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InvisibleLynnch
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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: Kryptos]
    #27582359 - 12/15/21 11:08 AM (2 years, 5 months ago)

Sex twice a day? Whos got the time for that?

Also, you guys are fuckin ridiculous. If I had a kid, I'd probably flip a coin on the issue. Who cares.

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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: Lynnch]
    #27582695 - 12/15/21 03:26 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

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Lynnch said:
Sex twice a day? Whos got the time for that?




Once in the morning, once before bed, that sounds pretty normal to me? Maybe on my lunch break, too.

I guess this does assume a job that doesn't require punching a clock and no kids. But, like, you'd have to be a fool to have kids nowadays. Especially in the US. I guess unless you live in TX, and soon the half of the US that's going to be pro-forced birth. Especially when they manage to get contraception banned. Then the choice to not have kids might not be a possibility for women.

Huh. Turns out Minnesota is the state that gives rapists irrevocable parental rights over their rape babies. I thought that was more of a Mississippi/Alabama thing. I don't think Minnesota is going to join the forced birth coalition, though. Of the midwestern states, it is by far the most reasonable.

EDIT: That's a really weird tangent, but that's US politics!

Edited by Kryptos (12/15/21 03:31 PM)

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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: Kryptos]
    #27582902 - 12/15/21 07:01 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

I can constantly masturbate while disregarding basic hygiene ? My dick is unstoppable.
    95% of the sensitivity , 0 problems , no maintenance,  enhanced durability ..... y'all jealous yet ?


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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: Psilynut2]
    #27583708 - 12/16/21 01:05 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

unstoppable...

:hahthatsrich:

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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: Stable Genius]
    #27584084 - 12/16/21 07:01 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

I put scotch guard on my dick and balls, haven’t had to wash down there in years.


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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #27584208 - 12/16/21 08:55 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't make the post on this page , I said that last page . Wtf is up with this site ?


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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: Stable Genius]
    #27584251 - 12/16/21 09:53 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

This thread should be placed in the "Physical and Mental Well-Being" forum where it can be argued that it does or does not improve "Physical and Mental Well-Being".

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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: viktor] * 1
    #27585172 - 12/17/21 05:11 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

There’s no way someone who isn’t a raging homosexual could care this much about other men’s penises.


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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: Kryptos]
    #27585175 - 12/17/21 05:13 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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Kryptos said:
Quote:

Psilynut2 said:
I can constantly masturbate while disregarding basic hygiene ? My dick is unstoppable.
    95% of the sensitivity , 0 problems , no maintenance,  enhanced durability ..... y'all jealous yet ?




Do you need lotion?

That's one thing that it took me until the last year of college to figure out. All of my roommates always had a thing of lotion, and I could never figure out why, because their skin still looked like crap.



Skin looked like crap, but his penis was gorgeous


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: koods]
    #27585216 - 12/17/21 05:43 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

What brands of dick lotion do you guys recommend?

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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: Hikeadellic] * 2
    #27585220 - 12/17/21 05:48 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

Curel non scented. ANY non scented. The scented ones sting REALLY badly!


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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #27585233 - 12/17/21 05:58 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

Thanks for the Tip!

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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: Hikeadellic]
    #27585372 - 12/17/21 07:41 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #27585477 - 12/17/21 08:47 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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Curel non scented. ANY non scented. The scented ones sting REALLY badly!


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OfflineBrian Jones
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Re: Why are rates of male infant genital mutilation declining in America? [Re: koods]
    #27585727 - 12/18/21 03:24 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
There’s no way someone who isn’t a raging homosexual could care this much about other men’s penises.




Either way it's obsessive.


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