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I bought an erotic massage
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What an odd name for a prostitute, I was expecting like a mosusse with a handjob, but like I could have banged this chick for 200 dollars, and massage expert she was not, it was like rub expert
It was 50 for the base massage, and I payed 100 for thw body sliding and touching, so like 150
Thw happy ending put me on cloud nine for the rest of the day, and I hope I still feel great for the rest of the week, but what I didnt expect was how much I craved just a female touch, even if there was no happy ending, I would have left feeling better, I broke up with my ex a couple years ago, and the only physical contact we had after that was ocassional hugs
Would do again, and will be back in the area jan 14, so ill see what I do then
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It was a cis gender woman, her vagina actuaΔΊly stared back at me! (Eye tattos)
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If you really crave a womans touch start dating/treat a woman to more than just sex What we want more than to be touched is a Good meal in a calming/safe enviroment (so learn how to cook)
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oursoulsinmotion said: If you really crave a womans touch start dating/treat a woman to more than just sex What we want more than to be touched is a Good meal in a calming/safe enviroment (so learn how to cook)
Im in no position to date, I cant even manage my own life now, never mind trying to bring someone into it, I also rather enjoyed the business transaction aspect of it, I got my half hour of lust in, no ones feelings were hurt, theres no expectations once I walked out the door, the transaction was complete
This morning im going to communicate with Asmodeus about the appropriate use of lust
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
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oursoulsinmotion said: If you really crave a womans touch start dating/treat a woman to more than just sex What we want more than to be touched is a Good meal in a calming/safe enviroment (so learn how to cook)
Im in no position to date, I cant even manage my own life now, never mind trying to bring someone into it, I also rather enjoyed the business transaction aspect of it, I got my half hour of lust in, no ones feelings were hurt, theres no expectations once I walked out the door, the transaction was complete
This morning im going to communicate with Asmodeus about the appropriate use of lust

Ive been an escort for all kinds of ppl, both man & woman alike You cant or you just dont Want to? π
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27573196 - 12/08/21 05:13 AM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Then don't date. The world is ripe with people looking for irresponsible sex. Especially if you're open about your preferences.
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TLC Scrubs, im the definition, I still live in my moms basement, living off the system, Im a recovered drug addict and recovering sex,love,fantasy addict, codependant, and validation seeker
having a gf would just erase me from program, I would start trying to shove the girl in my God shaped hole, I will try spending more and more time with them ignoring everything else, having a partner is just not something I can do right now
I can cook a few meals though, I love making chicken soup from bones
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Body sliding, sounds like NURU. I used to watch Japanese NURU lesbian videos back in the day. Good times....
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
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oursoulsinmotion said: You cant or you just dont Want to? π
TLC Scrubs, im the definition, I still live in my moms basement, living off the system, Im a recovered drug addict and recovering sex,love,fantasy addict, codependant, and validation seeker
having a gf would just erase me from program, I would start trying to shove the girl in my God shaped hole, I will try spending more and more time with them ignoring everything else, having a partner is just not something I can do right now
I can cook a few meals though, I love making chicken soup from bones
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27595429 - 12/26/21 04:58 PM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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gopher said: What an odd name for a prostitute, I was expecting like a mosusse with a handjob, but like I could have banged this chick for 200 dollars, and massage expert she was not, it was like rub expert
It was 50 for the base massage, and I payed 100 for thw body sliding and touching, so like 150
Thw happy ending put me on cloud nine for the rest of the day, and I hope I still feel great for the rest of the week, but what I didnt expect was how much I craved just a female touch, even if there was no happy ending, I would have left feeling better, I broke up with my ex a couple years ago, and the only physical contact we had after that was ocassional hugs
Would do again, and will be back in the area jan 14, so ill see what I do then
You paid 150 for an old fashioned? Are you 609 lbs?
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: vandago]
#27595439 - 12/26/21 05:06 PM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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It was 50 for the half-hour and hj, and I played an extra 100 for the nude body sliding and touching, 180 could have gotten me a bj, 200 fucking
It was worth every penny of the 150, I liked her, and I hadnt had contact like that for 2 years prior, for various reasons
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27595440 - 12/26/21 05:08 PM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Iβm just saying your overpaying, not that you didnβt enjoy connecting with a hooker.
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oursoulsinmotion said: You cant or you just dont Want to? π
TLC Scrubs, im the definition, I still live in my moms basement, living off the system, Im a recovered drug addict and recovering sex,love,fantasy addict, codependant, and validation seeker
having a gf would just erase me from program, I would start trying to shove the girl in my God shaped hole, I will try spending more and more time with them ignoring everything else, having a partner is just not something I can do right now
I can cook a few meals though, I love making chicken soup from bones
Grow up
Take your own advice sir ma'am.
You don't know gopher. You clearly don't have an issue with transactional sex.
There is nothing wrong with a person wanting to work on themselves and feel good about themselves before pursuing romantic involvement with another person.
They're not complaining about not being able to find anyone, they are sharing an experience they had.
Go drink a glass of water.
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oursoulsinmotion said: You cant or you just dont Want to? π
TLC Scrubs, im the definition, I still live in my moms basement, living off the system, Im a recovered drug addict and recovering sex,love,fantasy addict, codependant, and validation seeker
having a gf would just erase me from program, I would start trying to shove the girl in my God shaped hole, I will try spending more and more time with them ignoring everything else, having a partner is just not something I can do right now
I can cook a few meals though, I love making chicken soup from bones
Grow up
Dude is way more honest about his issues than most adults I know. Seems fairly grown up to me.
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
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I've always kinda wanted to go to one of those ranches in nevada, mainly for the novelty, but man are they expensive. Makes what gopher got seem like a deal. I would have gone ahead and paid for the sex personally. Never banged a hooker before though, so don't know how it actually compares.
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Dude is way more honest about his issues than most adults I know. Seems fairly grown up to me.
Hes old enough to pay to play but still milking the system by living @ his moms That is what i was refering to
Honesty is no excuse, Any fella can dish on his situation online doesnt make them mature , If anything they come off as lazy/a chron time waster If Not Willing to Change
Not a fan of those , and pretty sure the lady knew this as well hence why he got hardly a touch at the goods
Canada produces A Lot of pussy ass motherfuckers , no doubt .
I had a very generous client once fly me out to Vegas to look after his Autistic son (He had his own IT company)
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I have multiple behavioral addictions that caused me to waste the last 10 years, I am starting to slowly change, starting with upgrading to a full license so I can drive, my first day of driving school is on the fourth
My game plan is to get my life together over the next 12ish months, and get back to Toronto, the tail I chased for the last 10 years is probably the only reason I'm still here, on a couple different levels lol
And there's obviously privileges living with my parents, but I do pay rent here, I'm not 100% milking that
What do you mean I hardly got a touch of the goods, I got what I played for, if anything she seemed disappointed when I wasn't so into touching her, but I'm really subby, I'm into the girl taking charge and being the dom
How are you going to generalize a whole country, at least we don't storm the capitol, well probably cause Alberta is so far from Ottawa lol
I think your generous client is the weirdo bringing an escort into family life, like I get if you have a +1 to an event you need to fill out, but getting a escort to play mommy?
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
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Not to mention I dropped my life savings, 26k, into my parents property tax, cause they never payed that shit
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oursoulsinmotion said: Hes old enough to pay to play but still milking the system by living @ his moms
The system has no excuse.
The amount of wage needed to buy a house today versus 40 years ago is ridiculous.
If wages are disappearing and rent is going up how the hell are young people supposed to save? Rent in most cities in the US is now over $1000 at most professionally-managed places. Usually $1400 or more. In some cities $2000 or more. I'm not sure if it's different in Canada but probably not. Rental companies collude to keep prices high like a cartel.
I find it so ridiculous that people take 'living at parents' like an insult. That's called building multi-generational wealth and living standards. It's called the young cooperating with the old. Every society does this; nobles from all countries 'lived with their parents'.
The other option besides living with family is to give money to a rental company that will screw you out of most of one's salary and build no equity. I call that wasteful. Young people would love to develop the equity to buy homes; how can they do that while the rental cartels keep screwing them and raising prices?
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: nooneman]
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nooneman said: I've always kinda wanted to go to one of those ranches in nevada, mainly for the novelty, but man are they expensive. Makes what gopher got seem like a deal. I would have gone ahead and paid for the sex personally. Never banged a hooker before though, so don't know how it actually compares.
Amsterdam was cheap AF when I went there. And after you blow your load there are coffeeshops and bars everywhere instead of just desert. At first I was like I'm just going to do it once just so i can say i did. Then I saw another one who i thought freaking hot so i did her. Then I was like I always wanted to fuck a black chick. It was like a week of that. One i went in said "wow i wish i had some coke" and she made one call and a delivery was there in 10 minutes. It was more like a party then an appointment with a hooker.
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: viraldrome]
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Yea I got tired of playinh mommy to these Very grown "Adult men" Sure I wore baller clothes/the finest of everything but deep down I was lonely AF.
I was paid mad decent for tht lAST TRIP to Vegas though & I miss the money Hence why I blocked gopher cause I know I could bleed that fella dry
Dude is beyond easy HAHAH!!
Now I have 1 phone , 1 laptop & 2 legs Im good
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10 years is nothing I know fellas 30+ years in THE GAME. Dudes who have put young cats thru college , paid for cars, apartments houses, you name it..... 60+ women in their lifetime (granted these dudes are 70+ in age) I had a few offers of that lifestyle as wellm, turned em all down a book @ the library is easier
Na Im good.
And yea Ive sucked dick for a job TRUST ME WEHN I SAY YOUVE NEVER HAD A BAD JOB 9-5 IDC.
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It was never abt feminism or anti Anything , I tried to keep politics out of it but I guess 85% of my clients were Married & Republicans .
The women very classy & always kind w what they gave (the fellas also ) I have no hard feelings towards them Just wish they would have found their "healing " thru other avenues
I had 1 client who told his wife & It secretly turned her own so he started bringing me along on fam trips because she Couldnt stand her inlaws And I was somehow her Escape *shrugz
It goes down to this day , its a lifestyle .
Tht one kid I took care of was 35 & had autism really bad , big time into DMX & Paul Wall . But I had to help him take a shower (yea , I had to pull back&wash his uncircumsized cottage cheese dick) So there was that.
But I did it w Love (While his real momma was strung out on crack somehwhere in NYC) And thts what matters .
Love. (And money) Hah! π₯π₯π
Everything is a give/take relationship, Everything !!
Ive had to file restraining orders against 3 fellas who Couldnt take No for a logical answer when their money outweighed their sadistic requests (beyong pervy went right to Abuseland π) (They were Leos except 1, A Puerto Rican Sagg.)
Almost everything we did wws under assumed names , so it made it interesting when I tried looking up their real ID (PIs are a godsend! If u can afford them )
One fella wanted me to deep throat a double ended dildo because he saw Sasha Grey do it in a porno video (I will never trash the porn industry , it exists Just like anything, it had a function But dudes Constantly want to live That fantasy of being a porn star).
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The entire time I would travel I kept a locket w my mommas HS grad pic & a stuffed bear my dad got me when i was little for Christmas
The kindest clinet I had was an 82 yr old gentlemen from San Diego who wanted to take me places because I looked alike to his daughter who got killed in a car accident Years back He would buy me clothes tht he thought she would like, everything was matching & in her fave colours Even though he was well off he'd go down to Mexico for dental work (Yes , you rly Can get good work/charged for less than here in the US & if lucky you can return unscathed & w a beach tan to match )
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Ive always thought being a sex worker would be rough because you'd get all these fat gross losers for clients.
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: asterix]
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Probably, I'm fat and I went to one, but some people like fat people
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soulsinmotion you still working?
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
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This morning im going to communicate with Asmodeus about the appropriate use of lust
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I believe he's making a joke based on occult practices of the use of sigils .
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