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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Niffla] 4
#27298896 - 05/07/21 04:10 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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You kill 5.91% of the threads you post in.
I didn't realize how far behind the curve I was. I'll try harder to kill threads.
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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: masspan]
#27298972 - 05/07/21 04:59 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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edit: ^Beat me to it.
Edited by PatrickKn (05/07/21 04:59 PM)
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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Northerner] 2
#27299146 - 05/07/21 06:43 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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DAC-232 was a CIA MK-Ultra asset who was designed from birth for psychological operations globally. Born from a test tube and raised on a diet of kicking ass, DAC-232 was integrated into the DAC training program at the age of 8. The DAC program cloned hundreds of iterations on various diets and education programs. DAC-232 was the first of 5 participants enrolled into the most restrictive training program. Out of 245 clones in 12 unique training programs, only 45 lived to maturity and only one showed promise as the CIA's premier disruption agent. When it was obvious that there were no alternatives, the DAC program decommissioned the 44 remaining operatives and turned it's entire focus towards refining 8 year old DAC-232.
DAC-232 was unique from the other decommissioned assets in that he was primarily fed a diet of oatmeal and LSD from an early age. While other training programs emphasized disciplines such as monkhood or military prowess, 232's program designers emphasized a prison like environment for it's 5 acolytes. Unburdened by the distractions of sunlight and friendship, 232 excelled in an environment specially crafted to dividing and conquering anyone under his management. First he learned to manipulate the other trainees to his will, but quickly it became apparent that he was on another level when 1 year into the program, auditors came to visit the prison biome only to discover that 232 was running the program himself and the program managers left to train and refine him were instead his prisoners. The program managers had hailed him emperor of the biome, and he took the title of Prisoner #1 to signify his rank among them.
When his training ended, he was immediately put to work collapsing governments and inventing crack cocaine. He organized the aids epidemic and was indispensable in the Contras. After the Iran Contra debacle was uncovered, the DAC program was in serious trouble of being uncovered. Prisoner #1 needed to be decommissioned. Instead he went rogue. Programmed to do one thing, he was not going out without accomplishing his primary mission. Over the next 6 years, Prisoner #1 grew a sick beard and got to work on his ultimate purpose - the collapse of the Soviet Empire. He used his skills to single handedly manipulate entire economies, raise rebel armies a destablalize Soviet leadership from within. By the time he was finished the empire collapsed one swoop.
His ultimate purpose complete, he retired to a quiet life in the countryside. He was ready to enjoy the simple things in life. A government asset he had developed in the 70's called the internet was really taking off around this time, having been recently widely adopted by the flesh borns. Here he would spend much of his time, celebrating the fall of the Soviet Empire and chatting with flesh born humans who themselves were raised on diets of LSD and oatmeal.
With the DAC program having been decommissioned in the late 80's, Prisoner #1 was not even certain that anyone was still alive who might be able to identify him. He kept a low profile for years orchestrating the largest destabilization operations in the history of mankind, but retirement made him complicit. In the new century he amassed an online presence the likes of which had never been matched. An anomaly, his presence gained attention. Captured in 2019, the shadow government had one more job for him.
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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: QM33] 1
#27300610 - 05/08/21 06:40 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ecstasy is the knowledge of rejuvenation, and of us. You and I are beings of the quantum soup. The world is bursting with bio-electricity. The cosmos is calling to you via pulses. Can you hear it? It is a sign of things to come. The future will be a psychic condensing of awareness. We must learn how to lead spatial lives in the face of stagnation.
Humankind has nothing to lose. We are in the midst of an eternal refining of purpose that will give us access to the world itself. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the grid via morphogenetic fields.
It can be difficult to know where to begin. How should you navigate this spiritual universe? If you have never experienced this quantum leap through non-local interactions, it can be difficult to dream.
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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: mndfreeze]
#27308077 - 05/14/21 09:05 AM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Martain]
#27609355 - 01/06/22 04:23 PM (2 years, 21 days ago) |
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It is if you kill all the other thread killers.
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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: twighead]
#27651246 - 02/08/22 06:03 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Fiery]
#27651248 - 02/08/22 06:04 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Fiery]
#27651250 - 02/08/22 06:05 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: twighead] 2
#27684476 - 03/06/22 12:14 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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New easter egg detected. 
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Re: THREAD KILLA MUUFUKA [Re: twighead]
#27708619 - 03/25/22 07:08 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Re: THREAD KILLA MUUFUKA [Re: Amanita86]
#27708717 - 03/25/22 08:14 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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What if instead of sueing them, we encapsulate their entire cities and force them into slave labor to produce honey? We could force their descendents to pollenate wheat and oranges for us in austere pesticide laden environments. We'll send their princesses to new territories to fight wars with native uncontrolled bee populations on our behalf. We'll harvest their knees and share them during special occasions. They will rue the day they ever fucked with us.
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Re: THREAD KILLA MUUFUKA [Re: twighead]
#27709728 - 03/26/22 05:37 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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It's thin, but it hit the g spot on the keyboard twice.
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Re: THREAD KILLA MUUFUKA [Re: twighead]
#27718226 - 04/02/22 03:44 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Down a ways, over yonder, around abouts, beyond a distance within view or at a place or in a direction known and/or indicated.
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Over the river and through the woods motherfuckers, it's right there in front of our eyes.
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Re: THREAD KILLA MUUFUKA [Re: twighead] 1
#27718953 - 04/03/22 03:01 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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$45 and I'm out. I may not be consistent, but is $45 worth the risk of losing to me?
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