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agent9
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher] 4
#27327510 - 05/29/21 04:10 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Patlal
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: agent9] 2
#27327548 - 05/29/21 05:20 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sugabearcrisp
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Patlal] 3
#27327586 - 05/29/21 06:33 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
#27327644 - 05/29/21 07:41 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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So he's like the macafee dude then?
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Baby_Hitler
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex] 1
#27327703 - 05/29/21 09:00 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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If you're happy but you don't know it, should you still clap your hands?
-------------------- "America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat “Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.” -- Thomas Jefferson The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance. The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)
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gopher
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#27327802 - 05/29/21 10:50 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
The four factors of the apocalypse: global heating, global hating, global eating, global mating.
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Edited by gopher (05/29/21 10:51 AM)
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#27327805 - 05/29/21 10:52 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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If a happy person claps in the woods but there is no one around, do their claps make a sound?
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gopher
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: PatrickKn]
#27327820 - 05/29/21 11:04 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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yes
-------------------- For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome. Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it. My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy
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Baby_Hitler
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: PatrickKn]
#27327893 - 05/29/21 12:05 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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People always forget about squirrels and shit when they say that.
-------------------- "America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat “Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.” -- Thomas Jefferson The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance. The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)
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gopher
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#27327897 - 05/29/21 12:07 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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if someone claps then the clapper hears it, unless he is deaf, I didnt think of that, but im sure he know it made a sound from the vibrations and tactile sensations
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The Thing
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher]
#27327991 - 05/29/21 01:18 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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If a happy deaf person clapped their hands in a forrest devoid of any other life forms and a tree fell down... wood it make a sound?
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twighead
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: The Thing]
#27328021 - 05/29/21 01:47 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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If a double amputee exists - can they not be happy?
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The Thing
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: twighead]
#27328262 - 05/29/21 05:50 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool..
Bob
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: The Thing] 1
#27328266 - 05/29/21 05:51 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Bob, matt, peg just getting them out of the way now, lol!
What do you call a brunette between 2 blonds?
An interpreter
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Patlal
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex] 6
#27328269 - 05/29/21 05:55 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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MorphinTime
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#27328465 - 05/29/21 08:39 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't get Matt or Peg
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: MorphinTime]
#27328544 - 05/29/21 10:09 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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A guy with no arms an no legs in front of your door?
A woman with no arms and no legs in a hole?
etcetera, etcetera, etcetera...
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MorphinTime
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex] 2
#27328696 - 05/30/21 12:35 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ah, got those now!
How does a lawyer sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: MorphinTime] 3
#27328699 - 05/30/21 12:37 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Purple
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MorphinTime
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#27328711 - 05/30/21 12:47 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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How many marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The lightbulb contains the seed of its own revolution.
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