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Lovage
Full Time Ding Dong



Registered: 04/22/19
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anyone into making jerky? (I'm about to rip someone a new asshole) *MAD AS HELL* 1
#27396656 - 07/21/21 01:36 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hi all,
So this is more of a warning than anything else but if you are into making jerky listen up.
There is this "Legendary" Beef jerky recipe all over you tube and the internet called Dr. Pepper Jalapeno Beef Jerky. Hundreds and hundreds of different people claiming theirs is the best...
EVERY GOD DAMN ONE OF THEM ARE USING THE SAME RECIPE!!! No deviations, no personal touch. Is literally all the same recipe. Here is the clincher. I just made it. followed all 10000000000000000 best recipes for DR PEP/Jalapeno jerky to the exact T.
IT IS FUCKING TERRIBLE! THE MARINADE IS ABSOLUTELY WRONG! EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS WRONG AND I MEAN EVERYTHING!!!
It was so gross that it made me think that someone first made it and had someone else try it. Kind of like when you smell something that stinks and you turn to your friend and say.. smell this.. So the whole internet is passing this "fart in a jar" around claiming that "YOU JUST GOT TO TRY THIS"
Here is your warning.. DO NOT DO IT!!!!
I just did and I wish someone would shit in my mouth to remove the horror show flavor that left behind. If someone is interested in actually making this jerky, I reworked the whole god damn thing from scratch and I haven't made the jerky yet but the marinade is quite good. send me a PM and ill shoot the improved version back to ya.
thanks for letting me rant
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CapSlinger


Registered: 05/17/11
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Re: anyone into making jerky? (I'm about to rip someone a new asshole) *MAD AS HELL* [Re: Lovage]
#27396725 - 07/21/21 02:28 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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JonBa
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Registered: 05/14/19
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Re: anyone into making jerky? (I'm about to rip someone a new asshole) *MAD AS HELL* [Re: CapSlinger]
#27437905 - 08/22/21 12:30 AM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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The internet is packed full of weird viral recipes, often which don't actually work at all and wouldn't taste good even if they did, but apparently millions of people will share these fake recipes without actually trying them.
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ellomello
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Re: anyone into making jerky? (I'm about to rip someone a new asshole) *MAD AS HELL* [Re: Lovage]
#27448638 - 08/29/21 07:48 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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coming soon to youtube: Lovage's new improved legendary Dr.Pepper/Jalepino beef jerky recipe
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Lovage
Full Time Ding Dong


Registered: 04/22/19
Posts: 380
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Re: anyone into making jerky? (I'm about to rip someone a new asshole) *MAD AS HELL* [Re: ellomello]
#27450170 - 08/30/21 09:33 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
ellomello said: coming soon to youtube: Lovage's new improved legendary Dr.Pepper/Jalepino beef jerky recipe 
LOL!! yeah i don't make cooking videos although I do cook professionally for the last 2 life times. Nobody wants to see a grumpy old fart complaining about shitty recipes... or do they??? hmmmm.....
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