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Personal Bankers. That made me laugh today. Epstein joke as he has the same last name.
    #27287927 - 04/30/21 02:14 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

So I get an e-mail from my personal banker reading that I missed a signature on some paperwork.  So I e-mail back to make an appointment yesterday for today. 

I know he read it and doesn't get back to me, small fish, so I call today to my local branch where he works and when one banker picks up the phone I say, "is Jeffrey Epstein available?" 

In a deadpan voice.  And she is confused.  We have a, will leave his name out Epstein and I just go, OH that is is the one.  And here she is thinking, is this guy serious or joking?  Let me transfer you to him.

Then I get the bullshit excuses and I just cut him off and can I come in tomorrow.  Yes, OK, goodbye.  Made me laugh and I sensed and yes, he felt a little bit mocked but making that joke I have been waiting for and not mean spirited.  Just amused me of the sense of unease I could sense in my branch bank.

On a serious note so glad am financially firm through covid and still will be.  Hope the best for those that have had to deal with death and/or financial hardship.  Gave some money to a person on the street yesterday.  Wow. 

He put a blanket over his head during the daytime and I just said hey man, want a couple a bucks?  He took it, they are more used to getting fucked with here in SLC and what does it matter? 

And I have given twenty to a homeless guy before it just really doesn't matter in the long term but might mean a lot to them at the present time.  Don't know.  Circle of concern and circle of control.  What one can influence in one's life and what one has no control over and I have been homeless by choice many times in my youth.  I know the feeling.

Just jibberjabbering on a way to long post but many people with student loan debt, mortgages, car payments, ants running to and fro as Henry the author put it, not putting myself under that system again.  Is corrupted and always will be.  Besides my little bit of money and savings and secured credit card.  So still under it but on top of it.

Point of this essay, lol, there is no sure thing with finance.


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