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 wabbey
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 Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand)  1
#27341104 - 06/09/21 05:12 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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''The purpose of this guide is for the identification and safe disposal of magic mushrooms for authorized personnel .''
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RogerTheRetard
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 Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: wabbey]
#27341114 - 06/09/21 05:27 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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What the fuck...
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 Anglerfish
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: wabbey]
#27341120 - 06/09/21 05:33 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey, they've got inski's picture in there, but that's P. angulospora, not P. makarorae.
I refuse to trust their qualifications for the correct disposal of psilocybin mushrooms.
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RogerTheRetard
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: RogerTheRetard]
#27341121 - 06/09/21 05:33 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Where the fuck did you find that?
In what city are those circulating or organization has made those pamphlets?
Jesus fucking Christ...
Are they trying to educate Karen's about Psilocybe species? They even used inski's photo of angulospora under "makarorae" for fucks sake.
Still calling angulospora "makarorae" tho...
Karen needs to know the difference between angulospora and makarorae.
Bloody hell. They are using outdated info and incorrect taxonomy...
Like I'm done. I simply can't...
This is my laughs for the night...
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RogerTheRetard
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Loc: Auckland, NZ
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: Anglerfish]
#27341122 - 06/09/21 05:34 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anglerfish said:
Hey, they've got inski's picture in there, but that's P. angulospora, not P. makarorae.
I refuse to trust their qualifications for the correct disposal of psilocybin mushrooms.
You said it as I typed it out brooooooooooooo.
What the fuck ay.....
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RogerTheRetard
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Loc: Auckland, NZ
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: RogerTheRetard]
#27341123 - 06/09/21 05:35 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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I can see this thread blowing up...
This so so comedic I can't even fucking deal.
Holly shit where can I get a pamphlet in Auckland???
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RogerTheRetard
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Posts: 2,545
Loc: Auckland, NZ
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: RogerTheRetard]
#27341127 - 06/09/21 05:44 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Community Action on Youth and Drugs (CAYAD) is funded by the Ministry of Health"
https://cayad.org.nz/
Dear Christ this is legit...
OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You would think it's a joke or something but nnnnnnooooooooooooo.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm done. I'm simply done.
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RogerTheRetard
Overlord
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Posts: 2,545
Loc: Auckland, NZ
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: RogerTheRetard]
#27341130 - 06/09/21 05:47 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Aight cunts.
Overlord is your official Psilocybin mushroom collections personal appointed by the NZ government.
Hand a nigga your mushrooms or face the fucking consequences...
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MentalPariah
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: RogerTheRetard]
#27341411 - 06/09/21 10:15 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yo, I'll gladly dispose of all those motherfuckers!! If you or someone you know is in possession of magic mushrooms then you're required by law to send them to me. I'm certified in safe disposal procedure.....yes....certified 
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Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant
If I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven
Such is the rule of honor
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: MentalPariah]
#27341596 - 06/09/21 12:32 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Is it just me missing something, or do they kind of just... skip over the disposal completely?
The photo used for Psilocybe subaeruginosa is not ID'd as that species on iNat.
Got to be fair to them though when this was written it probably was 'up to date' in terms of species names ect.
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Moria841
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: Mycoangulo] 1
#27341646 - 06/09/21 01:15 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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This absolutely reads like one of those identification guides that pretend to be against mushrooms when they're really just trying to teach people how to pick them 
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PhatBastard
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 Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: Moria841]
#27341742 - 06/09/21 02:29 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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My local council are doing a fucking great job of Mush disposal.
They have been mowing ALL the locations I've picked ...every 7-10 days and sprayed all the margins with the worlds fav weedkiller.
Its fuckin WINTER you bastards, the grass aint growing.
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mudpuppy
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Loc: chch, NZ
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: Moria841]
#27341806 - 06/09/21 03:22 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Moria841 said:
This absolutely reads like one of those identification guides that pretend to be against mushrooms when they're really just trying to teach people how to pick them
Exactly my thoughts!
Hahahaha... What a handy guide!
We should hand these out to every new poster on the NZ season thread.
(With a disclaimer or update about the reclassification)
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RenegadeMycologist
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: Moria841]
#27341822 - 06/09/21 03:30 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Moria841 said:
This absolutely reads like one of those identification guides that pretend to be against mushrooms when they're really just trying to teach people how to pick them
Exactly what I thought. And I don't mean it as a joke.
Maybe it's an inside job, some fucker infiltrated into the organisation and doing low key education and information spreading, but in disguise. Smart.
For fuck sake they are referring to them as Magic Mushrooms, if that's not a call for a hunt, I don't know what is it. If they are really serious, at least they would call them poisonous mushrooms or something.
And they are going way over their head in identification, hell, I expected spore size diagrams on the back.
But fuck, some ppl really are retarded, so it's hard to decide.
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Moria841
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: RenegadeMycologist]
#27341838 - 06/09/21 03:40 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wonder if I can convince my health department to pay me to design a flyer like this 
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mudpuppy
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: RogerTheRetard]
#27341845 - 06/09/21 03:47 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ahhh.. this explains it
Quote:
RogerTheRetard said:
"Community Action on Youth and Drugs (CAYAD) is funded by the Ministry of Health"
https://cayad.org.nz/
Dear Christ this is legit...
Quote:
CAYAD website says:
CAYAD coordinators support leaders from communities, organisations and young people to collaborate and create lasting changes in their environment that will promote wellbeing and reduce the risk of harm.
Reading between the lines:
CAYAD is helping communities to ID 'boomers' to enable and encourage drug use of non-abuse substances. CAYAD seeks to displace drugs of abuse by enabling mindblowing psychadelic mystical experiences to help youth kick addiction and appreciate life.
Also, Karen- if you see mushrooms call the police.
Also: if you see Karen wandering around looking for mushrooms call the police.
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: mudpuppy]
#27341968 - 06/09/21 05:27 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
mudpuppy said:
Also, Karen- if you see mushrooms call the police.
thats the funniest part, imagine calling the cops on a mushroom and then watching the cop launch himself into the dirt and start smashing it to bits
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: RogerTheRetard]
#27342093 - 06/09/21 07:01 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
RogerTheRetard said:
"Community Action on Youth and Drugs (CAYAD) is funded by the Ministry of Health"
https://cayad.org.nz/
Dear Christ this is legit...
OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You would think it's a joke or something but nnnnnnooooooooooooo.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm done. I'm simply done.
I feel like it was done by a cheeky member from CAYAD who knew shrooms were legit, but had a job to do.
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Juxter2020
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: Typerwritermonky]
#27342449 - 06/10/21 03:07 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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YOOOO this cracks me up so hard! I felt nauseous, suicidal and a flashback at once.
Psilocybin is a healing medicine and I think more awareness of it could help the Crack problem in yalls country.
On second note, About a month ago I had police search me in a situation where I was a victim. And the officer, who was also from California, told me he was "photographing" my mushrooms and San Pedro cutting. Then I was escorted out of the room and once I looked in my bag the mushrooms and cactus was gone. So much for photographing!
So you know what I did. I called the police department when he was on duty and asked for the "plant materials" as he called them, back. When he said they had been "destroyed" the receptionist offered me to file a formal complaint.
Lastly,WHY IS THIS NOT ON REDDIT OR INTERNATIONAL NEWS YET
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Neuroplan
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Re: Identification and ''disposal'' of magic mushrooms (New Zealand) [Re: Typerwritermonky]
#27342461 - 06/10/21 03:20 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm setting up a business where people pay me to comb their gardens and remove those terrible magic mushrooms. Then sell micro-doses back to them as an antidepressant that actually works. What to call it? Shrooms R Us?
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