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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: Texas Honey Badger] * 2
    #27300659 - 05/08/21 07:14 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Do you sit down when you pee?

I do, less dribble, and it's much easier late at night.
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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #27300702 - 05/08/21 07:45 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

You sit down to pee? Disgusting. I don't even sit down to shit.


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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: PatrickKn]
    #27300708 - 05/08/21 07:47 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

You are THE alpha.  :bow2:


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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #27300733 - 05/08/21 08:08 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I lean up against the cabinets
That way i dont even have to hold my wee wee
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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27300850 - 05/08/21 09:41 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, that's another good approach.  I usually do that when I'm drunk, and at someone else's house... when I don't wanna sit on a strangers seat.  I'm a princess.

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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: 1234go]
    #27300859 - 05/08/21 09:54 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

sometimes i sit down to pee :sadyes:



also, i occasionally pee in sinks.


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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: crackbaby]
    #27300873 - 05/08/21 10:05 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I'll do a sink pee every now, and again.  Gotta keep things new, and exciting.


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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: 1234go]
    #27300896 - 05/08/21 10:38 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I shit out the window every now and again


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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: crackbaby]
    #27300936 - 05/08/21 11:23 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

crackbaby said:
sometimes i sit down to pee :sadyes:



also, i occasionally pee in sinks.



Do you sit in your sink while you pee? :wtfsonic:


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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: ONE OZ SLUG] * 1
    #27300938 - 05/08/21 11:26 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

that would be totally gay :crankey:


i only sit down in the sink when taking a dump


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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: crackbaby]
    #27301377 - 05/09/21 09:51 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

So did we decide where we're going for the one year anniversary?

Applebees?


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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: Niffla]
    #27301382 - 05/09/21 09:53 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Texas Roadhouse, of course...


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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: 1234go]
    #27301416 - 05/09/21 10:08 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

how about pluckers


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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: Niffla]
    #27301422 - 05/09/21 10:13 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

:needssalt:


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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: Niffla]
    #27301423 - 05/09/21 10:14 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck that lets go to the Pho House
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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27301494 - 05/09/21 10:55 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Fiery is banned from this thread :smilingpuppy:


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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: 1234go]
    #27302596 - 05/10/21 07:52 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Wow, it's not a jittery wreck in here anymore.  I can breathe again...

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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: 1234go]
    #27302611 - 05/10/21 08:06 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

:suddendisapproval:


Fiery is still going to be at the anniversary party right?


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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27302617 - 05/10/21 08:11 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I have my attire picked for the evening's festivities.




Well I think I do anyway. There's a chicken wing hoodie that's quite dope.

I'll probably wear pants also. Idk we'll see on the pants.


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Re: Good Morning Texas [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27302630 - 05/10/21 08:23 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Fiery is still going to be at the anniversary party right?





Of course, I'm not a savage. 

....but it'd be great if someone tossed him benzo or two to level him out beforehand.


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