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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Asante]
    #27299011 - 05/07/21 05:22 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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Asante said:
I hope hes having a fantastic time.




me too buddy, me too.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Niffla]
    #27299019 - 05/07/21 05:27 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Did he say where he was going or did he just take his bat and ball and leave?


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Northerner]
    #27299056 - 05/07/21 05:46 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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Did he say where he was going or did he just take his bat and ball and leave?




As far as I know he just never came back. Something happened with his password or something and he thought the site was behind it. Or something to that effect.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27299064 - 05/07/21 05:52 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Aw, okay.  :sad:

Well it consumed more than a decade of his life. My post count is a fraction of his and this place eats a lot of my time.

Or he's a keyboard ninja.  :ninja:


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Northerner] * 2
    #27299146 - 05/07/21 06:43 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

DAC-232 was a CIA MK-Ultra asset who was designed from birth for psychological operations globally. Born from a test tube and raised on a diet of kicking ass, DAC-232 was integrated into the DAC training program at the age of 8. The DAC program cloned hundreds of iterations on various diets and education programs. DAC-232 was the first of 5 participants enrolled into the most restrictive training program. Out of 245 clones in 12 unique training programs, only 45 lived to maturity and only one showed promise as the CIA's premier disruption agent. When it was obvious that there were no alternatives, the DAC program decommissioned the 44 remaining operatives and turned it's entire focus towards refining 8 year old DAC-232.

DAC-232 was unique from the other decommissioned assets in that he was primarily fed a diet of oatmeal and LSD from an early age. While other training programs emphasized disciplines such as monkhood or military prowess, 232's program designers emphasized a prison like environment for it's 5 acolytes. Unburdened by the distractions of sunlight and friendship, 232 excelled in an environment specially crafted to dividing and conquering anyone under his management. First he learned to manipulate the other trainees to his will, but quickly it became apparent that he was on another level when 1 year into the program, auditors came to visit the prison biome only to discover that 232 was running the program himself and the program managers left to train and refine him were instead his prisoners. The program managers had hailed him emperor of the biome, and he took the title of Prisoner #1 to signify his rank among them.

When his training ended, he was immediately put to work collapsing governments and inventing crack cocaine. He organized the aids epidemic and was indispensable in the Contras. After the Iran Contra debacle was uncovered, the DAC program was in serious trouble of being uncovered. Prisoner #1 needed to be decommissioned. Instead he went rogue. Programmed to do one thing, he was not going out without accomplishing his primary mission. Over the next 6 years, Prisoner #1 grew a sick beard and got to work on his ultimate purpose - the collapse of the Soviet Empire. He used his skills to single handedly manipulate entire economies, raise rebel armies a destablalize Soviet leadership from within. By the time he was finished the empire collapsed one swoop. 

His ultimate purpose complete, he retired to a quiet life in the countryside. He was ready to enjoy the simple things in life. A government asset he had developed in the 70's called the internet was really taking off around this time, having been recently widely adopted by the flesh borns. Here he would spend much of his time, celebrating the fall of the Soviet Empire and chatting with flesh born humans who themselves were raised on diets of LSD and oatmeal.

With the DAC program having been decommissioned in the late 80's, Prisoner #1 was not even certain that anyone was still alive who might be able to identify him. He kept a low profile for years orchestrating the largest destabilization operations in the history of mankind, but retirement made him complicit. In the new century he amassed an online presence the likes of which had never been matched. An anomaly, his presence gained attention. Captured in 2019, the shadow government had one more job for him.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: PatrickKn]
    #27299227 - 05/07/21 07:35 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

holy shit.....i want to go back through all his posts now but am terrified...plus it would take fuck all the rest of my life...AI?


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: masspan]
    #27299235 - 05/07/21 07:41 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)



killin it


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: masspan]
    #27299243 - 05/07/21 07:46 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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You have posted in 12,603 different threads, and had the final word in 792 of them. You kill 6.28% of the threads you post in.





I've been slacking, I need to lower the bar significantly. Have you guys ever heard of a man named Trent?


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: masspan]
    #27299245 - 05/07/21 07:48 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

8.98%

killed 747 :eek:

threads, not a plane

posted in a total of 8,321 threads


neat feature


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: morrowasted]
    #27299320 - 05/07/21 09:03 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

You have posted in 7,111 different threads, and had the final word in 977 of them. You kill 13.74% of the threads you post in.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Ythan]
    #27299376 - 05/07/21 09:52 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

This is a super fun feature. Thanks Ythan!

You have posted in 4,429 different threads, and had the final word in 1,018 of them. You kill 22.98% of the threads you post in.


Now I have to go try to kill more threads because 20+% just isn't good enough.


KEEP TRYING FOLKS.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Fiery]
    #27299378 - 05/07/21 09:55 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

So far=-  I am the thread killer champion.


Close second place at  22.46% from The Thing


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: druqs]
    #27299387 - 05/07/21 10:04 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

You have posted in 7,862 different threads, and had the final word in 996 of them. You kill 12.67% of the threads you post in.

At one point, I had over 30,000 posts, so this obviously doesn't count the posts I went back in time to prevent being born.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #27299390 - 05/07/21 10:07 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Wrong- this post hasn't happened yet and this is all a dream of a dream to spawn the most lethal thread hero champion army.


Gathering around the postlands are thousands of hungry posters looking for threads to kill but afraid to say anything.


DO NOT LEAVE ANY THREAD BEHIND


LEAVE NO THREAD BEHIND



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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Fiery]
    #27299398 - 05/07/21 10:14 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Hello fellow plebians I just wanted to show off this personalized autograph I got from Ythan himself



I'm just very excited and in a great mood right now

:feelingfeisty:


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Niffla]
    #27299403 - 05/07/21 10:16 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

That’s not authentic, I can tell...:smug:


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Amanita86]
    #27299407 - 05/07/21 10:18 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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That’s not authentic, I can tell...:smug:






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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27299409 - 05/07/21 10:19 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Should probably make that your sig.


:splooge:


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Northerner]
    #27299412 - 05/07/21 10:20 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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Northerner said:
Should probably make that your sig.


:splooge:




:yeahgoodadvice:


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27299436 - 05/07/21 10:42 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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Niffla said:
I am a gangster OG thread assassin. I've killed 10% of the threads I've ever posted in. And I have a lot of posts...



:sniperkitty:

:sniper:



I kill 11.6% :awehigh:


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