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 gopher
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 I bought an erotic massage 
#27571882 - 12/06/21 11:24 PM (1 month, 19 days ago) |
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What an odd name for a prostitute, I was expecting like a mosusse with a handjob, but like I could have banged this chick for 200 dollars, and massage expert she was not, it was like rub expert
It was 50 for the base massage, and I payed 100 for thw body sliding and touching, so like 150
Thw happy ending put me on cloud nine for the rest of the day, and I hope I still feel great for the rest of the week, but what I didnt expect was how much I craved just a female touch, even if there was no happy ending, I would have left feeling better, I broke up with my ex a couple years ago, and the only physical contact we had after that was ocassional hugs
Would do again, and will be back in the area jan 14, so ill see what I do then
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27571912 - 12/07/21 12:12 AM (1 month, 19 days ago) |
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How big was his dick?
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gopher
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It was a cis gender woman, her vagina actuaĺly stared back at me! (Eye tattos)
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27572189 - 12/07/21 09:55 AM (1 month, 19 days ago) |
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So you actually saw a vagina to verify that the prostitute was born 100% female? If so, did you verify that is was a real vagina and not a post-op tranny vagina?
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oursoulsinmotion
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If you really crave a womans touch start dating/treat a woman to more than just sex
What we want more than to be touched is a Good meal in a calming/safe enviroment (so learn how to cook)
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gopher
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oursoulsinmotion said:
If you really crave a womans touch start dating/treat a woman to more than just sex
What we want more than to be touched is a Good meal in a calming/safe enviroment (so learn how to cook)
Im in no position to date, I cant even manage my own life now, never mind trying to bring someone into it, I also rather enjoyed the business transaction aspect of it, I got my half hour of lust in, no ones feelings were hurt, theres no expectations once I walked out the door, the transaction was complete
This morning im going to communicate with Asmodeus about the appropriate use of lust
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Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.
My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy
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oursoulsinmotion
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27573184 - 12/08/21 06:59 AM (1 month, 18 days ago) |
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gopher said:
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oursoulsinmotion said:
If you really crave a womans touch start dating/treat a woman to more than just sex
What we want more than to be touched is a Good meal in a calming/safe enviroment (so learn how to cook)
Im in no position to date, I cant even manage my own life now, never mind trying to bring someone into it, I also rather enjoyed the business transaction aspect of it, I got my half hour of lust in, no ones feelings were hurt, theres no expectations once I walked out the door, the transaction was complete
This morning im going to communicate with Asmodeus about the appropriate use of lust
Ive been an escort for all kinds of ppl, both man & woman alike
You cant or you just dont Want to? 😉
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27573196 - 12/08/21 07:13 AM (1 month, 18 days ago) |
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Then don't date. The world is ripe with people looking for irresponsible sex. Especially if you're open about your preferences.
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gopher
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oursoulsinmotion said:
You cant or you just dont Want to? 😉
TLC Scrubs, im the definition, I still live in my moms basement, living off the system, Im a recovered drug addict and recovering sex,love,fantasy addict, codependant, and validation seeker
having a gf would just erase me from program, I would start trying to shove the girl in my God shaped hole, I will try spending more and more time with them ignoring everything else, having a partner is just not something I can do right now
I can cook a few meals though, I love making chicken soup from bones
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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.
Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.
My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy
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Quote:
oursoulsinmotion said:
Ive been an escort for all kinds of ppl, both man & woman alike
You cant or you just dont Want to? 😉
Have you ever had sex with David Choe, Bobby Lee, or Yoshi Obayashi?
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher] 1
#27579428 - 12/13/21 01:24 AM (1 month, 13 days ago) |
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Body sliding, sounds like NURU. I used to watch Japanese NURU lesbian videos back in the day. Good times....
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oursoulsinmotion
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27580775 - 12/14/21 06:02 AM (1 month, 12 days ago) |
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gopher said:
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oursoulsinmotion said:
You cant or you just dont Want to? 😉
TLC Scrubs, im the definition, I still live in my moms basement, living off the system, Im a recovered drug addict and recovering sex,love,fantasy addict, codependant, and validation seeker
having a gf would just erase me from program, I would start trying to shove the girl in my God shaped hole, I will try spending more and more time with them ignoring everything else, having a partner is just not something I can do right now
I can cook a few meals though, I love making chicken soup from bones
Grow up
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27595429 - 12/26/21 06:58 PM (1 month, 3 hours ago) |
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gopher said:
What an odd name for a prostitute, I was expecting like a mosusse with a handjob, but like I could have banged this chick for 200 dollars, and massage expert she was not, it was like rub expert
It was 50 for the base massage, and I payed 100 for thw body sliding and touching, so like 150
Thw happy ending put me on cloud nine for the rest of the day, and I hope I still feel great for the rest of the week, but what I didnt expect was how much I craved just a female touch, even if there was no happy ending, I would have left feeling better, I broke up with my ex a couple years ago, and the only physical contact we had after that was ocassional hugs
Would do again, and will be back in the area jan 14, so ill see what I do then
You paid 150 for an old fashioned? Are you 609 lbs?
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gopher
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: vandago]
#27595439 - 12/26/21 07:06 PM (1 month, 3 hours ago) |
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It was 50 for the half-hour and hj, and I played an extra 100 for the nude body sliding and touching, 180 could have gotten me a bj, 200 fucking
It was worth every penny of the 150, I liked her, and I hadnt had contact like that for 2 years prior, for various reasons
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Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.
My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27595440 - 12/26/21 07:08 PM (1 month, 3 hours ago) |
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I’m just saying your overpaying, not that you didn’t enjoy connecting with a hooker.
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oursoulsinmotion said:
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gopher said:
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oursoulsinmotion said:
You cant or you just dont Want to? 😉
TLC Scrubs, im the definition, I still live in my moms basement, living off the system, Im a recovered drug addict and recovering sex,love,fantasy addict, codependant, and validation seeker
having a gf would just erase me from program, I would start trying to shove the girl in my God shaped hole, I will try spending more and more time with them ignoring everything else, having a partner is just not something I can do right now
I can cook a few meals though, I love making chicken soup from bones
Grow up
Take your own advice sir ma'am.
You don't know gopher. You clearly don't have an issue with transactional sex.
There is nothing wrong with a person wanting to work on themselves and feel good about themselves before pursuing romantic involvement with another person.
They're not complaining about not being able to find anyone, they are sharing an experience they had.
Go drink a glass of water.
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oursoulsinmotion said:
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gopher said:
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oursoulsinmotion said:
You cant or you just dont Want to? 😉
TLC Scrubs, im the definition, I still live in my moms basement, living off the system, Im a recovered drug addict and recovering sex,love,fantasy addict, codependant, and validation seeker
having a gf would just erase me from program, I would start trying to shove the girl in my God shaped hole, I will try spending more and more time with them ignoring everything else, having a partner is just not something I can do right now
I can cook a few meals though, I love making chicken soup from bones
Grow up
Dude is way more honest about his issues than most adults I know. Seems fairly grown up to me.
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: gopher]
#27601832 - 01/01/22 01:01 AM (25 days, 21 hours ago) |
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I've always kinda wanted to go to one of those ranches in nevada, mainly for the novelty, but man are they expensive. Makes what gopher got seem like a deal. I would have gone ahead and paid for the sex personally. Never banged a hooker before though, so don't know how it actually compares.
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Re: I bought an erotic massage [Re: nooneman]
#27602225 - 01/01/22 11:46 AM (25 days, 10 hours ago) |
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I've always kinda wanted to go to one of those ranches in nevada, mainly for the novelty, but man are they expensive. Makes what gopher got seem like a deal. I would have gone ahead and paid for the sex personally. Never banged a hooker before though, so don't know how it actually compares.
FYI Dennis Hof's (RIP) Bunny Ranches have cameras in every single room and they keep recordings of every client's visit. I imagine people have been blackmailed from those tapes.
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oursoulsinmotion
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Tight Lunchbox said:
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Grow up
Dude is way more honest about his issues than most adults I know. Seems fairly grown up to me.
Hes old enough to pay to play but still milking the system by living @ his moms That is what i was refering to
Honesty is no excuse,
Any fella can dish on his situation online doesnt make them mature , If anything they come off as lazy/a chron time waster If Not Willing to Change
Not a fan of those ,
and pretty sure the lady knew this as well hence why he got hardly a touch at the goods
Canada produces A Lot of pussy ass motherfuckers , no doubt .
I had a very generous client once fly me out to Vegas to look after his Autistic son
(He had his own IT company)
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