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What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ?
    #27353072 - 06/18/21 03:17 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Everybody has a price and theres a price for everything, so they say.

I don't think thats true, but we ARE willing to lower our standards some for a bit of money, aren't we?









OK more serious:

You got principles, ironclad ones like not committing genocide and more negotiable ones like not eating pizza that has pineapple on it.

Lets take $1000 as an incentive:





When you see it like that, $1000 is nice no?


What is the strongest principle you will violate for $1000?


Not just pineapple on pizza or socks in sandals, aint nobody got time for that, we're talking actual principles that make you feel genuinely violated to a significant degree if you crossed them.


Whats the worst you'd do for $1000?


Then, thusly violated, what would you do with the money?


We know the price, let's hear the bid for how low you would go, by your set of principles to get it.  Something $900 will not buy.


If you are thinking about making a macho reply like "$1000 ain't nothing", ok, we get it, please fork over $1000 to the single mom on food stamps or the n00b posting from his phone in Bombay.


What do we get for $1000?





Your offers please!


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Asante] * 2
    #27353082 - 06/18/21 03:53 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I'd make a video where I crouch down stating: "I'm Asante, and I prefer my substrates fresh." upon which a horse shits onto my head - and then posting the video in OTD.


:awelol:


$1000 = €840, what have we here..

I'll spend €500 on Shroomery Donation Dive African Village Water Well #5.

Those €140 I can use to improve my new 450lbs graded bicycle.

The €200 left I'd spend on equipment to improve my physical fitness.



Lets hear some fun proposals and interesting ways to spend the $1000


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Asante]
    #27353137 - 06/18/21 05:35 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

2 guys 1 cup

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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: plasma]
    #27353155 - 06/18/21 06:03 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

whoooah! :2girls1cup:

But what would you do with the money?


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: plasma]
    #27353158 - 06/18/21 06:04 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I will give up cannabis for 2 weeks for $1,000

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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27353217 - 06/18/21 07:16 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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whoooah! :2girls1cup:

But what would you do with the money?





I would buy the next meme stock and panic sell it for a loss

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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27353817 - 06/18/21 03:26 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I would visit the gym, supermarket and office knowing I had covid. Try and breathe on some people too


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #27353830 - 06/18/21 03:42 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

would buy pipes and cdb if i had freedom :dumblol:

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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: ShroomedOcean]
    #27353833 - 06/18/21 03:44 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

poast pic of pipe


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #27353834 - 06/18/21 03:45 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I wouldn't do most legal things for 1000$.  I'm not ever gonna consider anything corrupt...  It's shit money...


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Patlal]
    #27353976 - 06/18/21 05:22 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I'd remake 3 guys 1 hammer

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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: PreparationH]
    #27354042 - 06/18/21 05:47 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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I'd remake 3 guys 1 hammer





I just watched the first 2 minutes or so of that for the first time, traumatizing.

I'm against the death penalty but those two doing that, taking their time and being casually chill about it I'm like, why the fuck not.

They can't even be arsed to get on with finishing the guy, mindblowing.


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Asante]
    #27354080 - 06/18/21 06:03 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I'd steal from a spoiled child.

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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: 1234go]
    #27354090 - 06/18/21 06:11 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

$1000 doesn't even buy $2000 these days, pfft


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Asante]
    #27354099 - 06/18/21 06:21 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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PreparationH said:
I'd remake 3 guys 1 hammer





I just watched the first 2 minutes or so of that for the first time, traumatizing.

I'm against the death penalty but those two doing that, taking their time and being casually chill about it I'm like, why the fuck not.

They can't even be arsed to get on with finishing the guy, mindblowing.



Damn son how did you miss that video years back, that was circulating like wildfire.  Next youre gonna say you never watched 1 guy 1 jar.

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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: PreparationH]
    #27354107 - 06/18/21 06:25 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

2 guys 1 seesaw, i would consider that for $1000, but i would bring backup


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: PreparationH]
    #27354108 - 06/18/21 06:27 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Not much you can do anymore that would net you 1000 dollars besides selling someone a car that you knew was a lemon. I'd say that. I'd have to be struggling for $1000 though.


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Asante]
    #27354112 - 06/18/21 06:30 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

PreparationH said:
I'd remake 3 guys 1 hammer





I just watched the first 2 minutes or so of that for the first time, traumatizing.

I'm against the death penalty but those two doing that, taking their time and being casually chill about it I'm like, why the fuck not.

They can't even be arsed to get on with finishing the guy, mindblowing.




There's a new one going around involving a beheading

https://www.distractify.com/p/the-girl-in-the-bathroom-tiktok

In theory I would not watch those for $1,000, but if the cash was laid out in front of me and I was buzzed on something like cocaine and alcohol I would probably watch the girl in the bathroom for $1,000 and forever regret it.

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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #27354116 - 06/18/21 06:35 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

you already watched it for free and you know it


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: masspan]
    #27354118 - 06/18/21 06:35 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

you owe everyone here $1000


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: masspan]
    #27354129 - 06/18/21 06:44 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Anyone see those house numbers spray painted on curbs in nice neighborhoods? Apparently it is a scam and people do it then knock on doors telling them they are from the city and demand cash. Pretty crazy that some people pay. I'd be the old guy telling them to get the fuck off my property.

:oldman:


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Shiithead]
    #27354141 - 06/18/21 06:49 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

like 'hey, pay me now/immediately/on the spot?' cartel/mob/random?

2nd amendment/citizen's arrest?

have not heard of that


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: masspan] * 1
    #27354142 - 06/18/21 06:50 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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you already watched it for free and you know it



O oh no, Lol, bear's word, I am too scared! I google that shit and all set. I am still traumatized over a link here disguised as a news article which went to meat spin. I mean good for them and all but still processing like that future islands letterman performance 1234go subliminaly made me watch, haunted.

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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: masspan]
    #27354144 - 06/18/21 06:50 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

To be honest this type of thing seems a little bit detrimental.

Why not think of good things?

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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Swing2] * 1
    #27354178 - 06/18/21 07:09 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

:biggestnuke:


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #27354280 - 06/18/21 08:13 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

For $1000? I would end , ensuring that all matter in the universe and multiverse blinked out of existence for eternity, and nothing could ever be created again.

Except me and my $1000 of course
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Asante said:
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PreparationH said:
I'd remake 3 guys 1 hammer





I just watched the first 2 minutes or so of that for the first time, traumatizing.

I'm against the death penalty but those two doing that, taking their time and being casually chill about it I'm like, why the fuck not.

They can't even be arsed to get on with finishing the guy, mindblowing.




There's a new one going around involving a beheading

https://www.distractify.com/p/the-girl-in-the-bathroom-tiktok

In theory I would not watch those for $1,000, but if the cash was laid out in front of me and I was buzzed on something like cocaine and alcohol I would probably watch the girl in the bathroom for $1,000 and forever regret it.





I wonder why people are curious to that shit.

IMO, if anything needs to be blinked out of universal existence it’s needless suffering, especially that which is intentionally inflicted, clicks and downloads on shit like that probably only motivate psychopaths to make more.


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: ManianFH] * 1
    #27354319 - 06/18/21 08:35 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

most corrupt thing I would do for $1000...

actually a tough one, guess id pee my pants in public and pretend to be super embarrassed for the joy of everyone else...:wink:


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: PreparationH] * 1
    #27354672 - 06/19/21 01:42 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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PreparationH said:
Quote:

Asante said:
Quote:

PreparationH said:
I'd remake 3 guys 1 hammer





I just watched the first 2 minutes or so of that for the first time, traumatizing.

I'm against the death penalty but those two doing that, taking their time and being casually chill about it I'm like, why the fuck not.

They can't even be arsed to get on with finishing the guy, mindblowing.



Damn son how did you miss that video years back, that was circulating like wildfire.  Next youre gonna say you never watched 1 guy 1 jar.





I deliberately didnt watch it because it was a negative sum game.

I wondered how I'd fare nowin in my current mindstate.

Still a negative sum game, I'm worse off for having seen some of it.

I did see 1guy1jar. That was amazing.


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27354707 - 06/19/21 02:32 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck those kind of movies

I dont need those images in my mind


Do agree with Pat, a $1000 isnt really enough money to make me do things I wouldnt consider doing anyway


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Tripsurfer] * 2
    #27354737 - 06/19/21 03:19 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

money does not sway my principles. $1000 does not sound inviting to me, it just makes me feel like somebody is trying to corrupt me.
i hate money and what we allow it to do to us. i would be much more likely to sway my principles to remove money from existence.

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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: greenladel]
    #27355041 - 06/19/21 10:14 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

It’s a lot to someone. I’d pee my pants in public, take the $1000 and double it up with a UNICEF donation incentive or something. Wasnt there like a dig a well for a village thing going on?


Woah sorry, derailed the fuck outta this one


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Asante]
    #27355061 - 06/19/21 10:37 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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I deliberately didnt watch it because it was a negative sum game.

I wondered how I'd fare nowin in my current mindstate.





Reading that reminded me of revisiting smoking weed after 10 years or so, I knew it used to make me a schizophrenic, but maybe in all my years of education and improved life perspective something had changed. The answer was schizophrenic on the verge of a 51/50 :smirk:

Also reminds me of hanging with an old friend I hadn’t seen in a while, and out of no where at dinner he shows me his phone with some sick gore torture which I won’t go into further detail and I looked at him and said what in the fuck man?? WHhhyy would you show me this???. Other people at the table were like what was it, do I want to know? I was like no you do not, and my buddy had this look of oh wow, how far gone am I that I thought this was appropriate..

I brushed it off with him, but that scene from time to time reminds me that it is burned into my memory


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: ManianFH]
    #27355769 - 06/19/21 10:15 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I would get coaxed into offing the brother of a tryanical rigime in an airport by being tricked into thinking that were shooting some reality show where we rub pine tar on random peoples faces accept the 10th time it randomly dissolves the persons face...
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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Grungeman17]
    #27355885 - 06/20/21 12:20 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I’d make passionate love to my attractive cousin if she gave me 1000 bucks.


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Milk-away] * 2
    #27355957 - 06/20/21 02:13 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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I’d make passionate love to my attractive cousin if she gave me 1000 bucks.



for $1000???
you watch too much porn. the fact that you think she is the "attractive cousin" speaks volumes

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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Shiithead]
    #27355997 - 06/20/21 03:23 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Anyone see those house numbers spray painted on curbs in nice neighborhoods? Apparently it is a scam and people do it then knock on doors telling them they are from the city and demand cash. Pretty crazy that some people pay. I'd be the old guy telling them to get the fuck off my property.

:oldman:



Interestingly enough there are some that are legit. A guy came to the door when I was house sitting for my older mom and ate dad and someone came to the door saying he was done asking for money immediately I thought it was a scam and got my step dad on the phone and he has hired him to dkk it with a dodgers logo on it cuz he's a fan so there's some that are legit.


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Asante]
    #27356114 - 06/20/21 07:42 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Steal a thousand dollars? :shrug:


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: Baby_Hitler] * 1
    #27356116 - 06/20/21 07:45 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

yeah, well ill get the job before you, im willing to steal $1001 for $1000


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: gopher]
    #27356141 - 06/20/21 08:04 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Most corrupt thing I would do for $1000? Nothing because the "corruption" was not defined. If you are talking corruption from the eyes of my peers then nothing. But if you are talking through the eyes of a government then I would say keep your money I'll do it for free.


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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #27356187 - 06/20/21 08:48 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I would ride a kids bike back and forth in front of Fiery's house  shouting he should come out to play :rotfl:




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Re: What's the most corrupt thing you'd do for $1000 ? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27358434 - 06/22/21 04:05 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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spirit_shadow said:
Most corrupt thing I would do for $1000? Nothing because the "corruption" was not defined. If you are talking corruption from the eyes of my peers then nothing. But if you are talking through the eyes of a government then I would say keep your money I'll do it for free.




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