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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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funny thing i just saw on the news
    #2738573 - 05/27/04 08:18 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

okay, so this lady was walking her 2 chiuwawas (thats hard to spell) and then 2 pitbulls attacked the chiuwawas. Each little dog was in a pitbulls mouth and the woman was screaming and kicking the pitbulls (i wouldn't have kicked a pitbull, but whatever) and then a house cat came and jumped on one of the pitbulls and attacked it. ANd it saved the little dogs lives...and nothing happened to the cat....it was a funny story. The cat looked cool though.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738580 - 05/27/04 08:20 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

id bite the pit bull


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: notapillow]
    #2738583 - 05/27/04 08:21 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

i wouldn't have fucked with the pitbulls, if they are attacking my dogs, as much as i would love my dogs, i wouldn't wanna get attacked by a pitbull.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738599 - 05/27/04 08:23 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

dude
i dont no what i would do if that happened
when the pressures on i do fucked up stuff
i usualy come out on top but not the way u would think
if that hapened i would probly try to like sodomise the pit bull with my shoe
i bet that would show him whos boss :grin:


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: notapillow]
    #2738657 - 05/27/04 08:35 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, it is spur of the moment thinking..i would probably kcik the dog too...but kicking a pitbull, in my mind, isn't smart. but then agan, i don't always make smart choices. i'd try to find a big boulder and drop it on the pitbull and squish that fucker....haha, j/k. I wouldn't kill a dog, unless it were attacking me or something. I'd bitch slap the shit out of that bitch, haha.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738672 - 05/27/04 08:37 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

In that situation, providing the pitbull was busy chewing on what ever pet of mine we're talking about... I'd carefully line up a serious stomp to the skull.

I usually wear heavy boots, should work. :tongue:

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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738678 - 05/27/04 08:37 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

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YouEnjoyMyself said:
okay, so this lady was walking her 2 chiuwawas (thats hard to spell) and then 2 pitbulls attacked the chiuwawas.  Each little dog was in a pitbulls mouth and the woman was screaming and kicking the pitbulls (i wouldn't have kicked a pitbull, but whatever) and then a house cat came and jumped on one of the pitbulls and attacked it.  ANd it saved the little dogs lives...and nothing happened to the cat....it was a funny story.  The cat looked cool though.



...This is news? American "news" is hilarious  :laugh:

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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: RunDMT]
    #2738681 - 05/27/04 08:38 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

if they are steal tipped, a nice, forceful kick to the skull would fuck that fucker up.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738684 - 05/27/04 08:38 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

one time i saw a pitbull carrying an old lady in its mouth.  in her mouth was another tiny dog.  inside that dogs mouth was a midget.

i wish i had had my camera :shrug:


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: Comfortably_Numb]
    #2738686 - 05/27/04 08:38 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

dude local news is such bullshit...they show like "pet of the day" picturse and shit, and just retarded stuff...what country do you live in?


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: TheDude]
    #2738689 - 05/27/04 08:39 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

today i saw 2 ants carrying a dead bee.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738701 - 05/27/04 08:40 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

oh man, gang bang


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: Comfortably_Numb]
    #2738715 - 05/27/04 08:43 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

YouEnjoyMyself said:
okay, so this lady was walking her 2 chiuwawas (thats hard to spell) and then 2 pitbulls attacked the chiuwawas.  Each little dog was in a pitbulls mouth and the woman was screaming and kicking the pitbulls (i wouldn't have kicked a pitbull, but whatever) and then a house cat came and jumped on one of the pitbulls and attacked it.  ANd it saved the little dogs lives...and nothing happened to the cat....it was a funny story.  The cat looked cool though.



...This is news? American "news" is hilarious  :laugh:




Haha! :grin::thumbup:

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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: TheDude]
    #2738724 - 05/27/04 08:44 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

today i was babysitting my 4 year old little brother for like ahlf an hour and we were int he front yard and ishowed him a big cluster of mushrooms and we were picking mushrooms together...it was fun.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738799 - 05/27/04 08:54 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

id say screw the pitbull, id pick it up and chuck it to the ground, and proceed stomping on it. I may be dumb sometimes, but at least I'm sort of big :thumbup:

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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738803 - 05/27/04 08:55 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

establish the fungus as a friend at an early age: good call :smile:


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: TheDude]
    #2738828 - 05/27/04 08:57 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, he enjoyed picking them. he, from what i saw, thought they were really cool and enjoyed playing with them.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: vampirism]
    #2738836 - 05/27/04 08:58 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

you cant stop a pit that easily cops have shot pit bulls several times and they still come charging at them they fight to the death

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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: buckwheat]
    #2738870 - 05/27/04 09:01 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, they are vicious and can mess you up...they will mess you up so bad that you will wish that they didn't mess you up so bad!


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: buckwheat]
    #2738880 - 05/27/04 09:02 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

it's still just a living dog, no matter how hard it comes on. If you protect your hands and neck/face, what can it do to you if you can hit it hard? Otherwise it will kill your beloved pet

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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: vampirism]
    #2738889 - 05/27/04 09:03 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

if a pitbull, or anything for the matter, bit your nuts..OUCH


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2740049 - 05/28/04 12:11 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

you know on the news how they have that little banner thing at the bottom and writing scrolls across?

well one of em said a women stoned her son to death thinking he will rise from the dead 3 days later
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i once saw a bee holding a leaf between his legs and he was flying around with it, crazy bees

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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: sh0e]
    #2740061 - 05/28/04 12:13 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

crazy crackhead mom....


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: TheDude]
    #2740207 - 05/28/04 12:58 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

TheDude said:
one time i saw a pitbull carrying an old lady in its mouth.  in her mouth was another tiny dog.  inside that dogs mouth was a midget.

i wish i had had my camera :shrug:



LMFAO!!!


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2740898 - 05/28/04 09:06 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

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YouEnjoyMyself said:
and then a house cat came and jumped on one of the pitbulls and attacked it....and nothing happened to the cat....The cat looked cool




More evidence of the Great Mother Kitty!  I'm glad to hear it :thumbup:

the fuzzy lamb of doom's got nothing on her, now...


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: B_Henry_Hastur]
    #2741063 - 05/28/04 10:06 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

that would be tight to see a cat take on a pitbull and scare 2 of them away.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2741075 - 05/28/04 10:09 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

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YouEnjoyMyself said:
i wouldn't have fucked with the pitbulls, if they are attacking my dogs, as much as i would love my dogs, i wouldn't wanna get attacked by a pitbull.




Dude be a hero, save your dogs.

*I wouldn't fuck with a pitbull


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2741496 - 05/28/04 12:41 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

It's just ludacris that these dog storys always claim the attacking dogs were pitbulls,it's bullshit storys like these that help premote BSL breed specific legislation.
try this little test and see if you can identify the pit bull.
http://www.pitbullsontheweb.com/petbull/findpit.html

please post your results here.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: Hanky]
    #2742096 - 05/28/04 03:54 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

lol and i claim to be a pit lover
in the right order

alphalpha blue blood
picked patterdale terrior
then the american pitbul

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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: Hanky]
    #2742539 - 05/28/04 07:01 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

took me a number of tries.

pit bulls are cool..i heard that they are only mean when they are trained to be or whatever...for like guarding places, i heard somewhere that they are either trained to not like people or that the owners treat them badly so they are vicious.


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