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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Camera93] * 1
    #27316964 - 05/20/21 10:11 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I fried catfish tonight, and I just realized that hush puppies are simply the leftover eggwash and cornmeal breading, thrown together and fried. still delicious.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Munchauzen]
    #27317324 - 05/21/21 09:26 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

God damn I miss catfish.  Don't get me wrong, returning to the land of salmon was a good move, but I miss catfish something fierce.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Mr Piggy] * 1
    #27318498 - 05/22/21 08:33 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I confess
I have been sick as fuck for a week.

Never been sick like this before. I could not breathe without air conditioning and leaning over things to let gravity help pull my lungs open. I could not eat anything but chicken noodle soup which was very soothing to my very sore and dry throat but provided very little good proteins to power my body especially my lungs. I drank protein isolate that also helped my throat but most importantly it gave me strength so my body did not hurt so badly from exhaustion. Sporadically able to mustard the strength to hack this shit up. This shit is sticky more than super glue. Try to peel it off and it may take your skin too.
Yesterday was a turning point for me. My wife an I calmly agreed to divorce and to do it in peace. After our talk I cried to myself hard. It was a very hard cry mixed with all emotions. Love hate sex pain. As I cried all that shit came out with ease and I started to breathe. I felt so much relief from all the pressure that I had feared. Not just the sickness within me but the sickness that I was within. Then I was overwhelmed with a calming joy knowing I will be set free. Awakened with only faded fears of my demons because I now know and accept the demon is just me.

Seriously I can relate to many of these posts and I feel like this is a place for me. I feel connected in some weird way.
Thank you all for sharing your thoughts as reading them often sparks something in me.

Fuck Covid-19 and fuck that vaccine. It don’t fucking work. Probably just a ploy to get people back to normal even tho we have no protection and will believe anything if it’s on tv.
We all need to condition ourselves. Get strong, stay strong, be strong.

That’s it for me back to my closet. Lol


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Cy-an-awe]
    #27318586 - 05/22/21 09:31 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Damn she couldn’t wait til you were better to bring up divorce??



I definitely know what you mean about that feeling of relief even though some rough shit happened. It’s like holding your breath under water trying to make it to the surface, when you make it just in time and get that big breath of air it’s euphoric.


Hope everything works out for you quick man.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: A.k.a]
    #27318618 - 05/22/21 10:07 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Lmao. It was me. I have been bending for her. To the point I don’t recognize myself. I realized I’m not crazy, I’ve just been being driven crazy and this kinda crazy is easy to to fix. Just get out. I was offered a fabulous job back in the shop doing my own thing basically. Doing 1 offs, everything done raw by sight, sound and experience. Where I was before I took the office job for security. Back to me. Making something out of nothing. Time to strap those boots on and get dirty!



I confess, I miss the sound of the spindle humming at 12000 rpm with the door open proving out my programs. I miss the practical jokes and all the crazy shit on the shop floor.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Cy-an-awe]
    #27318863 - 05/22/21 02:27 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Much love buddy and congrats on this new chapter for you and you future ex wife. I hope you both get happier. Trying to stuff yourself in the wrong mold never works, and watching someone trying to stuff themself in a mold for you hurts too.

I think the turning center, lathe and mill may be more addictive than cult. Not to much that beats going from someone's napkin sketch and a need to a useable part. That shit really turns my gears

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Drboomer]
    #27319004 - 05/22/21 05:16 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Thanks guys. I’m feeling great today. I already spawned 3 jars and my first attempt at activated charcoal agar is slowly cooling in a hot water bath. Can’t stop the rhythm :rockon:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Drboomer]
    #27319214 - 05/22/21 08:03 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Much love buddy and congrats on this new chapter for you and you future ex wife. I hope you both get happier. Trying to stuff yourself in the wrong mold never works, and watching someone trying to stuff themself in a mold for you hurts too.

I think the turning center, lathe and mill may be more addictive than cult. Not to much that beats going from someone's napkin sketch and a need to a useable part. That shit really turns my gears




I feel this as a fabricator and amateur engineer... lol. I love talking to someone for a few minutes to rough an idea out and coming back and blowing their mind.

If you ever feel like sharing your shop stuff, check the "shop talk" link in my sig!

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: roarkell]
    #27322877 - 05/25/21 05:05 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I confess... I finally tried my PE after growing it for a couple months now. I decided to take my girl and two friends tubing (It was my birthday wish) and is now a yearly tradition. Last time we went to a nice fairly gentle river in the mountians and it was great so I found a river near me where there were good drop off and pick up points and just bought my own tubes this time.

Since i've heard how strong PE was I went with good judgement and only made us all 2g tea each. I figured that would be a good starter since I'm used to taking a nice 3.5. Well...I underestimated how strong these things were. I took my first 8g I ever harvested and didn't think they would be killers but jesus they slapped.

Also, the river I choose had some parts that were fairly narrow and gentle but, I ended up getting the part of the river that was about a half mile wide and class 2 rapids. So we were all tripping absolutely hard as fuck and going down this river all strapped together with our tubes holding on for humanity and my girls tube got a hole in it. So I, seeing everything melting around me had to get a patch out of the bag I was holding and get my shit together to find the hole and patch it so she didn't sink in this giant river.

Ended up finally getting over to the side of the river after much struggle and we all ended up puking and being flops for awhile trying to comprehend what we just got into.

However, after puking we all got it together and made it down river having a great ass time. Found some other people that were also tripping (on the side of the river like smarter people) which was pretty dope.

Next time, will be trying PE in a situation that isn't so crazy. But no regrets at all. Love trippy tubing and had a fucking blast. I found it to be like challenge mode tripping lol.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: lookintolearn]
    #27322967 - 05/25/21 06:10 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

That’s nuckin futs bro. I haven’t tried any pe variety yet. Glad you guys made it out okay


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Eugene Gesuale]
    #27322980 - 05/25/21 06:23 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Thanks Haha I'm glad tooo I love the water when tripping but that was a whole ass adventure. Whenever you get your hands on PE i recommend a smaller dose or just a regular dose and somewhere nice and peaceful. I still wanna try a 3.5 but that's gonna be on a beach or a nature walk.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: lookintolearn]
    #27323016 - 05/25/21 06:50 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Ah it's about time to see another "fuck I underestimated PE post" haha. Sounds like a hell of a time. It only takes one trip on PE to find out they can be strong as hell lol


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Gan]
    #27323052 - 05/25/21 07:21 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Lol I think that’s about how 90% of first PE trips go.


I did the same thing, took less knowing they were strong and still got rocked. It’s hard to convince people just how much harder they hit than most shrooms.


Tubing sounds awesome though. Sometimes I love laying in the sun while I’m tripping.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: A.k.a]
    #27323113 - 05/25/21 08:22 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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I did the same thing, took less knowing they were strong and still got rocked. It’s hard to convince people just how much harder they hit than most shrooms.




I haven't grown PE in a while, but I refuse to give them to anyone (except for my childhood best friend that takes them seriously) because no one else will take them seriously and listen when I tell them how strong they actually are. I'm afraid someone won't listen, take too much, lose their shit, and it will lead back to me lol


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: lookintolearn]
    #27323185 - 05/25/21 09:36 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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I confess... I finally tried my PE after growing it for a couple months now. I decided to take my girl and two friends tubing (It was my birthday wish) and is now a yearly tradition. Last time we went to a nice fairly gentle river in the mountians and it was great so I found a river near me where there were good drop off and pick up points and just bought my own tubes this time.

Since i've heard how strong PE was I went with good judgement and only made us all 2g tea each. I figured that would be a good starter since I'm used to taking a nice 3.5. Well...I underestimated how strong these things were. I took my first 8g I ever harvested and didn't think they would be killers but jesus they slapped.

Also, the river I choose had some parts that were fairly narrow and gentle but, I ended up getting the part of the river that was about a half mile wide and class 2 rapids. So we were all tripping absolutely hard as fuck and going down this river all strapped together with our tubes holding on for humanity and my girls tube got a hole in it. So I, seeing everything melting around me had to get a patch out of the bag I was holding and get my shit together to find the hole and patch it so she didn't sink in this giant river.

Ended up finally getting over to the side of the river after much struggle and we all ended up puking and being flops for awhile trying to comprehend what we just got into.

However, after puking we all got it together and made it down river having a great ass time. Found some other people that were also tripping (on the side of the river like smarter people) which was pretty dope.

Next time, will be trying PE in a situation that isn't so crazy. But no regrets at all. Love trippy tubing and had a fucking blast. I found it to be like challenge mode tripping lol.




That's fucking crazy. I can only imagine what that must have been like. I'm glad you're all okay.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Doctor Mario]
    #27323208 - 05/25/21 10:01 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

:rolleyes:


Knowing how common it is that people occasionally faint on mushrooms I never really expect to read about folks tripping and going into water or on boats, please use your heads guys!!! :oldman:
Mushrooms are fine for going to concert but not for driving the car to the concert you know? Walk in forest or lay in bed home but please don't try to rock climb or base jump while tripping that's just dangerous, kind of like swimming or sitting on the edge of a boat while being out of your mind on shrooms... Be safe y'all :bongload:


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    #27323637 - 05/26/21 08:32 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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I did the same thing, took less knowing they were strong and still got rocked. It’s hard to convince people just how much harder they hit than most shrooms.




I haven't grown PE in a while, but I refuse to give them to anyone (except for my childhood best friend that takes them seriously) because no one else will take them seriously and listen when I tell them how strong they actually are. I'm afraid someone won't listen, take too much, lose their shit, and it will lead back to me lol





I know man I like giving them out but that scares me sometimes. Last year I had 12g of some weaker toc on me split into three bags. I ended up giving them all to a guy i was in line with at a dispensary who said he’d only tried them twice years ago.

The next week I saw him again and he told me right after I gave them to him he ate ALL 3 BAGS before driving five hours to a neighboring state.

You try to do something nice man.....fucking people.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: lookintolearn]
    #27323667 - 05/26/21 09:02 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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I confess... I finally tried my PE after growing it for a couple months now. I decided to take my girl and two friends tubing (It was my birthday wish) and is now a yearly tradition. Last time we went to a nice fairly gentle river in the mountians and it was great so I found a river near me where there were good drop off and pick up points and just bought my own tubes this time.

Since i've heard how strong PE was I went with good judgement and only made us all 2g tea each. I figured that would be a good starter since I'm used to taking a nice 3.5. Well...I underestimated how strong these things were. I took my first 8g I ever harvested and didn't think they would be killers but jesus they slapped.

Also, the river I choose had some parts that were fairly narrow and gentle but, I ended up getting the part of the river that was about a half mile wide and class 2 rapids. So we were all tripping absolutely hard as fuck and going down this river all strapped together with our tubes holding on for humanity and my girls tube got a hole in it. So I, seeing everything melting around me had to get a patch out of the bag I was holding and get my shit together to find the hole and patch it so she didn't sink in this giant river.

Ended up finally getting over to the side of the river after much struggle and we all ended up puking and being flops for awhile trying to comprehend what we just got into.

However, after puking we all got it together and made it down river having a great ass time. Found some other people that were also tripping (on the side of the river like smarter people) which was pretty dope.

Next time, will be trying PE in a situation that isn't so crazy. But no regrets at all. Love trippy tubing and had a fucking blast. I found it to be like challenge mode tripping lol.




I have a similar yearly canoe trip, about 30 dudes, 3 days on the river. I bring the shrooms. A few years ago I started bringing tea instead of dried. Feels better crossing state lines with a gallon of tea concentrate than a half pound of dried in jars, plus scale. Anyway, this year I tried a new experiment. In addition to the usual tea made from dried, I made and brought a batch made from fresh fruits. I always test the tea before the trip so I can feel fairly confident not to incapacitate anyone as there are several rapids that require attention.

Long story short, I was pleased to find that tea made from fresh is equally potent to tea from dried fruits, by weight. Meaning, I can make the same gallon of tea from 1/10th the fruits by using fresh. Plus it was totally blue! This makes me consider changing how I store my harvests. Frozen tea lasts...

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: LadysKnight]
    #27323879 - 05/26/21 12:47 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I confess, Adventure Time is my all time favorite show. I may start a thread for people like me.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Eugene Gesuale]
    #27323897 - 05/26/21 01:10 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I confess, ive never seen it... ive seen clips and all my buddies love it... I just never sat down and watched it.

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