fourth
My game plan is to get my life together over the next 12ish months, and get back to Toronto, the tail I chased for the last 10 years is probably the only reason I'm still here, on a couple different levels lol
And there's obviously privileges living with my parents, but I do pay rent here, I'm not 100% milking that
What do you mean I hardly got a touch of the goods, I got what I played for, if anything she seemed disappointed when I wasn't so into touching her, but I'm really subby, I'm into the girl taking charge and being the dom
How are you going to generalize a whole country, at least we don't storm the capitol, well probably cause Alberta is so far from Ottawa lol
I think your generous client is the weirdo bringing an escort into family life, like I get if you have a +1 to an event you need to fill out, but getting a escort to play mommy?
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27602643 - 01/01/22 04:11 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not to mention I dropped my life savings, 26k, into my parents property tax, cause they never payed that shit
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Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.
My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy
Edited by gopher (01/01/22 04:12 PM)
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