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 Dark lotus
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 What Tactics do you use to stealth grow? 
#27497775 - 10/08/21 09:14 PM (1 month, 21 days ago) |
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I'm curious what tactics you guys use to grow mushrooms right under people's noses.
Living around other people has produced some creative methods in my case and I'm sure for other people here too.
What methods do you use to camouflage your baby's?
Interesting furniture?
Under the bed?
Your mycelium jars are your cheese curing hobby?
Or perhaps you lose amounts of mycelium the non grower wouldn't notice, and have regular appearances of edible mushrooms.
How do you keep your straight laced friends, family and flat mates in the dark?
π
Edited by Dark lotus (10/08/21 09:15 PM)
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 multifractal
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 Re: What Tactics do you use to stealth grow? [Re: Dark lotus] 1
#27497787 - 10/08/21 09:23 PM (1 month, 21 days ago) |
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1) Coat your bare anus in honey
2) set up a tripod w/ video camera facing sleeping area
3) get in bed and position your ass raised and upright in the air
4) sleep
Now when you wake up you will have footage of everyone that lives in your house running a train on you. They won't be able to resist. Use footage as blackmail and threaten to #metoo anyone who doesn't look the other way. Sure you've been violated repeatedly but now you can g2g in peace. Small price to pay.
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 CocaineBuffet
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Re: What Tactics do you use to stealth grow? [Re: multifractal] 1
#27497796 - 10/08/21 09:31 PM (1 month, 21 days ago) |
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pablokabute
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Re: What Tactics do you use to stealth grow? [Re: CocaineBuffet]
#27497816 - 10/08/21 09:39 PM (1 month, 21 days ago) |
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I dont freakin care. i even grow some outdoor mounds in my front porch. Ahhh, the perks of living in a somewhat mycophobic society. Some people ask about them but i just say i dry em out and use as tea for immunity and fever.
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Shroomintune
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Re: What Tactics do you use to stealth grow? [Re: pablokabute]
#27497826 - 10/08/21 09:51 PM (1 month, 21 days ago) |
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Dunno, my other half is fine with it, but doesn't partake.
I do use one of these under the door of the grow closet to block the bright lights from showing all the time.
https://www.frostking.com/products/door-sweeps-door-bottoms-door-thresholds/door-or-window-draft-stop
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Dark lotus
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Re: What Tactics do you use to stealth grow? [Re: Shroomintune]
#27498131 - 10/09/21 04:05 AM (1 month, 21 days ago) |
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To be quite Frank not quite what what I was expecting, already had a pint so good laugh any ways, if we get some "practical responses" may make this into an official thread.
Otherwise its entertaining regardless ππ
See what comes of it.
Y'all sound lucky ive grown in 6 flats now.
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Edited by Dark lotus (10/09/21 04:39 AM)
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MadSeasonStudent
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Re: What Tactics do you use to stealth grow? [Re: Dark lotus]
#27498204 - 10/09/21 08:02 AM (1 month, 21 days ago) |
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I own my own house now so, I still keep it hush hush. I have a room just for it but keep the tubs in the closet. Before when we rented, same thing kept everything in a closet basically. My wife always knew so, I never had to hide it I guess.
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