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Cosmic_Flame
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: 3some] 5
#26866384 - 08/06/20 12:12 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Cosmic_Flame] 1
#26870810 - 08/08/20 11:44 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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So these wands work a little too well. I told the wife she's now officially spoiled Jesus. It's like flicking a switch. On off on off on off. I got her the black one, ya know like "once you go black" , and it's not so funny anymore 
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
#26870826 - 08/09/20 12:04 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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They are definitely the best sex toys. My fiance and I got this one and have never looked into any other sex toys since getting this one. Basically every time she uses it she ends up pissing the bed
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#27454384 - 09/03/21 04:05 AM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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HAHAHA! I have never tried this because I am a boy, but once I have seen such a thing in my daughter's closet. I need to understand that this is normal, but it is hard to realize that she is already a grown person. We have many massage instruments in our house, and from time to time, I wonder if she ever used them for her own purpose. I can see on ambrosae.com some massage instruments and buy them on amazon, and sometimes I can think about is my daughter used certain instruments for her type of relaxing, and now I am massaging my feet.
Edited by Abrahamus (09/05/21 03:39 AM)
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Abrahamus] 1
#27454417 - 09/03/21 04:47 AM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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OP describes vibrator against penis. AWESOME. Those with penises can enjoy vibrators just as much as those with clits.
Resurrecting this thread for your first post is something I can get behind. Speaking of behinds, vibrator against your prostate is quite enjoyable as well--either with a vibrating dildo/plug inserted or by pressing the vibrator against your taint. There's nothing quite like milking yourself without touching your penis.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: shthd]
#27455948 - 09/04/21 12:41 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fuck yeah!
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Claireredfil
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
#27559236 - 11/27/21 07:50 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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It sounds very tempting, but I have a spouse for sex pleasures. Also, instead of massagers, I prefer a real professional masseur. I really want a massage and plan to go for a massage at spam. I work so hard that it seems that my batteries will soon run out, and I will lose interest in everything important in my life. I am very afraid of burning out because this is the extreme point. I know that you need to relax, but it doesn't always work out. I only have one day off all week. It is on this weekend that I have to solve a lot of accumulated cases. So I get more tired on my day off than at work. This week I will definitely go for a massage and devote this day only to myself.
Edited by Northerner (12/20/21 02:48 AM)
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Asante
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Claireredfil]
#27559354 - 11/27/21 09:38 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm not even using it as a sex toy, a wand massager is excellent for sore muscles and backs and if your feet are tired and you apply a good vibration to the sole you practicallie have a toegasm.
You'll find this hilarious but I gifted one to my father  He uses it, too, as a means to be more fit and ease aches and pains.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Abrahamus]
#27559369 - 11/27/21 09:55 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Abrahamus said: HAHAHA! I have never tried this because I am a boy, but once I have seen such a thing in my daughter's closet. I need to understand that this is normal, but it is hard to realize that she is already a grown person. We have many massage instruments in our house, and from time to time, I wonder if she ever used them for her own purpose. I can see on some massage instruments and buy them on amazon, and sometimes I can think about is my daughter used certain instruments for her type of relaxing, and now I am massaging my feet.
Nice incest spam
Edited by Northerner (12/20/21 02:48 AM)
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larry.fisherman
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Finding dildos would be less traumatizing than a boyfriend comparitively. As a dad.
I would assume every 3-4 dildoes would equal 1 boyfriend in terms of equal traumatization. Like 1 is "thank god she doesn't have a boyfriend" and a trunkful you'd hope she finds time to go outside to experience life.
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Lynnch
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A trunk of dildos probably means shes a stripper/camgirl, probably would prefer the boyfriend then eh?
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Lynnch]
#27559476 - 11/27/21 11:41 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Boyfriend definitely falls somewhere between 1 dildo and absolute destruction
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Asante
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Wand massagers are power tools with a cord though. Dad can use theb fanny hammer to remove bathroom tiles
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Asante]
#27559531 - 11/27/21 12:45 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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They can be cordless. I got my wife a rechargeable one, I'm pretty sure it's safe to submerge too iirc
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PatrickKn


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If she has a truckload of dildos she's an entrepreneur.
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