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Seriously_trippin
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#26729248 - 06/08/20 03:53 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Let me ask you without emotion if you were a cop and knowing everything that's been happening, in good times officers are trained to have the gun acessable so they don't get ambushed like 2 did very recently and it happens more then you think where some random person looks like they're going about their buisiness and ambushes occur when officers die all the time. So in that moment you saw him get ready for the possibility something bad happened then in your words immediately made a judgment call that you were not an angry ambushinng type of guy. The reason I say it's a little dramatic is when some old man gets pushed and cracks his head on the street after trying to hug and officer it took 4 days for there to be calls for the officers to be fired because there's people saying these cops are pigs for putti 20mg their hand on there gun and briefly asking you what was going on. I'm a white guy and I can't imagine how scary it must be to be profiled but let's fight against real police violence not violence that kinda almost happened. It's watering down the pleas of unprovoked shield bashing,rubber bullets being fired, people getting their heads cracked horrible shit. Im sorry i called you personally dramatic I don't know how that effected you. I'd just ask to keep the anger grounded and ask yourself how egregious that encounter really was.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#26729263 - 06/08/20 04:02 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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FOREST POLICE
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Fiery
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#26729338 - 06/08/20 04:37 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yes, thank you. very good points and thanks for sharing.
I'll be more aware of that.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#26729394 - 06/08/20 05:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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you gotta set boobytraps behind you in case forest popo is stalkin u...
whoops accidentally dropped this fully loaded bear trap...
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Seriously_trippin
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#26729414 - 06/08/20 05:09 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fiery said: Yes, thank you. very good points and thanks for sharing.
I'll be more aware of that.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#27204525 - 02/13/21 08:17 PM (3 years, 2 days ago) |
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Seriously_trippin said: Im sorry i called you personally dramatic I don't know how that effected you. I'd just ask to keep the anger grounded and ask yourself how egregious that encounter really was.
Yes:

SO to put this entire situational story in perspective- it was 4 years ago.- before all the police feels going around now- Three days after the incident I went back to the same park, to the same place by a different trail- and there before me was over 200 boats and 100 men- standing 12 feet apart of whatever the regulation is- all with rods and similar gear- waiting on the salmon run.
I'd never seen anything like it. As far as I could see about 100 yards across the curve in the mouth of the Columbia river ahead- there were all sorts of vehicles- mostly trucks- parked. and 2 or 3 or only 1 fisherman on the bank there holding his one rod.
I saw then- that the people were reliant on the salmon. Lots of them had native heritage and I waked the whole line - both ways- and talked to many of them- made conversation with complete strangers praising the salmon run this year.
I left with a feeling of superb energy- and I then realized why those federal officers were all post up - my timing was right before a major highly federally regulated salmon run. It all made sense: the officers in the woods, the families just trying to get by: and my place in it all.
The water was so full of boats that I thought from the Megler Bridge they would all be blown to smithereens from the viewpoint- a storm was raging- like I had never seek it was late in the year- late july/early September- and a wind like I had never seen was whipping across the sails from the high viewpoint.
I pulled over once I made it across the bridge into Washington state- and I pulled over there. There's a little rest area to the right there and the road to the left goes straight up to the long beach area. I made the left and on the side of the road in a nice place I saw a boat start to capsize on the giant waves and 3 other boats nearby waving for help. It was like a live action rescue and then I heard the thunder of a chopper it was the coast guard no doubt on hand and saw 3 guys get air rope lifted as their 20ish foot outboard boat went down.
At that point like 100's of people had pulled over on both sides of the Columbia and were watching this happen. It was a major awesome moment and also a harrowing one- without that helicopter those men would have drowned most likely because the wake from the wind would have smashed them against the hulls of all the boats around them.
Anyone been to that little place I'm talking about? I miss that little town of Astoria and the whole area around it. I barely got to explore much either. I've never told all of this part of the story before and I can't wait to make more!
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#27204530 - 02/13/21 08:20 PM (3 years, 2 days ago) |
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What did you really do to them to get away without any charges?
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27204535 - 02/13/21 08:26 PM (3 years, 2 days ago) |
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You know- I've tried to think back to that exact moment probably more than a dozen times and it all comes to the moment we made eye contact I said the words " woooaaa" or "woah"
But I can't explain.
There was this strange pause and from after the first 1 second from the get go I knew I was OK- but near the end I started to realize I was in control of the situation and just left happily.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#27204557 - 02/13/21 08:34 PM (3 years, 2 days ago) |
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Ahhh....so REAL recognized REAL! Jeah boiii
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27529550 - 11/04/21 01:35 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ok so I never finished the story.
So when I went into the waters at the mouth of the Columbia River in Fort Stevens State Park, the Tide was coming in and about a mile or two Away I could see the Actual Ocean. As the tide swept in I have never seen such cool aqua crisp waters. I swear it was like diving into a cold chilly awakening like waking up in the middle of the winter and putting your head into the snow and back to the sky and loving it.
It's hard to describe.
SO as the story goes I was drinking a beer and I had a fishing pole out... And I touched the water and things inside of me started to ebb and flow with the tide. And then I got naked.
I did leave that part out. I got naked and I swam, and the current about took me away at one point so I just dove underwater and the current swept against my face it felt so good as I was holding my breath.
Well then I tried to repeat that and get fancy and is was not working like that every time so I actually had to kind of "swim for it" the shore that was because the tide was trying to pull me out deep.
Anyone who has ever been to that place at Fort Stevens knows what I mean. It's a magical Tunnel from the great ocean into America. And at the mouth I was swimming in the clear blue. \
* more to come- the story is not over.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#27529724 - 11/04/21 06:27 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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God dammit. If I have to wait another year for the end of the story I am going to lose it.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: christopera]
#27529771 - 11/04/21 07:28 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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christopera said: God dammit. If I have to wait another year for the end of the story I am going to lose it.

"And then I woke up"
End of the story for OP
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#27530136 - 11/04/21 12:48 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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I smell a lot of spicyness
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#27530193 - 11/04/21 01:36 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Does the Columbia river have a tidal bore?
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#27530429 - 11/04/21 05:45 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah a lot of times my eyes water when I read a Freehiry thread..
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
#27530457 - 11/04/21 06:27 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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When do the bears eat firey?
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: spirit_shadow]
#27530644 - 11/04/21 09:53 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fiery said:
What's messed up is the entire time on the shore I felt like I was being watched. And I am a very intuitive guy.
But they must have misjudged me.
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spirit_shadow said: What happened? Did they leave you alone? Did they ninja roll back into the woods? I need details
Ok yeah.. So, like I said I got naked and swam in a very remote part of the park, There was NO ONE there when I was in the water. It was like reaching the edge of the world, like Louis and Clark did, but way better, because it was just me and reality in this cool flow of water upon me.
I was free. Fro one moment in time when I went to the shores of the Coasts each one guided me and I never went astray.
I can not describe the power of the mouth of the Columbia other than it's a giant beast with many eyes and mouths.
They did not follow me by the way.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#27531396 - 11/05/21 02:37 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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