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InvisibleMycomancer
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Mushroom killer
    #2734540 - 05/27/04 12:16 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Ok, so here's the story: I work at Lowes hardware, in lawn and garden, and this guy comes up to me today and asks if i have anything that kills mushrooms.

I stare blankly....I felt almost insulted, like he was asking for something to kill babies with. It was difficult for me to comprehend what he was asking, I was suddenly face to face with the enemy.

After a few seconds I snap out of my bewildered expression, collect my thoughts, and I start trying to convince him that he'd be making a terrible mistake, and that his lawn would benefit from the mushrooms. I was dropping mycophreak words like mycelium and sporulation, etc. He was getting more and more confused.

I then told him that we don't carry anything to kill mushrooms(which is true) He walked away annoyed and muttering something about why I didn't just tell him that from the start.

Well not on my watch mister, i'm not a rosenberg, I am a defender of the mycelium that connects us all together!! or something...

and that's how my day started.

mycomancer


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Re: Mushroom killer [Re: Mycomancer]
    #2734552 - 05/27/04 12:17 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Good for you ...Idiot comes to mind


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Re: Mushroom killer [Re: Mycomancer]
    #2734581 - 05/27/04 12:23 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

at my dads house in the front yard by the garden there is a HUGE cluster of little mushrooms starting to grow...there is easily 100+....when they grow to be a little bigger i wanna get my camera here and take a picture.


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Re: Mushroom killer [Re: Mycomancer]
    #2734608 - 05/27/04 12:29 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:rotfl:

He asked the wrong one, eh?

Why would anyone want to kill them?

hell, they all look good and there nice little surprises since most ppl dont grow them, they just appear


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Re: Mushroom killer [Re: wandrnshaman]
    #2734655 - 05/27/04 12:42 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

We do however carry "Weed and Grass" killer, and eveytime I walk by it I imagine some crazed hippy in absolute despair clutching a bottle and screaming something along the lines of "DEAR HOLY GOD WHY?!" and then falling to his knees with a "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

It makes me laugh everytime

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Re: Mushroom killer [Re: Mycomancer]
    #2734810 - 05/27/04 01:29 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

LMAO!!! I can just picture it! :laugh:


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